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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Today, instead of getting laid, I was awoken at 7:30 by a plumber fixing my toilet. And no, this had no potential to develop in a bow-chicka-wow-wow sort of fashion, because 1) he was 60, and 2) he was a he.

At least my toilet's fixed. Maybe I can use that as a pick-up line in a bar somewhere. "Hey, baby, wanna come back to my place? My toilet works now!"

(Sigh.)
 
Dragonlipz said:
I'm not so picky - 'if ya can't be with the one ya love, love the one yer with'.......some minor poet wrote that in the last century.......
Always love the one yer with, ya never know if you'll ever get to be with the one ya love....
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And if you don't want the ones you're with? :rolleyes:




I'm keeping my place here.
 
PrincessErin said:
I'm here again. I could be having sex but I have a fever of 102 and am nauseous. For some reason hubbie doesn't think that's attractive. He's also going away for 2 weeks and is super stressed.

Blah.
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hubby should realize that a good climax would release all saorts of healing endorphins...
 
I haven't had sex in about four months because my fiance is overseas at the moment.

Sucks...I suspect he is just as crazy right now, if not worse.
 
I had sex before, during and after midnight last night...so does that count for two days or am I sitting my ass down?

:confused:
 
Two. Get out of here, you oversexed bugger. :mad: (Leave some for the rest of us! ;_; )
 
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Today, instead of getting laid, I posted the beginnings of a new story I've been doing work on for a couple months now. (It can't be distributed on Literotica because it breaks the site's age limit.) It's the first meaningful writing I've done all year, so I'm fair proud of it. But I know it's not the greatest.

I've posted before that [the current story] (whichever one I'm currently posting) isn't my best work, and maybe isn't even very good from an objective standpoint. ...But I've never had the reading public agree with me before. Much less with this particular level of... enthusiasm.

FML.
 
Still here, even though I bumped into the last person I had sex with while I was down in Atlantic City this weekend. Story later when I have more time.
 
CWatson said:
Today, instead of getting laid, I posted the beginnings of a new story I've been doing work on for a couple months now. (It can't be distributed on Literotica because it breaks the site's age limit.) It's the first meaningful writing I've done all year, so I'm fair proud of it. But I know it's not the greatest.

I've posted before that [the current story] (whichever one I'm currently posting) isn't my best work, and maybe isn't even very good from an objective standpoint. ...But I've never had the reading public agree with me before. Much less with this particular level of... enthusiasm.

FML.
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I started reading it and I'm enjoying it so far

and I did not get laid today!
 
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