Why is "Hogjack" so excited about torturing kids?

[where]

If it's good enough for Keats, it's good enough for me.

hahahahahahahahaha!

*falls on floor*

Alright, but you have to write like Keats to use it, m'kay?

 

[Sean]

hahahahahahahahaha!

*falls on floor*

Alright, but you have to write like Keats to use it, m'kay?

And there stood stout Cortez and all his alts, silent upon a post in Literotica.

 

[where]

And there stood stout Cortez and all his alts, silent upon a post in Literotica.

hhahahahaha! OK, that's funny!

 

[hogjack]

Cruelty to children is never funny. Even here.

Well...there are exceptions when the wit & wisdom comes from "Karen Kraft":

Ba-Da-Boom!

You still fucking children at the Interstate rest stops?

Mother is a Prostitute

One of your mother's tricks was too stupid to flush the toilet and left his condom in the trash. Nine months later, a dark cloud infested the planet.

Young Child Finds Dildo

It's important that she learns how it's used. Did you explain?

Dog Assaults Toddler

I think the boy should be put down and the dog should be banned for violating its Terms of Service

D'oh!!

 

[naughtycakes]

Well...there are exceptions when the wit & wisdom comes from "Karen Kraft":

Young Child Finds Dildo

It's important that she learns how it's used. Did you explain?


D'oh!!

Hmm, I wonder what the authorities would have to say about teaching a seven-year-old girl how to use a dildo.

Sounds like KK knows a little more about being a sex offender than she lets on.

 

[Saint Peter]

What a dildo!

 

[Saint Peter]

Oops.

Wrong thread.

 

[Tom_Foolery]

Hogjack you just made my iggy list.

Congrats!!

 

[naughtycakes]

Oops.

Wrong thread.

Yeah, talking about dildos and seven-year-old girls is just fucking gross, even when you're just quoting KK.

Ugh.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, talking about dildos and seven-year-old girls is just fucking gross, even when you're just quoting KK.

Ugh.

I am more of a MILF GILF guy myself.

 

[naughtycakes]

Hogjack you just made my iggy list.

Congrats!!

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so that's to be expected.

Hogjack is fucking hilarious, but it takes some intelligence to appreciate his brand of satire.

 

[naughtycakes]

I am more of a MILF GILF guy myself.

Yeah, me too. Girls who look too young, even if they're in their twenties, don't do anything for me, other than arouse my maternal sense, making me want to protect them. Same with guys, I can't perv on young guys, either. Makes me feel creepy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, me too. Girls who look too young, even if they're in their twenties, don't do anything for me, other than arouse my maternal sense, making me want to protect them. Same with guys, I can't perv on young guys, either. Makes me feel creepy.

Wanna see my white pubes?

 

[Tom_Foolery]

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so that's to be expected.

Hogjack is fucking hilarious, but it takes some intelligence to appreciate his brand of satire.

Please, feel free to show me one thing funny in his post.

Lack of intelligence is the only reason anyone would laugh at his idiotic rants.

Do you laugh at his other alts?

 

[naughtycakes]

Wanna see my white pubes?

YESSSSSSSSSSS!

Post some pics!

Or just send me some so I can sell them to Kybele, hehe.

Please, feel free to show me one thing funny in his post.

Lack of intelligence is the only reason anyone would laugh at his idiotic rants.

Do you laugh at his other alts?

Hun, you either get it, or you don't. There's no explaining here. He's fucking funny, if you have half a brain and a decent sense of humor.

 

[Saint Peter]

Please, feel free to show me one thing funny in his post.

Lack of intelligence is the only reason anyone would laugh at his idiotic rants.

Do you laugh at his other alts?

Yeah.

You seem to have this place nailed after 500 posts. Who's alt are you?

 

[naughtycakes]

Yeah.

You seem to have this place nailed after 500 posts. Who's alt are you?

Somebody with such limited imagination and wit that he thinks it's funny to play gay on the intrawebs.

 

[richard_daily]

He made fun of you for being a man huh "Karen"? Since accusing someone of being a sex offender is your goto schtick when that happens I can only assume. You're aware what it means when you start making vanity threads right?

One step away from Le Jackass and vanity troll login names.



Or just plain old troll login names..

I'm not here to defend KK for anything, but it's been laid out pretty clearly that she's not a man. Unless she convinced a woman that looks exactly like all her pictures that she posts to do those videos.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'm not here to defend KK for anything, but it's been laid out pretty clearly that she's not a man. Unless she convinced a woman that looks exactly like all her pictures that she posts to do those videos.

Damnit! I missed the videos, haha.

Doesn't matter if she's a chick or not, though, she's still a racist piece of shit.

 

[zipman]

Well...there are exceptions when the wit & wisdom comes from "Karen Kraft":

Ba-Da-Boom!

You still fucking children at the Interstate rest stops?

Mother is a Prostitute

One of your mother's tricks was too stupid to flush the toilet and left his condom in the trash. Nine months later, a dark cloud infested the planet.

Young Child Finds Dildo

It's important that she learns how it's used. Did you explain?

Dog Assaults Toddler

I think the boy should be put down and the dog should be banned for violating its Terms of Service

D'oh!!

Game, set and match!

 

[hogjack]

Game, set and match!

Like a few others on the circuit I grunt loudly during serves and especially the backhand return.

It's a difficult habit to break for someone of my cultural and species background.

 

[zipman]

Like a few others on the circuit I grunt loudly during serves and especially the backhand return.

It's a difficult habit to break for someone of my cultural and species background.

Rumor has it you grunt loudly when you pinch a loaf, too.

Inquiring minds and all that.

 

[richard_daily]

Damnit! I missed the videos, haha.

Doesn't matter if she's a chick or not, though, she's still a racist piece of shit.

Again, not defending her... but the constant questioning of her gender sometimes comes across as seriously misogynistic.

How have you been? I wish our IMs would just be friends again!

 

[Pookie]

... might his registering as a sex offender whenever he moves have something to do with it?

Cruelty to children is never funny. Even here.

Put the crack pipe down, Skyler.

 

[Karen Kraft]

There is NOTHING cheap about making up crap about you, Karen Kraft, and a rather sick 2002 video with a 10-year-old... The image of your haunch is inscribed into my eternal memory.

In fact, that was priceless.

2002 video?

Hercules? A dog?

Me?

I understand the part about you liking 10-year-olds, but I didn't know you were into dogs as well. Pedophilia AND bestiality. Quite a guy.