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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sounds like Freddie is in his terminal stages of dying of envy.

I can tell when I get to you 006. Your posts get shorter and shorter, while your tall tales get longer and longer.

Tell us another story, 006.

Tell us about some of your diplomatic exploits. Gees, now that I think of it, I've always written what I know. I mean, I write fiction about Boston. Now, the odd thing is that you've been trained as a pilot, a CIA spy, a diplomat, a male model, and a stage and screen actor. Why aren't your books about any of those things? Yeah, how come your books are just about gay stuff, about you sucking off guys and taking cocks up the ass?

I mean, I realize that your not really gay, but bi-sexual. How come you never write about...women?

 

[sr71plt]

Yes but it's a slow death and very entertaining to watch at that. I mean reality shows are the way to go now but who needs television when you have the Scouries thread.

Oh and I'm glad to know I have at least one story that is 1000 words.

Freddie - I'm going to bed now but maybe you should post the word counts for all the stories I published in 2008. It would blend in here very well with the other numbers

This is probably the biggest reason I check in on Lit. while I'm working. The comic relief.

Do you think Freddie would be interested to know that I PUBLISHED in the paying market over 1.1 million words in 2008? Naw, I guess not.

 

[sr71plt]

II mean, I realize that your not really gay, but bi-sexual. How come you never write about...women?

I guess you didn't answer all those invitations I extended to you to check out my M/F Blue Roses Tattoo that is doing so well in its first three weeks of release.

It doesn't help to answer any of your questions. You can't remember three-quarters of the answers or get the other quarter right. Who do you think you're fooling?

(And, no, you didn't complete your Earth Day serial within the contest dates last year. I was there. As usual, you are lying through your closet boy teeth.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This is probably the biggest reason I check in on Lit. while I'm working. The comic relief.

Do you think Freddie would be interested to know that I PUBLISHED in the paying market over 1.1 million words in 2008? Naw, I guess not.

How many tmes can you write about you sucking cock, 006?

It's sort of like that movie with Jack Nicholson, The Shining, when he thinks he's a writer and he writes over and again, Jack is a dull boy. Yeah, he must have written about...a million words, too.

I'm sure you have a market for your gay books, 006, and I wish you all the success marketing your queer literature. Only, it's not my cup of tea. I'm not a bi-sexual (ahem) as you state you are.

I'm a real man, a manly man, and a macho man.

Only and obviously, I pale in comparison to your accomplishments.

You are a supersonic pilot, a diplomat, a CIA spy, a male model, a stage and screen actor, a medelist in the Luge, a medalist in Curling, a long jumper (literally and figuratively) and a winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Did I leave anything out? Is that the complete list or should I check back later to see your list grow as long as Pinocchio's nose?

 

[sr71plt]

jealous nattering of a whining effeminate closet boy

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(I wonder what you posted. Ummm, no I don't.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I guess you didn't answer all those invitations I extended to you to check out my M/F Blue Roses Tattoo that is doing so well in its first three weeks of release.

It doesn't help to answer any of your questions. You can't remember three-quarters of the answers or get the other quarter right. Who do you think you're fooling?

(And, no, you didn't complete your Earth Day serial within the contest dates last year. I was there. As usual, you are lying through your closet boy teeth.)

Actually, 006, my official Earth Day contest entry last year was Earth Day, Sioux Indian Style. It had 12 chapters. The first chapter posted 3/28 and the last chapter posted 4/11, two days before the end of the contest submission date.

Do you have anymore lies or is this about it for you?

 

[sr71plt]

There are other people out here with opinions and as capable as you to do a review, but you don't seem to let them have a chance at it. Maybe you need to take a break yourself, cuddles.

You know, even after thinking about this for an hour, this comes out as a particularly inane statement, bsergi1. If you did minimal research around here, maybe your posts wouldn't be so stupid.

The SouriesWorld harrassment team has got to be the dumbest collection of posting personalities in cyberspace.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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(I wonder what you posted. Ummm, no I don't.)

You're relegated back to name calling, I see.

So, tell me, where did they teach you that strategy in the military, in spy school, in the diplomatic core, or when you took modeling and/or acting lessons?

You still haven't answered about the tests you had to take to become...a diplomat.

Were you not able to find that on Google?

 

[Darkniciad]

You know, scouries -- you could actually do a little research and find many of SR71s numbers for yourself. You see, they actually appear quite a bit on real Literotica toplists.

They're right there in the open. Hell, I found 25 in just a minute or two.

Get one of your other multiple personalities to count the Monopoly money for a while, get Gabby off her over-inflated ass ( you should really pay attention to the recommended inflation pressure, you know ) and find out yourself.

Isn't it rather convenient that he's "contractually obligated" not to sell his stories, but somehow posting them on other free websites is perfectly acceptable? Can't have the paying public taking away the *snicker* cash cow *guffaw* of Lit, but it's all fine and dandy for him to give them away on other free sites.

The sheer amount of contradictions scouries makes in every post is mind boggling.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You know, even after thinking about this for an hour, this comes out as a particularly inane statement, bsergi1. If you did minimal research around here, maybe your posts wouldn't be so stupid.

The SouriesWorld harrassment team has got to be the dumbest collection of posting personalities in cyberspace.

Wow, more name calling, 006. Not very mature behavior for...a diplomat. Indeed, not very diplomatic at all.

Someone with a mind not to believe all your claims would think that...you weren't a diplomat.

I mean, of course, I believe everything that you write. I have no reason not to believe that you were a supersonic pilot, a CIA spy, a diplomat, a male model, and a stage and screen actor.

You must have worn yourself out with that hectic life. No wonder why you just hang around here all day long, 7 days a week and grace everyone with your talent and whimsy. Truly, we are all blessed to have someone who is so accomplish as you. I'm honored, 006.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You know, scouries -- you could actually do a little research and find many of SR71s numbers for yourself. You see, they actually appear quite a bit on real Literotica toplists.

They're right there in the open. Hell, I found 25 in just a minute or two.

Get one of your other multiple personalities to count the Monopoly money for a while, get Gabby off her over-inflated ass ( you should really pay attention to the recommended inflation pressure, you know ) and find out yourself.

Isn't it rather convenient that he's "contractually obligated" not to sell his stories, but somehow posting them on other free websites is perfectly acceptable? Can't have the paying public taking away the *snicker* cash cow *guffaw* of Lit, but it's all fine and dandy for him to give them away on other free sites.

The sheer amount of contradictions scouries makes in every post is mind boggling.

Yeah, but, you're missing the bigger point of the discussion here.

The fact that 006 is a best selling novelist pales in comparison to his other accomplishments.

Did you know that 006 was a supersonic pilot, a CIA spy, a diplomat, a male model, a stage and screen star, a medalist in the Luge, a medalist in Curling, a long jumper, and a Congressional Medal of Honor winner?

Seriously, the fact that he writes best selling novels is nothing compared to all that he's already done.

I mean, I just don't know what more to write.

Surely, someone like 006 should have his own thread.

 

[sr71plt]

Surely, someone like 006 should have his own thread.

I like this one. This is where you unravel.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I like this one. This is where you unravel.

Nope, I'm not the one pretending to be a supersonic pilot, a CIA spy, a diplomat, a male model, a stage and screen stage, a Luge medalist, a Curling Medalist, a long jumper, and a Congressional Medal of Honor winner.

Who is the one unravelling here, Forrest, Forrest Gump?

 

[sr71plt]

Nope, I'm not the one pretending to be a supersonic pilot, a CIA spy, a diplomat, a male model, a stage and screen stage, a Luge medalist, a Curling Medalist, a long jumper, and a Congressional Medal of Honor winner.

Who is the one unravelling here, Forrest, Forrest Gump?

Well, obviously it's you. Who's nattering off at the mouth incoherently? (Looks around.) Yep, it's you . . . yet again.

Sorry, you'll have to cope with your envy on your own.

 

[sr71plt]

We could go on like this all night, BFW--but I'm betting that your mommie has set a curfew for you, and I work really, really late. So, guess what . . .

 

[sr71plt]

Let's see if I have this straight, Scouries. Nearly all of your stories on Lit. are Incest and a lot of them are being opened (which, of course, you can do yourself easily to push the numbers up) so that you rate high in stories being opened. And yet. And yet, none of your stories are on the top 500 RATED listing for Incest. Now wouldn't this mean that although a lot of people (mostly yourself, I would surmise) open up your stories, those who open them up don't like them all that much?

 

[Darkniciad]

Let's see if I have this straight, Scouries. Nearly all of your stories on Lit. are Incest and a lot of them are being opened (which, of course, you can do yourself easily to push the numbers up) so that you rate high in stories being opened. And yet. And yet, none of your stories are on the top 500 RATED listing for Incest. Now wouldn't this mean that although a lot of people (mostly yourself, I would surmise) open up your stories, those who open them up don't like them all that much?

And now, a brief intermission while scouries sticks his fingers in his ears, curls up in a fetal position, and pretends he's on his yacht with numerous nubile nineteen-year-old nymphomaniacs.

 

[sr71plt]

You're relegated back to name calling, I see.

So, suddenly you are sensitive to name calling, Freddie? W O W. I know "two-faced." Is there such a term as "quintuple-faced"?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I find it fascinating that Selena chose to use her immunity won on March 18th on, of all categories, gay male.

What does it mean?

Even with her partner in publishing, an admitted gay male, sorry, bi-sexual male, she cannot write a gay male story.

What kind of writer avoids a category that is so important to so many, at least 10% of the population?

Perhaps, she is uncomfortable with the subject of one man sucking the cock of another man or sticking his cock up another man's ass.

Gee, even 006 writes a straight story...once a year.

Admittedly, when I was in the contest, I only used my immunities for categories that I thought were dumb, audio and illustrated.

Now, that I recall, Selena did make a post awhile ago that she had a secret aversion to queer men. She prefers a man, much like my self, not that she has any hope of a chance with me, who knows he was a man and a man who isn't confused as a cracked ping pong ball about his sexuality.

Perhaps, after seeing 006 sash shaying around in his pink parachute, the image of him destroyed whatever inspiration she had to write a gay story.

It's too bad. I would have enjoyed reading another submission from the Queen of 750-1,000 word stories. Yes, indeed, Selena is the Queen of the abbreviated short story and PrincessAirHead is the reigning, used loosely as is her morals, Princess of the abbreviated short story.

If the two of them wrote a story together, it would barely reach 2,000 words. Then, 006 would give it a glowing, albeit gay review, no doubt.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I think someone needs to be called a stalker. I mean you have done a word count for every one of my stories. You also follow Selena around and know what immunities she's using for the Survivor contest. I think that is what a stalker does.

Considering you hate this place and everyone is out to get you, I think you are just wanting the torture and humiliation. Did you write a lot of BDSM stories last year? Sounds like that is your type of story.

Don't you have school? I thought you were a teacher. Oh, that's right, you're a lunch mother and it's not quite lunchtime yet. You better hurry and get yourself off to school to pass out lunch to the pre-schoolers.

By the way, PrincessAirHead, if anyone should know the definition of stalker it is you. How many PM's have you sent me in the past year?

"Whacko!"

Moreover, I didn't have to do a word count on any of your stories. I just had to look a one to know that they all were equally as short as you are...fat.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, I see that someone got up on the wrong side of his closet again today. Didn't read the posts, of course; they are so redundant and meaningless.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Ah, I see that someone got up on the wrong side of his closet again today. Didn't read the posts, of course; they are so redundant and meaningless.

Damn! That a hell of a statement from a dude who has said in the past that he had to lie taking a polygraph tests so that nobody would know he was queer.

(BTW, as long as your in your own, you might want to rearrange your shoes...)

 

[sr71plt]

Damn! That a hell of a statement from a dude who has said in the past that he had to lie taking a polygraph tests so that nobody would know he was queer.

(BTW, as long as your in your own, you might want to rearrange your shoes...)

Yet another poster pulling a supposed statement by me out of her twat. I never lied on a polygraph in my life. Point to where I ever posted that. The only polygraph I ever had that asked if I did it with men came before I ever did it with men--or contemplated doing it with men. (The background on this has been available on this site in my "Indian Initiation" for two and half years--for anyone who doesn't just want to make up what I say to suit him/herself.)

And I'm not queer, I'm bi--an equal opportunity lover.

Are all lesbians such men haters as you safe-bet? Only gays with vaginas deserve your good will? Sexual prejudice is sexual prejudice, babe. You're no better than JBJ or Freddie G. in this regard. A gay basher is a gay basher even if she pretends to be a hip lesbian.

And what does this have to do with writing erotica?

 

[scouries]

by the way, you're now visiting:

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QUOTE D.B. You know, scouries -- you could actually do a little research and find many of SR71s numbers for yourself. You see, they actually appear quite a bit on real Literotica toplists.

C’mon darkboy don’t try to muddy the waters with this bull. And you of all people.

You managed in minutes to post not only your numbers but also mr lumens’s. VIEWS, VOTES, COMMENTS and RATINGS on all your stories.

Even oily and lets face it, he’s not the brightest light, managed to do it in minutes. As did boy!

But somehow QUOTE robyn a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc., a person who spends his life taking cheap shots at everyone else, a lowlife who’s always challenging others to “compare” figures, a supposed brilliant ex-spy and diplomat to the middle east, this self styled genius and fighter pilot and male model, is too busy to take a minute to copy and paste.

I guess he finds it more time efficient to post the same pitiful excuse time and time again. Day after day … month after month… spy mission after spy mission …

You think he’d just post them and move on to something else. Unless there’s nothing else in his life but the Scouries thread…

What a joke!

I’m james r scouries and I’m not afraid to post my numbers… unlike our resident boy toy…

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