Baseball bat would be a nice warm up
Unfortunately, my wife is unable to use a baseball on me. However, if she were able to, I'd regard it as a nice starting point.
I was initially shocked at the number of responses indicating a bat is too large; however, upon reflection, I remembered my years of "anal training".
The bat diameter is no problem. I'd love to be on the receiving end but only with confidence that the giver knows the entire bat doesn't belong "up there".
Unfortunately, my wife is unable to use a baseball on me. However, if she were able to, I'd regard it as a nice starting point.
I was initially shocked at the number of responses indicating a bat is too large; however, upon reflection, I remembered my years of "anal training".
The bat diameter is no problem. I'd love to be on the receiving end but only with confidence that the giver knows the entire bat doesn't belong "up there".