Ladies...I have to know...

[Heatlessfever]

What is the weirdest foreign object you have ever inserted into your vagina?

The weirdest object I have ever inserted inside myself are chocolate covered grapes...and fuck, did it feel great.

It happened tonight actually...I was sitting in my room eating a box of Malley's chocolate covered grapes when a most devious idea came to mind. I took a small grape, and with all my clothes still on, slipped my hand into my panties and pushed the grape inside me. I took it out and ate it. Then I chose a bigger one. Put it inside, took it out, ate it. Took another bigger one, and repeated the process.

Finally, I took three grapes of varying sizes and pushed them all inside of me. Now mind you, I was all clothed, so to anyone who entered the room, there appeared to be nothing out of the ordinary. My father then proceeds to walk into the room.

Haha, so I am sitting there, gasping as I squeeze these chocolate covered grapes inside of me and it causes the most incredible sensations. Haha, it was fucking amusing.

All right, ladies, share your stories of clandestine penetration... by foreign, inanimate objects.

 

[smuv220]

Ladies seem to be shy on this one....

I have no weird object stories for ya and I am not a "lady".....BUT....maybe we can get some guys answers about giving oral to women while having different stuff in their mouths?

Like: ice cubes, pop rocks, or breath strips on the tongue?

 

[Pinkneonsocks]

None. My vagina is precious to me.

Cock and toys. That's it for me.


I've heard too many horror stories like the guy getting the glass mustard bottle stuck all the way up his ass. And the other guy who fell from a roof and the tree branch went through his anal cavity, through his intestines and all the way up to vital organs. *shivers*

 

[X_fallenangel_X]

lol an electronic toothbrush, the end without the brush.

works pretty well as a substitute for a vibrator lol

 

[ahungrymind]

What is the weirdest foreign object you have ever inserted into your vagina?

The weirdest object I have ever inserted inside myself are chocolate covered grapes...and fuck, did it feel great.

It happened tonight actually...I was sitting in my room eating a box of Malley's chocolate covered grapes when a most devious idea came to mind. I took a small grape, and with all my clothes still on, slipped my hand into my panties and pushed the grape inside me. I took it out and ate it. Then I chose a bigger one. Put it inside, took it out, ate it. Took another bigger one, and repeated the process.

Finally, I took three grapes of varying sizes and pushed them all inside of me. Now mind you, I was all clothed, so to anyone who entered the room, there appeared to be nothing out of the ordinary. My father then proceeds to walk into the room.

Haha, so I am sitting there, gasping as I squeeze these chocolate covered grapes inside of me and it causes the most incredible sensations. Haha, it was fucking amusing.

All right, ladies, share your stories of clandestine penetration... by foreign, inanimate objects.

I would love to eat chocolate covered grapes out of your pussy... just in case the situation ever arise that you are looking for volunteers.

 

[jcricks]

lol an electronic toothbrush, the end without the brush.

works pretty well as a substitute for a vibrator lol

Im going to smile the next time I brush my teeth

 

[Firebrain]

Have to say I've never been brave enough to try anything that small - you can lose it, and then it's not pleasant getting it back out again!

I think mine is probably a carrot. It was a beast.

 

[Firebrain]

I have no weird object stories for ya and I am not a "lady".....BUT....maybe we can get some guys answers about giving oral to women while having different stuff in their mouths?

Like: ice cubes, pop rocks, or breath strips on the tongue?

Never do this!

I gave a blowjob to a guy back in uni with a breath strip on my tongue. He danced around for ten minutes screeching, "my cock is burning!"

Bad idea

 

[jcricks]

Never do this!

I gave a blowjob to a guy back in uni with a breath strip on my tongue. He danced around for ten minutes screeching, "my cock is burning!"

Bad idea

I got a salsa-hand handjob...it felt good during but after it started burning so i have to immediately wash

 

[Bends_Arod]

This would be 'fitting' in the Picture Forum.

 

[sugaredwalls]

Because it was only a dollar......

I bought the ivibrate application for my iphone, it lets you program the phone for various speeds and lengths of the vibrate function to get off from.

Since I'm the only one who uses my phone (and it has a protective case), I admit to pulling my panties aside and using a vibrating corner of it to tease myself by running it up and down my slit, slipping it inside me a little and then cumming after playing with it over my clit.

I know it's not terribly original to use a vibrating phone to get off from but thought it was clever for someone to create an application specifically for that purpose.

 

[smexygirl]

Because it was only a dollar......

I bought the ivibrate application for my iphone, it lets you program the phone for various speeds and lengths of the vibrate function to get off from.

Since I'm the only one who uses my phone (and it has a protective case), I admit to pulling my panties aside and using a vibrating corner of it to tease myself by running it up and down my slit, slipping it inside me a little and then cumming after playing with it over my clit.

I know it's not terribly original to use a vibrating phone to get off from but thought it was clever for someone to create an application specifically for that purpose.

thanks... the app was free, but it wasn't a great vibration... but it was free!

 

[sugaredwalls]

thanks... the app was free, but it wasn't a great vibration... but it was free!

It was probably free (like a lot of apps were) at one time but mine cost ninety-nine cents, ivibrateMe, that was the full name of it. Still a bargain for a cheap thrill.

I tend to stay away from vibrating toys, they're too addicting for me (I'm more of a glass dildo girl) so the vibe was alright too!