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JAMESBJOHNSON
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So who leads in this 3rd party? A ravaging beast like Beck, or a firey Berkley Feminist, A Midwesterner Governor with White hair and a glib message of ...(insert here) and "freedom"?
For my self I would like someone sane, articulate, more like J. William Fullbright, than George Bush (either of them). His "Arrogance of Power" was masterful yet LBJ couldn't even see reality.
I guess this is where I need to toss my hat in the ring as Fascist Party candidate for President.
The rules will be simple:
1. Do what you want but not on the street.
2. You elected Dubya and Al Franken, so no more voting. Politicians are a luxury America can no longer afford.
3. TV entertainment will feature wholesome programs like UNCLE WALT'S WORKSHOP, COOKING WITH MOM, and 800 cable channels that monitor global warming sites (you can pop the top on a brewskie and watch a glacier melt or the sea rise) and starving children in Africa with host, Bono.
4. Wall Street, the US Department of the Treasury, and US banks will be managed by Las Vegas casino operators and the Fraternal Order of Brooklyn Sicilians. Your money will finally be safe and earn income.
5. Marriage will be by lottery drawing. You may get a male or a female partner. Your partner may be Gary Coleman or Sarah Palin. Every county in America will be firnished with a steel drum filled Dick Cheney semen, this is for the convenience of lesbian couples. Interested females will be allowed 15 minutes to sit in a wading pool filled with the Cheney semen.