Hello from the air, you mother fuckers!

[LadyFunkenstein]

Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)

 

[KindaKinky]

Are you using a laptop or phone? AND… if it has a webcam could you send a few photos for proof? If anything happens in flight, they could prove useful.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

My threads always seem to attract people I have on ignore.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

you gonna be foolin around with the black box?

did you get the peanuts yet

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Are you sitting near any hot Jewish guys? Can you drag one into the restroom in the back and hit the "occupied" switch?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)

This is a crack-up.

What's your present altitude?

I can't wait until we get our brain-implant transponders so we can post on Lit while scuba-diving.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Did someone already finish the crossword puzzle in the in-flight magazine?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Are you sitting near any hot Jewish guys? Can you drag one into the restroom in the back and hit the "occupied" switch?

In all of the flights I've taken over the last 5 years - and that's a whole hell of a lot - I've been seated next to someone bangable only once. I really got along quite well with that guy too, but nothing happened. Bastard was happily in a relationship.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

This is a crack-up.

What's your present altitude?

I can't wait until we get our brain-implant transponders so we can post on Lit while scuba-diving.

Yes, its quite exciting, isn't it? I'm at about 32,000 feet. as for what I'm doing, I'm still sitting here. But things are going to get wild soon... the drink cart will come rolling by. Then I'll drink a beverage while sitting here!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Did someone already finish the crossword puzzle in the in-flight magazine?

I hate crosswords! But good news, it hasn't been filled in at all. This one is called "Who's Game" and it also bears the Hard Rock Cafe logo, so it must be good.

 

[Trashyass]

Funny how so many people believe the fucking lies told on this fucking site!! Everybody knows niggers ride the fucking greyhound bus!!

Give us updates on the smelly guy in front of you.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Some Delta flights have wi-fi, such as the one I'm on now.

On this thread I will give you very important updates regarding what I am doing.

Right now?

Sitting here.

More to come!

(Eventually I'll make my way to facilities to have a little bit of "me time" as I always do, so most likely this thread will pick up.)

HEY Lt!!

i thought you were just stoned again!!!

 

[Readywife]

Funny how so many people believe the fucking lies told on this fucking site!! Everybody knows niggers ride the fucking greyhound bus!!

Give us updates on the smelly guy in front of you.

HEY Lt!!

i thought you were just stoned again!!!

Is it possible that both of you are the same person?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

three on ignore in a row... where's maervelist, green gummy bear, etc etc?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Did you smuggle on a salami dressed as a baby?

I would.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Did you smuggle on a salami dressed as a baby?

I would.

No, but I have a bit of weed in my pocket. Forget I had it until right before security.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Is it possible that both of you are the same person?

na the top one is just another mcgee alt.

 

[redpaint]

Did someone already finish the crossword puzzle in the in-flight magazine?

Don't they always do.... Now if they would just change them one ever 10 years or so.

 

[Trashyass]

No, but I have a bit of weed in my pocket. Forget I had it until right before security.

Yeah right, now we know you are fucking lying your ass off! You aint the top troll here no matter how hard you try.

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[HoHoBomb]

No, but I have a bit of weed in my pocket. Forget I had it until right before security.

midnight express moment

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

midnight express moment

Not really... domestic flights are not particularly interested in drugs. So long as you don't set off the machine (and you don't pull a random ssssssssssss) you can carry shit in your pockets without a problem.

 

[Herbert_Lawson]

Considering delta airlines charges $10 per flight to use the WIFI and filters all adult websites how did you get away with it?

 

[Herbert_Lawson]

http://www.gadgetell.com/tech/comment/delta-to-use-filters-on-in-air-wifi/

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

No, but I have a bit of weed in my pocket. Forget I had it until right before security.

And they say pot affects your memory.

 

[Trashyass]

And they say pot affects your memory.

Yeah what a stupid idiot, everyone that has ever taken a flight knows they make you empty your pockets of all contents into a basket before you step through the metal detector.