Republican spokesman declares "I have four penises"

[ubertroll]

Brookings institute spokesman points out this does not mean he has four penises; O'Reilly attacks Brookings for its liberal bias in that statement.

 

[bronzeage]

His pants fit like a glove, right?

 

[off2bed]

Republican spokesman declines to reveal which Democrats' penises he now has, or why, but announces that Hillary Clinton still has all the associated testicles in her lock box. "Without testicles, they didn't need penises any more," the spokesman said. "So I acquired them on Ebay. One of them looks like it's been in Barney Frank's ass. I can't be sure, though," he added.

 

[busybody..]

4 Big deal

there are 60 DICKS in teh Senate

and ONE ASSHOLE in teh WH

 

[off2bed]

4 Big deal

there are 60 DICKS in teh Senate

and ONE ASSHOLE in teh WH

Does that make it a clusterfuck?