I've defeated almost EVERY possible wanna-be enemy on Lit

[Le Jacquelope]

Well, at least they think they're enemies.

Mostly the trash talkers on here are just useless unemployed kids living at home with their parents.

All I do now is bait trolls so I know who to put on ignore. Hell, I don't even care if there's only a dozen good people left whose posts show up. This forum isn't even my primary forum anymore. There's no mental challenge here. Hundreds of fights on here and hardly anyone has made it within a mile of me without dismembering themselves with all their attempts at fancy swordplay. Nobody takes this place seriously anymore. Many have fled this board for parts unknown.

The General Board lies in total ruins, with trolls scurrying around my feet like bugs gang raping bandwidth and occasionally bringing Lit posting to a crawl.

Ain't much left to do here but blog. Not like I ever come here for advice.

 

[Powertone]

thank you for putting me on ignore

 

[redpaint]

What ever

 

[cjh]

i know.

i look around and i think, "this is what the beaches of normandy must have looked like."

 

[PixieDoll]

Fighting inner demons is hard work. You should be proud of yourself.

 

[bronzeage]

i know.

i look around and i think, "this is what the beaches of normandy must have looked like."

It turns out his wife is responsible for most of the kills. He is just the spotter.

 

[planetqueen]

i dont uderstand? It an internet forum. How can anyone have enemies on here? You come over as a startingly sad, as in pathetic, person. I dont often say anything to you but it is uncomfortable reading your increasingly car crash like posts. Put the computer down and go for a nice walk. Right, i have to put you on iggy because i am starting to feel sorry for you,

 

[Le Jacquelope]

i know.

i look around and i think, "this is what the beaches of normandy must have looked like."

I wouldn't think of Lit that way. The beaches of Normandy were dangerous. This place isn't dangerous at all. It's like a video game. Or, more accurately, a competition in which hundreds of people vie to be America's Next Eric Cartman.

 

[phrodeau]

You might carve out some sort of victory for yourself if you didn't rely so completely on hypocrisy.

You make a claim about Ulaven Demorte that he would kill you on sight. Then in the same thread, you claim the right to kill BatShitCrazy on sight.

The threats you have made against Ulaven Demorte are at least as serious as those you claim BatShit Crazy has made towards you.

Sure, there are other hypocrites here, but I can think of no clearer example than those above, and they're both yours.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Fighting inner demons is hard work. You should be proud of yourself.

You think way too highly of the people in this forum if you think anything here represents my inner demons. This is more playing kick-the-dog without the fear of being terrorized by PETA.

 

[PixieDoll]

You think way too highly of the people in this forum if you think anything here represents my inner demons. This is more playing kick-the-dog without the fear of being terrorized by PETA.

No, I am going to stick with the inner demon theory. It just makes the most sense.

 

[redpaint]

You think way too highly of the people in this forum if you think anything here represents my inner demons. This is more playing kick-the-dog without the fear of being terrorized by PETA.

Your a dumb ass. The problem with being a dumb ass is you to stupid to know it.

 

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[cjh]

I wouldn't think of Lit that way. The beaches of Normandy were dangerous. This place isn't dangerous at all. It's like a video game. Or, more accurately, a competition in which hundreds of people vie to be America's Next Eric Cartman.

all i know is that you should wear the title "peacemaker."

natural enemies find they have common ground after all when they post in your threads.

ever feel like you've england and the united states on your western front and russia on the east?

 

[cjh]

It turns out his wife is responsible for most of the kills. He is just the spotter.

does this involve one of those little laser dots?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

all i know is that you should wear the title "peacemaker."

natural enemies find they have common ground after all when they post in your threads.

I don't care if the entire General Board hates me.
No one takes this forum seriously. Even other sites laugh at the GB as a whole.

ever feel like you've england and the united states on your western front and russia on the east?

No, because the people on here lack the mental firepower to qualify for that analogy. If they're England, the US and Russia, then Germany has been settled by Species 8472.

 

[cjh]

I don't care if the entire General Board hates me.
No one takes this forum seriously. Even other sites laugh at the GB as a whole.


No, because the people on here lack the mental firepower to qualify for that analogy. If they're England, the US and Russia, then Germany has been settled by Species 8472.

i doubt many of the people here care whether they are taken seriously by other forums. otherwise, they would be posting on other forums.

i think your comment that "people here lack the mental firepower" says a lot, though. granted, there a number of numbnuts stumbling about here. but there are some pretty smart fuckers, too. you can dismiss them in such a casual way if you choose, of course; that does not change the fact, though, and it reflects on your credibility. just saying it is so don't make it so. otherwise, miemee would be an oracle.

 

[bronzeage]

does this involve one of those little laser dots?

More likely lazer tag.

Its been a classic Lt meltdown.

He issues a challange. Someone answers it. Lt posts a plan for an ambush and a pre-meditated murder conspiracy, involving his wife the insurance saleswoman, and a few un-named co-conspirators.

Look a thread in the next day or so about his fighting skill, marksmanship and courage. He will probably rescue someone from a mugger. The mugger will run off as soon as Lt barks at him. There will be many witnesses, but it will never show up on the news, although one of the witnesses will sign on to lit, just to tell us about it.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

i doubt many of the people here care whether they are taken seriously by other forums. otherwise, they would be posting on other forums.

They'd never be allowed to. But I am, and I do. Aside from 4chan no group is as collectively mentally deficient as this one... with a few notable exceptions, of course.

i think your comment that "people here lack the mental firepower" says a lot, though. granted, there a number of numbnuts stumbling about here. but there are some pretty smart fuckers, too. you can dismiss them in such a casual way if you choose, of course; that does not change the fact, though, and it reflects on your credibility. just saying it is so don't make it so.

There are maybe a dozen or so smart people here. You vastly overestimate my detractors by referring to them as the US, Britain and Russia, relative to me. That's a vast overstatement of their ability.

These same "US, Britain and Russia" opposition you speak of, think it's funny for people to hurl racial slurs at me, but then they throw a shitfit when I throw them back. They have no problem with a racist white dude crossing state lines to confront me. They're weak.

The greatest weapon the General Board has is "Hahahah, I offended you! I win!" And I've been using that same weapon right back at the GB at their expense, stringing dozens of people around for a week straight at times, and the funny part is that "US, Britain and Russia" don't even realize they're being bludgeoned by their own troll logic.

"US, Britain and Russia". LOL. Maybe you meant the populations that existed there 100,000 years ago?

 

[Wrong Element]

i dont uderstand? It an internet forum. How can anyone have enemies on here? You come over as a startingly sad, as in pathetic, person. I dont often say anything to you but it is uncomfortable reading your increasingly car crash like posts. Put the computer down and go for a nice walk. Right, i have to put you on iggy because i am starting to feel sorry for you,

I originally put him on Ignore because I felt sorry for myself.

 

[cjh]

<excerpt>and the funny part is that "US, Britain and Russia" don't even realize they're being bludgeoned by their own troll logic.<excerpt>

i am going to mix my metaphors.

this clause has a smooth shiny surface.

just like the one in which narcissus gazed.

 

[phrodeau]

i am going to mix my metaphors.

this clause has a smooth shiny surface.

just like the one in which narcissus gazed.

Why do you write as well as this, but balk at capital letters?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

i am going to mix my metaphors.

this clause has a smooth shiny surface.

just like the one in which narcissus gazed.

See? You guys are obsessed with believing you're better than me, even though you know you're not.

You'll go on for a hundred more posts trying to convince yourself of that.

But really this thread was my way of knowing who I need to put on ignore in order to take away what little remains of your power to get my attention.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I originally put him on Ignore because I felt sorry for myself.

I've had planetqueen and her retarded, mentally deficient commentaries on ignore for a long time. Her only purpose in life is to make the rest of us thankful that we're not her.

You kind of fit in that category, too.

 

[cjh]

Why do you write as well as this, but balk at capital letters?

truth?

i knew i'd get a c in typing in high school. back when they taught it on ibm selectrics. i was not going to fuck up my gpa with a shitty typing grade.

so, i never learned. i still use only two fingers.

i tell myself if i type like this for long enough, i will start writing like e.e. cummings. or e e. whichever.