Short Story

[jomar]

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, "PIG!"
Man yells out window, "BITCH!"
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If men would just listen...

Thoughts?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Moral of story: If you want a man to listen to you, be clear in what you mean.

 

[Isid]

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, "PIG!"
Man yells out window, "BITCH!"
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If men would just listen...

Thoughts?

never assume you know

makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"

 

[MagicaPractica]

Funny how he thought she meant him. If he'd been bewildered by why she yelled it, he might have slowed down. Moral: don't leap to the negative conclusion.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I would have never heard her as I always drive with the windows up.

And why do I drive with the windows up?


So all the stupid drivers can't hear me cussin' at them.

 

[Handley_Page]

Maybe if she'd used more traditional methods of alert signalling; you know, Flashing lights, Hand signals, and so on ?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

JOMAR

Jeez, reminds me of an incident that happened many years ago.

A kid in my Scout troop was a bully and most of us were terrified of him. But one night he was lying near a fire and his hair started smoking. Out of the blue I jumped on him to put the fire out, but he thought I went nuts. And it scared the shit out of him. Mr. Tough Guy started bawling for me to leave him alone.

 

[jomar]

Yep. Those assumptions and expectations will bite us in the ass if we're not careful!