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An addendum to my last post (which I would just add to my last post, but bsergi1 would see some evil plot in that). It appears the permanent story review section of the forum has now been deleted, because I can't find it now. But I'm sure that some oldtimers can confirm that there was a story review activity with its own forum section on this forum at one time--going dormant about a year ago.
 
memory problems now?

QUOTE robyn :eek: a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc. and member of the :nana: boy /misshick :confused: /pilot :eek: /Jo Jo CLIQUE I'll create yet another name and start all over again with a new attitude… So, when are you/Jim and Freddie going to stop hiding in the shadows and put your work up for comparison in the real world?

Please not another ALT!!!

And when are you :eek: going to stand up like a man and post your LITEROTICA numbers so that we can compare them with those of the boss :heart:? You always seem to come up with an excuse of why you can’t do it.

And for all your talk of the “real world” (eXcessica is the real world while LITEROTICA is the “shadowy world” apparently) you seem to spend a lot of time here in the shadows. 7,000+ posts and 300+ submissions in under three years?

And the millions of readers who flock to this site each month? Are they shadows? It makes one wonder why you bother to come here.

We’re sorry you aren’t paid for you efforts here. Or that your ALTS aren’t. The boss is of course. But that’s life. Win some- lose some. Perhaps it would be best if you left here and joined the “real world” full time. Wouldn’t that make sense?


Gabrielle L.
 
And when are you :eek: going to stand up like a man and post your LITEROTICA numbers so that we can compare them with those of the boss :heart:? You always seem to come up with an excuse of why you can’t do it.


This has been answered more than once. You cheat your numbers and the Lit. systems are a joke. So any comparisons here are a ScouriesWorld farce.

The paying market beyond these walls provides the level playing field. And that's exactly the reason why you won't take your chances there.

Who do you think you're fooling?
 
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To help us celebrate the Centennial – one hundred thousand views!!!!

Here they are, the men and women and alts who’ve posted on the thread even after being asked not to. Truly a list of the GOOD, the BAD and the UGLY!

The famous … and the not so famous…
The intellectual giants … and the mentally challenged :confused: :nana:
Award winners… and banana boys…
A Pilot :eek: who poses instead of flying…
Two kittens… :devil: :p
A moonman…
St. Peter…
Great writers like the incomparable sarahhh :rose: and freddie :D

The gorgeous naughtycakes :kiss:

It’s a list of those who’ve tried to scale

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Yay, I'm #1 on the most relevant SouriesWorld list. :)

Nothing to be proud of since he asked us not to. Sounds like a dig to me, Pilot. Maybe it needs to be reworded so you'll understand.

Gabby, get out your typewriter.
 
Nothing to be proud of since he asked us not to. Sounds like a dig to me, Pilot. Maybe it needs to be reworded so you'll understand.

Gabby, get out your typewriter.


Asked us not to? :D A. When you don't want the public to post, you don't start a thread on an open forum; you send PMs, and B. Of course he wanted people to post here.

Who do you think you're (or he is) fooling?
 
An addendum to my last post (which I would just add to my last post, but bsergi1 would see some evil plot in that). It appears the permanent story review section of the forum has now been deleted, because I can't find it now. But I'm sure that some oldtimers can confirm that there was a story review activity with its own forum section on this forum at one time--going dormant about a year ago.

It's probably been unpinned and vanished in the abyss beyond page 2 because the core group involved had things come up to prevent them from reviewing.

When it first started, and was at its most active, there were around five reviews of new stories every day. I helped out every once in a while, whenever the scheduled reviewer would have something come up beyond his or her control.

EDIT... Here it is: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=428901
 
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No, I wouldn't trash your story; I wouldn't read it, so I wouldn't even know it was there.

However, I probably should also note that I reviewed all of the stories in last year's Earth Day contest (and posted the reviews--which can be found on a story list) and I gave favorable reviews to the stories of several forum posters I think are obnoxious. I don't let the forum get between me and story assessement. It's all sitting there on record. But then you probably already know that.

Now, of couse, you know that you cannot write that you reviewed all the stories in last year's Earth Day contest when you didn't review any of my stories and if my memory serves me, I believe I submitted 18 stories.

...and who annoited you as the Reviewer?

Pompous ass.
 
Now, of couse, you know that you cannot write that you reviewed all the stories in last year's Earth Day contest when you didn't review any of my stories and if my memory serves me, I believe I submitted 18 stories.

...and who annoited you as the Reviewer?

Pompous ass.

You didn't post a complete story. So, you didn't have a story to review. (And I wasted my time reading several segments you posted before realizing you never where going to complete a story entry.) And as we all knew, your little attempt to have half of the entries led to quite a brush up later.

So, yes, I did review all of the stories (I said from the getgo that an uncompleted serial didn't constitute a story.)

Who anointed me as the Reviewer? (Not that those doing reviews in the system that existed here required anointing.)

Oh, God, I just love it when they fall into this sort of thing. It was Scouries who initially suggested I do reviews--go back in the thread yourself. It's there in the record.

Just like shooting ducks in a barrel. :D
 
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I mean I did reviews (three--covering the entries in thirds) during the contest and posted them. And they seem to have gone over well. Although it's gone dormant, story reviews were once one of the activities on this site. (There's a whole forum on that here--look up at the top of the thread index page.) I'm a trained book reviewer--and make money at it. You can read my reviews of the Earth Day contest last year yourself--they are on my story page under E for Earth Day. It's not my problem if you don't find it convenient to believe that I really do/have done the things listed in my bios. :)

If you go back far enough on this thread, as a matter of fact, you'll come up with two Scouries posts begging me to include Sarahh's stories in the reviews.

Folks will probably think you are my straight man for bringing it up here, of course. Once again in thinking you're slamming me, you folks back into giving activities I actually engage in good publicity. I'm published, I'm a professional book editor, I write book reviews, I am a professional publishing consultant. I flew SR71s, I was in the CIA, I was a diplomat. I was a male model and worked on stage and in movies. Live with it--or not (doesn't mean anything to me what you think). And thanks for once again pointing to it. :D

If you don't want to cover your face with egg on this again, do read my Flying High. It pretty much let's you know how I managed to do all of that (at least up until I went into publishing as a second career).

Which is it, Drone. You continually change your story. Now, you are writing that you actually flew supersonic SR71's, where just a few pages back you wrote that you didn't actually fly the plane, but were the photographer. Yet, listed in your above credits, there is no mention of you being a photographer.

I'm confused, Drone. Enlighten me. Now, you were not only in the CIA but also a diplomat.

Allow me to enlighten you, my friend because this is something that I know about being a diplomat, since my daughter is in the service.

Tell me about the test you had to take to be accepted in the diplomatic core? I'd be interested to know. Go ahead, I'll give you time to Google your answer.

Hey, Drone, is that your Congressional Medal of Honor that's on the floor by your foot?

Save your fiction for you books, my phony friend. You're fiction would be the better for it.

CIA? Diplomat? Pilot? What will this guy write next?

Male model. Stop! I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts, I'm laughing so much. Oh, my God. I'm crying. Male model? Oh, my God!

Hey, Drone, so tell us, which movie did you make? I'm quite the movie buff. I've actually taken screenwriting courses. My professor wrote all the episodes but 2 of Moonlighting with Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepard. Oh, and one of my creative writing professors was Robert Parker of Spence for Hire with Robert Urich.

Bob lived in Cambridge, Harvard Square. He shared a townhouse with his wife. They were separated. She lived on the first floor and he lived on the second floor. Now, these are real events in my life and not something that I make up, as I go along and change from one day to the next as you seem to do.

What are you thinking, Drone? You're making a real ass of yourself. Everyone just has to scroll back in this thread to see that you are...lying. Are you hitting the sauce again? Is your life that pitiful, uneventful, and fucking boring that you have to make this shit up to impress a bunch of perverts on a porn site. Fucking pathetic.
 
You didn't post a complete story. So, you didn't have a story to review. (And I wasted my time reading several segments you posted before realizing you never where going to complete a story entry.) And as we all knew, your little attempt to have half of the entries led to quite a brush up later.

So, yes, I did review all of the stories (I said from the getgo that an uncompleted serial didn't constitute a story.)

Who annointed me as the Reviewer? (Not that those doing reviews in the system that existed here required annointing.)

Oh, God, I just love it when they fall into this sort of thing. It was Scouries who initially suggested I do reviews--go back in the thread yourself. It's there in the record.

Just like shooting ducks in a barrel. :D

Hey fucktard, my Earth Day story entry was complete.
 
Which is it, Drone. You continually change your story. Now, you are writing that you actually flew supersonic SR71's, where just a few pages back you wrote that you didn't actually fly the plane, but were the photographer. Yet, listed in your above credits, there is no mention of you being a photographer.


Yes, you most certainly are confused--and dumb as a rock. I said I never flew in the Air Force. The SR71 program over Vietnam was a CIA program, not an Air Force one. And you obviously have no concept of what photoreconaisance is/does. The pilot flies to certain coordinates and the system takes its own photos. I know this is all beyond you . . . way beyond you.

And again, A. I don't give a shit what you believe about me and B. I don't need to be taken on this forum on the basis of anything but what you can index from this forum--my very real erotica, both here and in the e-book market--as compared with those covers you have on your profile that no longer have books behind them and that you are now stealing from the publisher that owns them (and that has actually used one of them again already).
 
Hey fucktard, my Earth Day story entry was complete.

Nope it wasn't. You didn't complete it until the contest was over. Dribbled it out in pitiful short segments to try to cheapshot your way to a survivor contest title--showing what a pipsqueek of a whining effeminate closet boy that you are. :D
 
Yes, you most certainly are confused--and dumb as a rock. I said I never flew in the Air Force. The SR71 program over Vietnam was a CIA program, not an Air Force one. And you obviously have no concept of what photoreconaisance is/does. The pilot flies to certain coordinates and the system takes its own photos. I know this is all beyond you . . . way beyond you.

And again, A. I don't give a shit what you believe about me and B. I don't need to be taken on this forum on the basis of anything but what you can index from this forum--my very real erotica, both here and in the e-book market--as compared with those covers you have on your profile that no longer have books behind them and that you are now stealing from the publisher that owns them (and that has actually used one of them again already).

Obviously, you do care. You greatly care, Drone, otherwise you wouldn't be pedaling all this shit hoping something will stick to the wall.

The only thing that has stuck to the wall my friend are you lies. I'm starting to feel sorry for you. Obviously, you are beginning to believe some of this shit that you're writing.

You're not fun anymore, Drone. I can't attack a mentally ill person.

Speaking of the mentally ill, where's MichChick?
 
Nope it wasn't. You didn't complete it until the contest was over. Dribbled it out in pitiful short segments to try to cheapshot your way to a survivor contest title--showing what a pipsqueek of a whining effeminate closet boy that you are. :D

Ah, I can always tell when I get to you. You get mad and start calling names.

"Stick and stones..."

That's not like you, Drone, to call names. You're more articulate than that.

Actually, to correct you, all of my story was posted in the Earth Day Contest...moron.

Moreover, unlike the Survivor Contest winner, none of my stories are, as you write short segments.

Matter of fact, all of my stories are 3-5 times the length of PrincessAirHead's stories.

Go check. I'll wait here while you make an ass out of yourself...again.
 
Yes, you most certainly are confused--and dumb as a rock. I said I never flew in the Air Force. The SR71 program over Vietnam was a CIA program, not an Air Force one. And you obviously have no concept of what photoreconaisance is/does. The pilot flies to certain coordinates and the system takes its own photos. I know this is all beyond you . . . way beyond you.

And again, A. I don't give a shit what you believe about me and B. I don't need to be taken on this forum on the basis of anything but what you can index from this forum--my very real erotica, both here and in the e-book market--as compared with those covers you have on your profile that no longer have books behind them and that you are now stealing from the publisher that owns them (and that has actually used one of them again already).

Actually, I'm a big man, Drone. I apologize for calling you Drone. I didn't realize (wink, wink) that you were a spy. From now on your new name shall be 006.

Now, 006, if you continue this Viet Nam saga, I believe you will get in some serious trouble. We Viet Nam vets don't take people who lie about their military background lightly.

Tell us, 006, about some of your missions or are they still...classified?

Have another drink 006. You're stories get better with each drink you have.
 
Other way round, cuddles. We can all see how wound tight you are. Just push a button and Freddie starts spouting his drivel. :D

Actually, you sounded pretty pompous to me, too, but I haven't had a chance to get a word in here until now. There are other people out here with opinions and as capable as you to do a review, but you don't seem to let them have a chance at it. Maybe you need to take a break yourself, cuddles.
 
Actually, you sounded pretty pompous to me, too, but I haven't had a chance to get a word in here until now. There are other people out here with opinions and as capable as you to do a review, but you don't seem to let them have a chance at it. Maybe you need to take a break yourself, cuddles.

That's the last review I did. Did you get the impression I was standing in anyone's way to write reviews either then or since? If so, from where, pray tell?

And there you are, back to sermonizing and telling people what they are (not that I care what you think). I think, though, that perhaps your own posting personality could use a bit more of your attention, sport. :rolleyes:
 
Other way round, cuddles. We can all see how wound tight you are. Just push a button and Freddie starts spouting his drivel. :D

Truly, I'm sorry, 006. I can't attack a defensive man. You're losing it my friend. You don't know which story you told is true anymore.

Yes, certainly, 006, I believe that you flew supersonic SR71's. I believe that you were a CIA spy. I believe that you were a diplomat. I believe you were a male model. I believe that you acted not only on stage but in movies.

Anything else or is that about it? Would you like to add anything else or are we done here?

Wait, didn't you medal for the Luge in the '68 Olympics and medal for Curling in the '72 Olympics and was that you that they showed on the Wide World of Sports jumping off the high jump and falling with your helmet flying off?

Dude, I thought you died in that fall. Now, that explains the drain brammage you received and why you must make up all these stories. The sad part is that you believe them as true.

...And you dare doubt anything that Scouries writes on his own thread?

Actually, don't you feel a bit ridiculous? I mean, why would a famous pilot, spy, diplomat, male model, actor be sitting here hour after hour, day after day, writing the dribble that you write trying to impress the losers that you obviously believe we all are?

Does that make you feel taller and more special? Does beating us all down make you feel that you have...a life?

Listen, 006, I'm glad that by making fun of me that I can lighten your load. Gracious me, it's not enough that your loafers are light enough.

Hey, Selena, you must be proud to have someone as super as 006 working for you. Wow! I envy your team.
 
My ears were buzzing and I figured someone was talking about me. I was right.

Yes my stories are three to five times shorter then BFW. According to BFW all my stories are 750 words. You don't need to cut and paste my stories into a word count, he's already done that for every single one of my stories. You don't need to waste your time :)

Dont' despair, you do have a few stories that are 1,000 words, PrincessAirHead.

Shouldn't you be packing lunches for tomorrow's lunch lady duties, the job that you tell everyone that you are a teacher?

You and 006 have much in common.

Hey, tell everyone the story about how you two are really the famous spies, Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Wait, let me get my coffee, first. I don't want to miss anything.
 
Sounds like Freddie is in his terminal stages of dying of envy. :D

Maybe another intensity issue? Hey, Freddie, have you checked out my anthology Intensity that was released by eXcessica yesterday? Sounds like your kind of book.
 
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