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bilbo ..... which means "big Dildo" ... so D batteries
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DB) sent me, were: -
Sorry y'all that Bilbo didn't make the cut.. can see from all the chatter about him how popular he is..![]()
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.Bilbo didn't make it? I demand a re-count, damn it!![]()
awww poor Bilbo.![]()
He must feel oh so alone...
Sometimes childish, sometimes rude, always clever and always very, very funny this book has delighted most, and outraged a few, Tolkien fans in the US for nearly 30 years. Pulling in references to popular culture and fantasy literature as a whole this is a killingly effective parody of Lord of the Rings. From the dreary Goddamn (Gollum), to the feckless Arrowroot (Aragorn), the bungling Goodgulf (Gandalf) to the timid, meanminded boggies Frito (Frodo) and Dildo (Bilbo) no character is safe. Fleeing the Nozdrul, bored by acid-casualty Tim Benzedrine and harrassed throughout by the minions of Sorhed the fellowship move through a Middle Earth like no other. Short, sharp and very much to the point even Tolkien would be hard-pressed to surpress a giggle at Bored of the Rings.
Scores: -
imnauti - 2

1. Rockin Robin - One of my first 45s
2. Rock With You
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4. Thriller
5. Black or White (Love the irony of this one.... he clearly thought it did matter!)