Blurting it out....Playground style

[MollyDolly]

Deputies say US man blames cat for downloading child porn by jumping on computer keyboard

JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

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So, barring that whole pesky innocent-until-proven-guilty thing, he's a paedophile, coward, and moron Take some fucking responsibility!

Anyone know him?

 

[Wings27]

I just don't understand it. Why do I work at this so hard? They dont' appreciate a damn thing.

 

[koalabear]

I just don't understand it. Why do I work at this so hard? They dont' appreciate a damn thing.

stick to stainless......you know what to expect......

 

[Wings27]

stick to stainless......you know what to expect......

I'm talking actual work, like the stuff I get paid to do. You know, not like the crappy cut of your ebay profits.

 

[koalabear]

I'm talking actual work, like the stuff I get paid to do. You know, not like the crappy cut of your ebay profits.

well produce more vids and you make more........

 

[Wings27]

well produce more vids and you make more........

I'll let you have the rights to this weekend's fest.

 

[koalabear]

I'll let you have the rights to this weekend's fest.

you already missed one night of it........geeeesh........

 

[Wings27]

you already missed one night of it........geeeesh........

Fridays are off limits for any thing "fest" like in my household.

 

[koalabear]

Fridays are off limits for any thing "fest" like in my household.

rookies.......geeeeesh........

 

[Wings27]

rookies.......geeeeesh........

mmmhmmm, Tiny Little Winglets get me on Friday nights.

 

[koalabear]

mmmhmmm, Tiny Little Winglets get me on Friday nights.

that's where the nanny comes in handy..........

 

[frostyred]

Just in case there's anyone left on the planet that does not know, I will say it again. My mother is a lunatic. This will be one hell of a long weekend.

 

[Wings27]

that's where the nanny comes in handy..........

Right well, unless you and the doc plan on adopting me I can't afford a nanny in addition to all my very expensive sex toys.

 

[Wings27]

Just in case there's anyone left on the planet that does not know, I will say it again. My mother is a lunatic. This will be one hell of a long weekend.

WAIT are you HERE?!?!

 

[koalabear]

Right well, unless you and the doc plan on adopting me I can't afford a nanny in addition to all my very expensive sex toys.

get a Union job........

 

[frostyred]

WAIT are you HERE?!?!

Yes. My ass is parked in a hotel, away from my darling mother.

 

[Wings27]

get a Union job........

hardy har har bite me.

 

[Wings27]

Yes. My ass is parked in a hotel, away from my darling mother.

LOL!!! Wanna get drunk and terrorize Rockford on Sunday night?

 

[frostyred]

LOL!!! Wanna get drunk and terrorize Rockford on Sunday night?

Oooohhhh...... I kinda like the sound of that. I'll actually be in Rockford Sunday night.

 

[Wings27]

Oooohhhh...... I kinda like the sound of that. I'll actually be in Rockford Sunday night.

I don't have anything planned for Sunday night, if you do want to, let me know.

 

[frostyred]

I don't have anything planned for Sunday night, if you do want to, let me know.

Hopefully, work won't beat the crap out of me, and I'll have some energy left by then.

 

[Wings27]

Hopefully, work won't beat the crap out of me, and I'll have some energy left by then.

I will cross my fingers that you'll stay rested!

 

[amy_li]

no, I don't have too many shoes, why don't you build me another closet

 

[Lorilei]

By the way, it's disconcerting to be channel surfing and run across the first guy you ever slept with.

Kissed, even.

 

[Miles Long]

It's called a mangina for a reason!