I've defeated almost EVERY possible wanna-be enemy on Lit

[redpaint]

I took home economics in High School because I was one of the only (straight) guys in a class full of girls. I learned to cook and got a lot of dates. Win-win.

I still don't touch type, although I can keep up a pretty good pace using 3-4 fingers on each hand thanks to 25 years of practice. I tried Mavis Beacon but the repetitive exercises bored me to tears and I gave it up.

I did the same thing in high school got a minor in home economics. I spent most of my time in school in some kind of art class. As you can tell I have trouble spelling. In school it was never adressd I was just passed on becouse I was a good football player. I'll have to say the Home Ec. Teacher was the only teacher I had that ever tired to help me with it. I do use more than two fingers to type now days and kind of type without looking at the keys. If key broading class was not already mandatory I would still make all my grandkids take it. Its a skill people really need now days.

 

[redpaint]

Hey where is the wanker at anyway. Who told him he could have a break from deateing us trolls of the GB.

 

[Image]

I've finally allowed myself to see what a total nut job you really are...

 

[Holy Devil]

good thread

Well, at least they think they're enemies.

Mostly the trash talkers on here are just useless unemployed kids living at home with their parents.

All I do now is bait trolls so I know who to put on ignore. Hell, I don't even care if there's only a dozen good people left whose posts show up. This forum isn't even my primary forum anymore. There's no mental challenge here. Hundreds of fights on here and hardly anyone has made it within a mile of me without dismembering themselves with all their attempts at fancy swordplay. Nobody takes this place seriously anymore. Many have fled this board for parts unknown.

The General Board lies in total ruins, with trolls scurrying around my feet like bugs gang raping bandwidth and occasionally bringing Lit posting to a crawl.

Ain't much left to do here but blog. Not like I ever come here for advice.

Most of mine gave up and put me on ignore. bg23 for example.

I defeated some.

Yep, there's no mental challenge. Most fo them used expletives and sone resorted to using alts.

*chuckle*

 

[Le Jacquelope]

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You want to know how completely you've been defeated?

I've been off on another website having fun and posting stories while you've been stuck here banging your heads and beating your chests here on this thread. You contribute nothing to the world - well, except hot air and feces, and a whole lot of trash talk on a troll forum.

There's a whole world out there beyond the GB and it doesn't even know or care that you exist. Meanwhile, you guys were stuck here. Doing. This.

Now please, let's hear more of your "the more you ignore me, the stronger I become!" Star Wars'isms.


Oh and Image... I sincerely hope that one day you tell a black woman to her face that she's a whore for the white man. I'll tell you one thing - your body will finally be in the same shape as your mind afterwards.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Most of mine gave up and put me on ignore. bg23 for example.

I defeated some.

Yep, there's no mental challenge. Most fo them used expletives and sone resorted to using alts.

*chuckle*

You defeat some, the rest defeat themselves.

These guys have been beating their chests at me all day. WTF. And they have no chests to beat.

 

[Quoll]

This is how I've always seen LT/JA.
From 3:54 - 4:35, of course he will miss this as I have also been defeated by him (placed on iggy).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MekiaEmmLgA

 

[Luk]

Is this like killing zombies on Xbox 360 Live or something?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

This is how I've always seen LT/JA.
From 3:54 - 4:35, of course he will miss this as I have also been defeated by him (placed on iggy).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MekiaEmmLgA

Wow, kudos.

 

[BentSecrets]

So I got home from work and had to take a shit. As I stood up to flush I looked down and something I saw floating in the bowl that made me think of Le JustRanOffToHide. Then I thought surely with him running the Credit Union, spending quality time with his wife and kids, helping her run her Insurance Brokerage firm, cleaning solar panels and single handedly kicking the ass of every human on the planet he surely did not have time to post shit on here today. He must have delegated the work to his staff and had the nanny take care of the kids today.

Maybe he's secretly...

Chuck Norris

 

[Le Jacquelope]

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Here's how it is. If you're on ignore, you got your ass heinously kicked by me. No, you have never won a fight with me. I am your master and that's it.

Now bark for me, dogs.

 

[HeavyStick]

I've finally allowed myself to see what a total nut job you really are...

It's been years of entertainment.

 

[KRCummings]

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I've been off on another website having fun and posting stories while you've been stuck here banging your heads and beating your chests here on this thread.

Attacking someone by saying they don't have a job or a life then saying that you were doing the exact same thing but on a different site is really stupid. I mean it's really fuckin' stupid.

 

[TikkaT3]

Maybe he's secretly...

Chuck Norris

And a hush fell over the field of battle as LJ entered the arena.http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/kung-fu-hustle/kung-fu-hustle-3.jpg

 

[PannieMonster]

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You want to know how completely you've been defeated?

I've been off on another pornsite jacking off and letting the doberman hump my leg while you've been stuck here laughing your asses off at me and beating your meats here on this thread. I contribute nothing to the world - well, except hot air and feces, and a whole lot of trash talk on a troll forum.

There's a whole world out there beyond the GB and it doesn't even know or care that I exist. Meanwhile, you guys were stuck here. Laughing. At ME.

Now please, let me shout out "Mighty, mighty Power Rangers" Cartoon'isms.


Oh and Image... I sincerely hope that one day you tell a black woman besides me, to her face that she's a whore for the white man. I'll tell you one thing - your body will finally be in great shape.

Sounds like you have been having fun LT. Please don't tell me we have to take up another collection so you can get back on your meds again.

 

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Here's how it is. If you're on ignore, you got your ass heinously kicked by me. No, you have never won a fight with me. I am your master and that's it.

Now bark for me, dogs.

LT, as leading candidate for the coveted Most Ignored [Short] Man on Lit Award, I wouldn't think you'd want to equate being ignored with being beaten. But if that's the way you'd like to have it, so be it.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And they barked.

Holy shit.

 

[FaustARP]

I guess if defeat means..saying things..on the internet....where one is held totally unaccountable for any claim, stance, or statement.

Then yeah, you totally defeated them.

^^^^^

 

[Sagittarian]

Well, at least they think they're enemies.

Mostly the trash talkers on here are just useless unemployed kids living at home with their parents.

All I do now is bait trolls so I know who to put on ignore. Hell, I don't even care if there's only a dozen good people left whose posts show up. This forum isn't even my primary forum anymore. There's no mental challenge here. Hundreds of fights on here and hardly anyone has made it within a mile of me without dismembering themselves with all their attempts at fancy swordplay. Nobody takes this place seriously anymore. Many have fled this board for parts unknown.

The General Board lies in total ruins, with trolls scurrying around my feet like bugs gang raping bandwidth and occasionally bringing Lit posting to a crawl.

Ain't much left to do here but blog. Not like I ever come here for advice.

I also have experienced the feeling of victory. Ironically my major is now criminal justice at my university.

 

[phrodeau]

And they barked.

Holy shit.

You really have no clue why people post on your threads, do you?

 

[BentSecrets]

You really have no clue.

Fixed that for ya . I think it's pretty well acknowledged around here that Le JacqueAss is nothing more than a Troll (though he clearly fancies himself the Troll King) with no clue about, oh, ANYTHING.

 

[Image]

Oh and Image... I sincerely hope that one day you tell a black woman to her face that she's a whore for the white man. I'll tell you one thing - your body will finally be in the same shape as your mind afterwards.

If the proverbial size 13 fits, wear it.

I wonder if the new fat guy is white and/or Jewish? Must be killing her.

 

[JustSkye]

And they barked.

Holy shit.

Who are you telling this to when you type it? I mean, are you yelling to someone over your shoulder?

 

[TikkaT3]

Who are you telling this to when you type it? I mean, are you yelling to someone over your shoulder?

Picture it...LJ sitting in his mothers basement in his leopard skin thong and wife beater tee shirt. one hand pounding on the key board while the other pushes the falling comb over out of his face. "...and i defeated him, and I defeated him, and I defeated him and I am going to defeat him and him and him.................."

 

[BentSecrets]

Who are you telling this to when you type it? I mean, are you yelling to someone over your shoulder?

I picture him telling it to himself in this hissing, raw-fish smelling voice, in between coughs and wheezes of "We defeated them, precious! Oh, yes, they're ours! OURS! *Gollum*"

I enjoy the humor of his logic: "If I put you on ignore, you've been defeated by me!" It's the intellectual equivalent of burying your head in the sand. I'm marvelling that anyone in real life is actually *that* stupid.