Snondoms?

[voluptuary_manque]

How snakes really move.

 

[Safe_Bet]

How snakes really move.

Hey, I'm all for scientific research, but "snake straight jackets"????

Besides, I already know why snakes move. If they don't I would chop their freakin, scaly little asses into little scaly pieces!

 

[3113]

Plot bunny?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

How snakes really move.

Snondom -- kinda sounds like a snake condom

 

[Safe_Bet]

Plot bunny?

Plot snake?

 

[damppanties]

Snondom -- kinda sounds like a snake condom

Um. Yes. That's what they meant.

 

[jomar]

I'm wondering how much the study cost. Had to be a fortune since they were studying something slightly less obvious than "do things get wet when it rains?"

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This actually has practical applications. Think stealth military robots . . .

I betcha DARPA funded it.

 

[TE999]

How snakes really move.

Well, duh! Talk about studying the obvious. Did they think snakes had teeny little wheels or sumpin'? They're fascinating creatures to watch...I had to chase a 5 foot blacksnake out of my garage the other day...and he didn't wanna go either.

 

[Safe_Bet]

This actually has practical applications. Think stealth military robots . . .

I betcha DARPA funded it.

"stealth military robots wearing snake condoms..."

Gee thanks VM, for burning that pleasant little thought into my brain!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"stealth military robots wearing snake condoms..."

Gee thanks VM, for burning that pleasant little thought into my brain!

And now, coming under your door from the dark side . . .




http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/horny-1.gif

 

[Xelebes]

I'm wondering how much the study cost. Had to be a fortune since they were studying something slightly less obvious than "do things get wet when it rains?"

Do thing REALLY get wet when it rains? I'm sure there is a surprise to be found there!

 

[Safe_Bet]

And now, coming under your door from the dark side . . .

. . . the stealth military robots meet a REALLY pissed off Amy-nator!

and had better slither their little snake condom wearing asses right back under that door or face a future as one of her toys!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

. . . the stealth military robots meet a REALLY pissed off Amy-nator!

and had better slither their little snake condom wearing asses right back under that door or face a future as one of her toys!

Now why would they complain about that?

 

[R. Richard]

The story is an obvious example of cruelty to snakes. Where is the SPCA???

After they were psychologically tortured, were the snake subjects given counselling? Were they shown how to avoid very low friction surfaces? Were they given recovery time with 'snake charmer music?' Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[Liar]

How snakes really move.

How some snakes move.

Other snakes move like this and don't give a damn what snondom wielding scientists say.

http://hebert.kitp.ucsb.edu/sand/swindr.jpg

Rollin'.

 

[Safe_Bet]

How some snakes move.

Other snakes move like this and don't give a damn what snondom wielding scientists say.

http://hebert.kitp.ucsb.edu/sand/swindr.jpg

Rollin'.

Bareback snakes???

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Bareback snakes???

Well, of course. That's why there are so many!

 

[OneLustyWench]

Bareback snakes???

Better than brokeback snakes. They could put a scale out by slithering around in a snondom.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Better than "brokeback snakes". . .

Wasn't that a movie?

 

[doormouse]

aww... poor little snake

That's like tying a dog's legs together and throwing a ball.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Aha! It wasn't DARPA, it was the Mosad!

 

[TE999]

Aha! It wasn't DARPA, it was the Mosad!

Yeppers...I saw that too...that doo-dad is so kewl..."Smile Ahmed...you're on candid snake..." BOOM!