Be well Farah Fawcett

Tatum

I liked her hair.

I never understood why Ryan named his daughter Tatum, though. It's a good name for a potato puff but not for a little girl.

"Want fries with that?"

"Nah, but bring me some of those tatums, they were good the last time."

"Tatums? What the Hell you talkin' about?"

"You know, those potato puffs."

"Oh, I thought you were talkin' about Tatum O'Neil."

"Nah, I was just askin' for the potato and not the woman."
 
I liked her hair.

I never understood why Ryan named his daughter Tatum, though. It's a good name for a potato puff but not for a little girl.

"Want fries with that?"

"Nah, but bring me some of those tatums, they were good the last time."

"Tatums? What the Hell you talkin' about?"

"You know, those potato puffs."

"Oh, I thought you were talkin' about Tatum O'Neil."

"Nah, I was just askin' for the potato and not the woman."

Sometimes, Freddie, you are horrible. This poor girl just lost her mother and you are making fun of her name. Let me know when your mother dies, so I can start picking at Frederick, or Fredrica, or God forbid your given name would be Freddie, or maybe its Alfred. Unbelievable!
 
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