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Austin8
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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
Stella_Omega
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My favorite non-PC sticker;
"I'd kill Flipper for a tuna fish sandwich"
"I'd kill Flipper for a tuna fish sandwich"
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TheeGoatPig
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"My son can kick your honor student's ass."
Stella_Omega
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Your son is a big, stupid bully?
TheeGoatPig
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Your son is a big, stupid bully?
Could, not would.
I just like that sticker because it pokes fun at those awful "My son is an honor stud" stickers.
SeaCat
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A couple I have seen in the past.
My cat is smarter than your honor student.
Nuke the Whales, save the Bales
Demolition Derby, driving in Florida
Your a natural Proctologist, your heads up your ass.
Save the Ta-Ta's. (An add for Breast Cancer Awareness.)
My other car's a Swamp Buggy
Her husband said there would be days like this.
When it hits the fan be upwind.
Cat
My cat is smarter than your honor student.
Nuke the Whales, save the Bales
Demolition Derby, driving in Florida
Your a natural Proctologist, your heads up your ass.
Save the Ta-Ta's. (An add for Breast Cancer Awareness.)
My other car's a Swamp Buggy
Her husband said there would be days like this.
When it hits the fan be upwind.
Cat
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I like the one on the Cetacean Retrieval Truck at the LA Co Natural History Museum.
"Save the Whales. Collect the Entire Set."
"Save the Whales. Collect the Entire Set."
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SeaCat
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I always wanted to make one of those that said:
"Babe on Board" with an arrow pointing towards the passenger seat.
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Yeah, I see them as warnings; "Baby on board-- distracted driver."
You kinda want to know that, before you come up alongside.
Stella_Omega
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It's such a damn shame that people think a good student is something to keep quiet about.
SeaCat
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Ahhh but Stella it isn't poking fun at the student so much as it's poking fun at the overly proud parent.
Then again here in Florida every other car seems to have a bumper sticker saying their child is Honor Student or Deans List at this and this school. (I never knew Kindergartens or Elementry Schools had Honor Students or Dean's Lists.)
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Saw a license plate with this on it.
QQQQ
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"Just hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!"
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Sometimes a bumper sticker has other uses.
I was in the town square cafe in a small one horse Texas town. An old man, who was at least seventy, parked out front and came in for morning coffee. A few minutes later, a friend of his came in and sat down at the same table.
"Hey Jake, since when are you into that kinky BDSM stuff?"
"I ain't."
"Then whats with the "Sticks and stones break my bones, but whips and chains excite me" bumper sticker on your old truck?"
Jake grinned and replied, "As long as it's on the truck, my old lady won't ride with me."
True story.
I was in the town square cafe in a small one horse Texas town. An old man, who was at least seventy, parked out front and came in for morning coffee. A few minutes later, a friend of his came in and sat down at the same table.
"Hey Jake, since when are you into that kinky BDSM stuff?"
"I ain't."
"Then whats with the "Sticks and stones break my bones, but whips and chains excite me" bumper sticker on your old truck?"
Jake grinned and replied, "As long as it's on the truck, my old lady won't ride with me."
True story.
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There's one I see in the parking lot of the strip mall where the restaurant lies. The back window of a big white SUV is covered with various "Proud Parent of . . ." stickers. Honors Band, spelling bee champ, soccer champ, etc.. Something like half a dozen stickers covering at least three different kids.
On the actual bumper is a sticker -- apparently homemade -- that reads: "I have too many kids."
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