What's the most inappropriate thing someone has said to you during sex?

[EesomeBeastie]

A female friend told me that her (now ex) boyfriend paused during the act, looked deep into her eyes, said "Darling, I've something important to say to you," then deliberately let rip the most dreadful fart. He thought it was hilarious. She did not.

Hence the question: what's the most inappropriate thing someone has said to you during sex?

 

[NorthernPA4U]

I don't know if this was the most inappropriate, but most incongruous statement, maybe ...

right ion the middle of things, my wife started to talk about the neighbor's German shepherd coming over and digging up a fir tree I had recently planted.

It was ... where did that come from?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I don't know if this was the most inappropriate, but most incongruous statement, maybe ...

right ion the middle of things, my wife started to talk about the neighbor's German shepherd coming over and digging up a fir tree I had recently planted.

It was ... where did that come from?

Oh my, you really had her full attention there, didn't you!

Bet that did the old male ego a world of good!

 

[dave's thing]

"shit....what time is it?"

 

[Dianthus]

Your PM box is full. Make some space, please.

 

[lovemonster]

My old man called me by his ex-girlfriend's name. Twice.

And we'd been married over 2 years by that time.

I wasn't happy....

 

[hdlynnette]

"Will you marry me?"

 

[MollyDolly]

I could really understand what he was trying to say... he was blubbering like a fool It was my first time, and it shouldn't be memorable for HIS tears

I thought that was highly inappropriate *nods*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

While she was on her knees and mouthing me, she went very deep, then suddenly pulled up and said, "Do I have time to get to work?" and then without waiting for an answer, went back down on me...

She did this 3 times......not knowing when she was supposed to be at work, I just kept telling her she had plenty of time...lol...

 

[Shadownight_Keeper]

Mine depends on perspective, as it could be a major compliment or a major dig to one's ego. In the middle of my first time, she suddenly arched up and cried out, "oh God, are you trying to kill me?"

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Come on folk - you must have a few more stories than this!

 

[Natalya555]

when i was with my ex boyfriend...i was sucking his dick and he said oh yeah baby finger fuck my ass...i was no where near his ass and i had no clue what the hell was going on...i stopped and just looked at him and apparently he was having some fantasy with his eyes closed

i like having my ass played with...but i would never touch a guy there..dunno why it just creeps me out lol

 

[PervyRomantic]

when i was with my ex boyfriend...i was sucking his dick and he said oh yeah baby finger fuck my ass...i was no where near his ass and i had no clue what the hell was going on...i stopped and just looked at him and apparently he was having some fantasy with his eyes closed

i like having my ass played with...but i would never touch a guy there..dunno why it just creeps me out lol

Its called "Prostate stimulation" Natalya. Once I discovered it....there was no going back!!

ok, you can get all ewwwwwwwwww'now
Hahaha

 

[daintyfemme]

Lol....
there's one time when I were having sex (and it wasn't bad. really.. I just don't know what had strucked me at that time)
I looked at him straight and asked...

"Do you know what is 'Maggot' in English?"
of course that time I did not know they called maggot. So I mentioned the Indonesian word for it.

it was really
a major turned off for him.
really,.

But seriously I did not mean to..
I just don't know what was wrong with me

very stupid me

 

[boutrosboutros]

Lol....
there's one time when I were having sex (and it wasn't bad. really.. I just don't know what had strucked me at that time)
I looked at him straight and asked...

"Do you know what is 'Maggot' in English?"
of course that time I did not know they called maggot. So I mentioned the Indonesian word for it.

it was really
a major turned off for him.
really,.

But seriously I did not mean to..
I just don't know what was wrong with me

very stupid me

That reminds me off the time, right in the middle of things, the girl I was with spotted a cockroach in the corner of the room. Kind of a mood-spoiler.

 

[AscentOfAlec]

"If you get me pregnant, my dad will make you marry me"

... guhh

 

[honeybeex0]

Okay, this didn't happen to me, but it happened to my ex when he was still dating his past girlfriend...apparently, they were in the middle of the act and he went to pull out since she's not on birth control and they weren't using a condom, and she wrapped her legs around him and screamed "I wanna have your baby!" He's 21 and still in college. I think it's pretty funny.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

"I never want to see you again"

 

[PervyRomantic]

"I never want to see you again"

OUCH...

 

[Vail_Indigo]

OUCH...

kinda-sorta.
But it had sort of a dirty-pervy feel to it too...

 

[pellso27]

How much longer

 

[PervyRomantic]

kinda-sorta.
But it had sort of a dirty-pervy feel to it too...

Good. Atleast it was still enjoyable. Still, You are a Tougher one than I.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Good. Atleast it was still enjoyable. Still, You are a Tougher one than I.

kind of the risk you take when you go for a straight girl.
*sigh*

 

[PervyRomantic]

kind of the risk you take when you go for a straight girl.
*sigh*

Ahhhhhhhhh. Gotcha. Well she aint soo straight anymore, now is she.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Ahhhhhhhhh. Gotcha. Well she aint soo straight anymore, now is she.

depends on who you ask