Mama had a meltdown

cloudy

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I'm not normally much into physical confrontations, although y'all know I have a mouth on me, and don't hesitate to use it. I found out just a few minutes ago, though, how readily I will enter into a physical confrontation when someone almost kills my son because they're going fifty miles an hour down a residential street.

I'm still shaking as I type this.

The speed limit on our street is 20 mph. I know that seems slow, but we live in a subdivision with a lot of kids on the roads, and they're always out playing, so you have to be careful.

My son was riding his scooter in the driveway, and looped into the street, barely, every once in awhile. Both my husband and I were out in the front yard, along with another friend of mine, and some idiot bitch going 50 mph down the street came *this* close to hitting him.

Oh, god, does time ever slow down when you see something like that. You'd better believe it.

To add insult to injury, the stupid bitch gets out of her car, and tells me she's going to kick my ass because she would "feel so horrible if she'd hit him." Yep, it's all about her.

When I walked out into the street and told her to take her best shot...I'm talking chest bumping here...she backed off, got back in her car, and then had the GODDAMN FUCKING NERVE to use my driveway to turn around.

I had my hand on the door handle of her car, fully planning on yanking the bitch out, and beating her to the ground (I normally control my temper much better than this), but my husband grabbed me before I could carry it through. He's quite a bit bigger than me, but you know...

...the next time he won't be there, and I will beat her ass to my heart's content. You don't mess with my kid.

Y'all be careful out there. Seriously.

I need a drink.
 
Personally, I think your reaction was perfectly appropriate. I've considered throwing a ten pound dumbbell through someone's windshield because they weren't looking where they were going and I had to jerk the terror-ier out of the way. (Yeah, I walk with dumbbells which is not to say that I don't occasionally walk among dumbbells.)
 
I'm still so angry that if I knew where she was, I'd tell my husband I was going to the store, and track her down.

Rage. Yeah, that's it.
 
Anybody who is that fucking stupid to speed in a residential area, barely miss a child, then stop and blame the mother for what almost happened deserves to have her ass kicked from here to breakfast.

I think you showed remarkable restraint under the circumstances. ;)
 
Hey Mama,

Not too long ago we had something like that happen here. The mother of the child showed incredible restraint, much like you did.

Then again the local police are investigating why this brand new car caught on fire in the driveway.

Cat
 
Hey Mama,

Not too long ago we had something like that happen here. The mother of the child showed incredible restraint, much like you did.

Then again the local police are investigating why this brand new car caught on fire in the driveway.

Cat

I wouldn't be real surprised if something like that happens to this bitch. Not surprised at all.
 
I'm not normally much into physical confrontations, although y'all know I have a mouth on me, and don't hesitate to use it. I found out just a few minutes ago, though, how readily I will enter into a physical confrontation when someone almost kills my son because they're going fifty miles an hour down a residential street.

I'm still shaking as I type this.

The speed limit on our street is 20 mph. I know that seems slow, but we live in a subdivision with a lot of kids on the roads, and they're always out playing, so you have to be careful.

My son was riding his scooter in the driveway, and looped into the street, barely, every once in awhile. Both my husband and I were out in the front yard, along with another friend of mine, and some idiot bitch going 50 mph down the street came *this* close to hitting him.

Oh, god, does time ever slow down when you see something like that. You'd better believe it.

To add insult to injury, the stupid bitch gets out of her car, and tells me she's going to kick my ass because she would "feel so horrible if she'd hit him." Yep, it's all about her.

When I walked out into the street and told her to take her best shot...I'm talking chest bumping here...she backed off, got back in her car, and then had the GODDAMN FUCKING NERVE to use my driveway to turn around.

I had my hand on the door handle of her car, fully planning on yanking the bitch out, and beating her to the ground (I normally control my temper much better than this), but my husband grabbed me before I could carry it through. He's quite a bit bigger than me, but you know...

...the next time he won't be there, and I will beat her ass to my heart's content. You don't mess with my kid.

Y'all be careful out there. Seriously.

I need a drink.

I :heart: you. That was wicked. I'd do the same for my baby too.
 
I :heart: you. That was wicked. I'd do the same for my baby too.

It's amazing how you can turn into a twelve foot tall monster with razor sharp claws the minute you feel your child is threatened.

Once you have a child, that monster is always there, just under the surface.

(I :heart: you, too)
 
It's amazing how you can turn into a twelve foot tall monster with razor sharp claws the minute you feel your child is threatened.

Once you have a child, that monster is always there, just under the surface.

(I :heart: you, too)

Oh yeah. I know. I have a tendency to overdo it sometimes and misinterpret situations. Bad first six months.

I'm sorry that dumb bitch was so misguided. :mad: :rolleyes:
 
CLOUDY

My mama didnt get mad she got even.

Find a nice, quiet way to disturb the woman's life in a major way. Be creative. Be calm. Be effective.
 
I lived on a street like that in Lake Charles, LA--the official speed was 35 mph, but people habitially went 50+. There were times when I had to wait 5-10 minutes to back out of my own driveway.

I lost a cat there.

Yeah, I know, only a cat, but still...
 
Don't suppose anybody got the plate number? Prolly too upset. :rose:

Oh, I got it. :D She dared me to write it down.

What she doesn't realize is that my former next door neighbor is a sheriff's deputy. I made a phone call, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's already cooling her heels in a jail cell.

You know...the Marshall County Jail really sucks, too. :D
 
CLOUDY

I dont think youre a real Indian. Real Indians dont go apeshit, they get even.
 
God how scary and you showed great restraint. I don't know that I could've especially when she started on how it was all about her.
 
Laughing.

Don't quote him then, Cloud Warrior.

'Cause I don't give a fuck what he thinks, either.

Way to kick ass, momma.

:rose:
 
Oh, I got it. :D She dared me to write it down.

What she doesn't realize is that my former next door neighbor is a sheriff's deputy. I made a phone call, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's already cooling her heels in a jail cell.

You know...the Marshall County Jail really sucks, too. :D

:D Most excellent.
 
Times like those, it seems prudent to not be carrying a gun.

I'da capped the bitch if I'd been carrying. But I don't carry a gun any more. Makes life a lot more pleasant and less paranoid.

And I stay out of jail!:)
 
I still remember to this day an incident that happened when I was about 8, my sister was about 4. We were crossing the road, the lights had just changed to red and we went to step out, mum, sis and I. This MASSIVE van comes screeching to a halt inches away from me and my sister. He was trying to run the red light.

Mum calmly pulled us back onto the pavement and told us to stay there then proceeded to reach in through the open window of the van, grab the big, hulking man by the front of his t-shirt and she shouted in his face. I don't remember what, but I'm pretty certain it was very unsavoury indeed.

Eventually she let go and the guy sped off, probably thinking he'd had a lucky escape. *LOL*
I didn't understand it back then but now I'm a Mum, I know I'd do exactly the same thing myself!!!
 
Yikes. Glad it didn't end worse.
The speed limit on our street is 20 mph. I know that seems slow, but we live in a subdivision with a lot of kids on the roads, and they're always out playing, so you have to be careful.
Sounds perfectly standard practice on a residental street. Anything else when there are kids around would be stupid.

She blazed by at 50? Did you get her plate number? Bitch should have her license revoked at the very least.
 
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