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When the guys at AIG off themselves, then we're starting to see some semblance of justice here...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_freddie_mac_official_dead/print

Freddie Mac official found dead in apparent suicide
By ALAN ZIBEL and MATTHEW BARAKAT, Associated Press Writers Alan Zibel And Matthew Barakat, Associated Press Writers 1 hr 26 mins ago

WASHINGTON – David Kellermann, the acting chief financial officer of money-losing mortgage giant Freddie Mac, was found dead at his home early Wednesday in what police said was an apparent suicide.

The Fairfax County police responded to a 911-call at 4:48 a.m. at the suburban Virginia home Kellermann shared with his wife Donna and five-year-old daughter Grace. The police would not release the exact cause of death, but spokesman Eddy Azcarate said Kellermann's body was found in the basement.

Kellermann, 41, lived in Hunter Mill Estates, a well-off neighborhood of large single-family homes with manicured lawns. County records show Kellermann's home is worth about $900,000.

Paul Unger, who lives across the street from the Kellermanns, called the family a "solid, salt-of-the-earth kind of family" that hosted the neighborhood's Halloween party. "He was just a nice guy ... You cannot imagine what kind of pressures he must have been under," Unger said.

Some neighbors said Kellermann had lost a noticeable amount of weight under the strain of the job, and some said they suggested to him he should quit to avoid the stress. The neighbors did not want to be quoted by name because they didn't want to upset the family.

Kellermann, a University of Michigan graduate who went to business school at George Washington University, worked for Freddie Mac for the past 16 years and was named acting chief financial officer last September when the government seized control of the company and ousted top executives. Freddie Mac lost more than $50 billion last year, and the government has pumped in $45 billion to keep the company afloat.

Kellermann's death is the latest in a string of blows to Freddie Mac, which owns or guarantees about 13 million mortgages and us the No. 2 mortgage finance company after sibling Fannie Mae. The company has been criticized for financing risky mortgage loans that fueled the real estate bubble, and its first government-appointed CEO, David Moffett, resigned last month after six months on the job.

As the company's financial chief, Kellermann was working on the company's first quarter financial report, due at the end of May, with federal regulators closely overseeing the company's books and signing off on major decisions.

That relationship has been tense at times. Freddie Mac executives recently battled with federal regulators over whether to disclose potential losses on mortgage securities tied to the Obama administration's housing plan, said a person familiar with the deliberations who was not authorized to discuss the matter publicly.

Federal prosecutors in Virginia have been investigating Freddie Mac's business practices. But two U.S. law enforcement officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the Freddie Mac investigation, said Kellermann was neither a target nor a subject of the investigation and had not been under law enforcement scrutiny.

News of Kellermann's death came as a shock to employees of the McLean, Va.-based company, with those who knew Kellermann tearing up on Wednesday morning and a quiet mood prevailing. Senior executives at the company heard the news on local radio before going to work.

John Koskinen, the company's interim chief executive, said in a statement that Kellermann, "was a man of great talents .... His extraordinary work ethic and integrity inspired all who worked with him."

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said in a statement that "our deepest sympathies are with his family and his colleagues at Freddie Mac during this difficult time."

Freddie Mac and sibling company Fannie Mae have both come under fire from lawmakers as they plan to pay more than $210 million in bonuses through next year to give workers the incentive to stay in their jobs. Kellermann was in line to receive retention awards totaling $850,000 over the next year.

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Associated Press Writers Matt Small, Devlin Barrett and Matt Apuzzo contributed to this report.
 
Sorry, I don't revel in anyone's death--even if it gives you the giggles. Offing oneself in atonement for being part of an economic debacle has some rhetorical value--but to welcome the actuality in this realm of wrongdoing/incompetence is just pretty sick.
 
Propeller Boy, by the time this assault on capitalism is done, you're probably going to be offing yourself. Unfortunately, given your standing in society, no one will even notice.
 
I'll certainly never be as rabid and sick as you are, LaJoke.
 
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sr71plt This user is on your Ignore List.

Your opinion doesn't even matter. The revolution is coming. They have management getting kidnapped in France, Obama warning bankers about the pitchforks and protests outside corporate pigs' houses.

People like me are going to force our way on you and you're gonna be living by our rules or moving off to a desert island.

You listen to us now. We don't listen to you.
 
What makes LaJoke's rush to violent vigilante justice here even sicker, it's shaping up that Kellerman was brought in by the government to help clean up the mess at Freddie Mac (rather than being responsible for the mess) and was just so stressed out by the effort that he couldn't take any more.
 
You know, you guys should be

buying ammo

and practicing your Neo of the Matrix[tm] bullet time martial arts and gunfire dodging skills

not bitching at me.

:D
 
Just let me know when you plan your attack--and I'll certainly lay in some ammo. :D
 
Interesting, though, that he says nothing about being fast off the mark to applaud the death of someone trying to solve the economic problems rather than having made them. (And connecting a death judgment with economic activity to begin with.) Just a wild and crazy (literally) guy. Such anger issues. tsk, tsk.
 
Today 12:40 PM
freshface This user is on your Ignore List.
Today 12:37 PM
sr71plt This user is on your Ignore List.

Your opinion doesn't even matter. The revolution is coming. They have management getting kidnapped in France, Obama warning bankers about the pitchforks and protests outside corporate pigs' houses.

People like me are going to force our way on you and you're gonna be living by our rules or moving off to a desert island.

You listen to us now. We don't listen to you.

Smoke it if ya got it...Le Jockelope: be very careful what ya wish for: _______________ .
I trust that yer smart enuf to fill in the blank.....France went down the tubes because everyone who could make things work lost their head......
Of course, I thought that Dick, Lynn and Liz Cheney would have moved to Dubai by now but then Liz would have had to marry a sheik or at least suck his dick......IS THAT A PLAY ON WORDS????
 
Interesting, though, that he says nothing about being fast off the mark to applaud the death of someone trying to solve the economic problems rather than having made them. (And connecting a death judgment with economic activity to begin with.) Just a wild and crazy (literally) guy. Such anger issues. tsk, tsk.

What, did you think he actually read the entire article?

That's not like him. He's a buzzword kind'a guy. Ever searching for the inflammatory five-second sound bite, then expanding it to encompass his warped world theory.

In a bad Sci-Fi movie, he'd be the nerd who was killed last (and most gruesomely), right when he thought he was safe.
 
I didn't know twelve year old's could buy guns? :eek:

LaJoke not you :D
Maybe you mad cowboy disease infested Texans should secede, eh mr. No Nads? See how long y'all last.

As for Propeller Boy and his ammo, I'm not worried. He shoots himself in the foot often enough.
 
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