Hello from the air, you mother fuckers!

LadyFunkenstein

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Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)
 
Are you using a laptop or phone? AND… if it has a webcam could you send a few photos for proof? If anything happens in flight, they could prove useful. :cool:
 
Are you sitting near any hot Jewish guys? Can you drag one into the restroom in the back and hit the "occupied" switch? ;)
 
Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)
This is a crack-up.

What's your present altitude?

I can't wait until we get our brain-implant transponders so we can post on Lit while scuba-diving.
 
Are you sitting near any hot Jewish guys? Can you drag one into the restroom in the back and hit the "occupied" switch? ;)

In all of the flights I've taken over the last 5 years - and that's a whole hell of a lot - I've been seated next to someone bangable only once. I really got along quite well with that guy too, but nothing happened. Bastard was happily in a relationship.
 
This is a crack-up.

What's your present altitude?

I can't wait until we get our brain-implant transponders so we can post on Lit while scuba-diving.

Yes, its quite exciting, isn't it? I'm at about 32,000 feet. as for what I'm doing, I'm still sitting here. But things are going to get wild soon... the drink cart will come rolling by. Then I'll drink a beverage while sitting here!
 
Funny how so many people believe the fucking lies told on this fucking site!! Everybody knows niggers ride the fucking greyhound bus!!

Give us updates on the smelly guy in front of you.
 
Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)

HEY Lt!!

i thought you were just stoned again!!!
 
midnight express moment :D

Not really... domestic flights are not particularly interested in drugs. So long as you don't set off the machine (and you don't pull a random ssssssssssss) you can carry shit in your pockets without a problem.
 
Considering delta airlines charges $10 per flight to use the WIFI and filters all adult websites how did you get away with it? :rolleyes:
 
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