Hi I am new :)

[Stella_Omega]

Welcome, Lamagnifique! There's lots of good conversation around here... Like a cocktail party in a dumpster.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved

 

[Guest]

Puppies?

That's what a high school boy calls tits.

You're a guy, right?

 

[cloudy]

Puppies?

That's what a high school boy calls tits.

You're a guy, right?

Yep, it's a guy.

 

[kmb411]

*looks between front legs at fluffy tail *


*wags tail*



*does Happy Llama dance*

Hi!

Now that is fucking funny!
Oh, hello....

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved.

 

[glynndah]

Wait! I'm so confused. There's a bra requirement now, too? I guess I'll go upstairs and try find one before I post anything else.

Puppies?!? Really...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved

 

[glynndah]

I'll wait.

For what?

 

[Weaseldiesel]

For what?

I think for your puppies by the sound of things lol, and im next lol

 

[glynndah]

I think for your puppies by the sound of things lol, and im next lol

Puppies!?! I don't have puppies. Breasts, yes. Puppies, no.

And she'll be waiting for a very long time, too.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Wait! I'm so confused. There's a bra requirement now, too? I guess I'll go upstairs and try find one before I post anything else.

Puppies?!? Really...

What's a bra???

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Aren't puppies those little things that pee on the floor and then get made to sleep outside by themselves?

 

[Guest]

What's a bra???

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Aren't puppies those little things that pee on the floor and then get made to sleep outside by themselves?

I know.

The use of "puppies" and the derogatory to women AV certainly identify the poster as male rather than female.

 

[Tarakin]

Welcome to the AH!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I know.

Braggart!

 

[shereads]

Lots of new people lately. The more, the merrier. Do you post here under any alts?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, La M, and welcome to the AH. Usually, it's a nice place to hang out, whether you're an author or not.

I certainly hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a series of vituperation and insults as a similar one did.

 

[bb_peaks]

Welcome

 

[SweetWitch]

Hi, La M, and welcome to the AH. Usually, it's a nice place to hang out, whether you're an author or not.

I certainly hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a series of vituperation and insults as a similar one did.

Now, now. Let's keep things positive.

 

[shereads]

Welcome and I'd like to note: for the record that I was never offered any biscotti when I introduced myself......

Nobody offered to dip his big Love Biscuit in your Mug of Desire? That's odd. I was told it was traditional.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Nobody offered to dip his big Love Biscuit in your Mug of Desire? That's odd. I was told it was traditional.

*Snerk* I'm pretty sure that THEE only offers that to the chicks, but who knows, he might let you have a shot at his Cannoli...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

*Snerk* I'm pretty sure that THEE only offers that to the chicks, but who knows, he might let you have a shot at his Cannoli...

Or that I wasn't feeling very social back in September.