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True story, I know more of the words of the Canadian National Anthem than the American National Anthem. Sad, eh?
(Or perhaps AWESOME, eh? You decide.)
I need to visit. Why is it that the stuff available to you you never do?
Anyway, enjoy your Canada day, send me lots of your bacon, and good luck with the limpics.
As a Canuck only one generation removed, I sing out "O, Canada!"
Where's my tourtière?
I have been to Canada.
I have supped on its' tasty tasty maple offerings.
Real Canadian maple syrup is crack on flapjacks.
O, Canada indeed.
Thanks Keroin...I can hear the fireworks out my window.
True north strong and free.![]()
A&W is Canadian? I had no idea.
An old friend of mine is a Canuck. Met him through an online game. He and his wife came down here for a visit, and, man, I have never seen anyone put away that much beer with absolutely no noticeable effect. His explanation was that the local lager was so piss-weak that he might as well have been drinking soda.
I couldn't drink that much soda, damn.
Yeah, it's kind of an old joke in Canada...
"What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe?
They're both fucking close to water."
(I don't like beer).
He used the exact same joke a later in the visit. Interestingly, he was drinking Fosters on that occasion, ostensibly an Australian beer.
My Mum was researching our family tree and came across an article about mt great great great great great grandfather, a hudson bay employee, who got repatriated from canada for being the "biggest cad" in Nova scotia. So I was nearly a Canadian.
He got jail time back in scotland for forging bank notes.