I've defeated almost EVERY possible wanna-be enemy on Lit

[bronzeage]

I picture him telling it to himself in this hissing, raw-fish smelling voice, in between coughs and wheezes of "We defeated them, precious! Oh, yes, they're ours! OURS! *Gollum*"

I enjoy the humor of his logic: "If I put you on ignore, you've been defeated by me!" It's the intellectual equivalent of burying your head in the sand. I'm marvelling that anyone in real life is actually *that* stupid.

You're in California.

Next week its your turn to ask him to lunch. This is too much fun to do just once.

 

[FaustARP]

I guess if defeat means..saying things..on the internet....where one is held totally unaccountable for any claim, stance, or statement.

Then yeah, you totally defeated them.

^^^^^

^^^^^

 

[BentSecrets]

You're in California.

Next week its your turn to ask him to lunch. This is too much fun to do just once.

Only if his putting me on Ignore works in real life too, so I can just sit and chuckle at his nonsense but he can't actually see me I'm afraid he might try to gnaw on one of my legses, precious

 

[JustSkye]

http://media.redding.com/redd/content/img/photos/2008/02/18/Tantrum18A-01_t220.jpg

 

[PannieMonster]

What's funny is the thread title. "Every wanna be enemy..." I don't think anyone here has even tried to be his enemy but LT seems to think that anyone who doesn't agree with his opinion must be an enemy. I'd be willing to bet he has these issues in real life too.

 

[Image]

What's funny is the thread title. "Every wanna be enemy..." I don't think anyone here has even tried to be his enemy but LT seems to think that anyone who doesn't agree with his opinion must be an enemy. I'd be willing to bet he has these issues in real life too.

Very good point.

Matter of fact, I spent years being his friend. He fucked me over in two posts...

 

[redpaint]

IF he has us all on his Iggy, How does he even know anyone is still posting and laughing at him?

 

[BentSecrets]

IF he has us all on his Iggy, How does he even know anyone is still posting and laughing at him?

Well, he's clearly an attention whore, so I figure that one of two things is true:

a) He doesn't really have anyone on ignore

or

b) He just can't help but taking us off ignore to see what we're saying about him.

He really is a classic case of an attention whoring sociopath. When I first arrived I wasn't sure *what* the hell to think, but now I'm laughing my ass off at him every chance I get. It's like he's his very own Special Olympics, only without the charm and innocent sweetness.

 

[JustSkye]

Well, he's clearly an attention whore, so I figure that one of two things is true:

a) He doesn't really have anyone on ignore

or

b) He just can't help but taking us off ignore to see what we're saying about him.

He really is a classic case of an attention whoring sociopath. When I first arrived I wasn't sure *what* the hell to think, but now I'm laughing my ass off at him every chance I get. It's like he's his very own Special Olympics, only without the charm and innocent sweetness.

And he has to post "They're barking! Look!" to whoever he's posting to at home. I see someone standing behind him and patting him lightly on the back, shaking their head, and walking away.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

And he has to post "They're barking! Look!" to whoever he's posting to at home. I see someone standing behind him and patting him lightly on the back, shaking their head, and walking away........

....to call the men-in-white-jackets?

 

[PannieMonster]

Very good point.

Matter of fact, I spent years being his friend. He fucked me over in two posts...

That was your first mistake, but I'm sure it won't be your last.

 

[cherrytart1]

ummmm

CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST! GET A HOBBY.... No really get one...

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST! GET A HOBBY.... No really get one...

Go on - be honest - you read through this whole thread, didn't you?

 

[PannieMonster]

Go on - be honest - you read through this whole thread, didn't you?

I know I did. It's still comedy gold.

 

[cjh]

this thread is a bit like carrying on a party after the host has left his house.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

this thread is a bit like carrying on a party after the host has left his house.

You guys want to get some breakfast or something?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I know I did. It's still comedy gold.

I can't be bothered - seen one - seen 'em all.

 

[bisolom]

No, no one beats le jerk for whacked-out-psychosis 'point and laugh'. But since I've decided he's actually a white racist alt taking the piss out of black people I'm not gonna laugh at him any more.

Awww... c'mon mom! Can't we stay up a little longer? The "bad man" is really funny and I've already brushed my teeth.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

this thread is a bit like carrying on a party after the host has left his house.

Let's trash the place.

 

[JBCorbell]

(_x_)

Translation: kiss my ass

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Very good point.

Matter of fact, I spent years being his friend. He fucked me over in two posts...

You keep ignoring the fact that it was because of your reprehensible behavior. Behavior that would have gotten your teeth kicked out in real life.

Talk to a black woman like that in person and see if you don't wake up in the hospital.

CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST! GET A HOBBY.... No really get one...

I have one. It's making fun of this troll forum. Why don't you get a life - you take this forum far more seriously than it deserves.

Let's trash the place.

Why not? You've already trashed the website with your antics.

No doubt the lot of you have been banned from a LOT of forums for your bullshit.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Here you go, LT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Here you go, LT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig

Why bother?
You know these guys are rejects. They know they're rejects.

I mean come on, really. All that trash that Kybele talks about me being crazy? She doesn't believe that shit. She wouldn't be jumping bad at me on a moderated adults-only website - she'd be banned right away for her bullshit. There would be no conflict and no hostility from anyone because these guys would either play cool or be gone.

This is nothing more than a troll forum. There is no consequence to anything anyone does here.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Why bother?
You know these guys are rejects. They know they're rejects.

I mean come on, really. All that trash that Kybele talks about me being crazy? She doesn't believe that shit. She wouldn't be jumping bad at me on a moderated adults-only website - she'd be banned right away for her bullshit. There would be no conflict and no hostility from anyone because these guys would either play cool or be gone.

This is nothing more than a troll forum. There is no consequence to anything anyone does here.

I miss all the drama.

Besides, isn't everyone just a little bit kwazee?

 

[phrodeau]

Why bother?
You know these guys are rejects. They know they're rejects.

I mean come on, really. All that trash that Kybele talks about me being crazy? She doesn't believe that shit. She wouldn't be jumping bad at me on a moderated adults-only website - she'd be banned right away for her bullshit. There would be no conflict and no hostility from anyone because these guys would either play cool or be gone.

This is nothing more than a troll forum. There is no consequence to anything anyone does here.

And you've been here nearly every day for six years.

No, this forum can't be worth anything to you.