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[michchick98]

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[sr71plt]

Wait, I thought Selena was the most popular author on this site, at least according to the Favorites Portal. Yeah, I just opened a new browser tab and looked, she's still at the top of the list.

Next.

Well, yes. She also does quite nicely out in the real world of the erotica marketplace. I can see why Sarahh/Jim and Freddie won't venture out there with their fantasies.

 

[sarahhh]

Wait, I thought Selena was the most popular author on this site, at least according to the Favorites Portal. Yeah, I just opened a new browser tab and looked, she's still at the top of the list.

Next.

You got to the top of that list the same way you got pregnant.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1dukeofquim.jpg

 

[sr71plt]

You got to the top of that list the same way you got pregnant.

And, should one believe your logic, by the same means you got money to print your self-published book, I understand.

 

[michchick98]

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[bsergi1]

Gees, if you look this bad when you are pissed, I can't imagine what you look like when you have your period. Bring back the other avatar. You'll win more friends by having the perverts imagine that you really look like that instead of like this.

Besides, you're scaring my dog and he's not easily scared.

"Go lie down, Polo. It's okay. Get in your bed. Done with dog. She's not real. She's just a cartoon."

Uncalledfor comment, Freddie. There are more things in life than cramps that make women pissy, mostly its men.

Don't get excited Safe Bet, I'm not ready for you.

I'm not out to scare the animals and I don't want thee goat guy to get excited, either.

I am out to please all the perverts, so you win with the old queen. Maybe Laurel already knows that part.

 

[michchick98]

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[michchick98]

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[sarahhh]

Gees, between Selena's pretend baby and the pregnant woman on Scouries cover, must I be exposed to pregnant women every time I open this thread?

Hey, well she had a real good belly laugh about the dirty trick she played on scouries' new story today.

 

[sarahhh]

I think my Christmas book this year will be the first nonerotica book from eXcessica--if eXcessica accepts it.

All your book are non-erotica.

But I think you could still sell them if your covers didn't suck. But hey, I'll do you a big favor. Here. I designed a cover for your new book . . .

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ROCKHARD.jpg

 

[sr71plt]

All your book are non-erotica.

Happily, the reviewers don't agree with you. Check it out for yourself. (Who do you think you are fooling?)

If you take the plunge into real publishing, you might get some reviews too, Sarahh.

 

[sr71plt]

An uncalled for comment by Queen Freddie? No! Say it ain't so!

Yep, bserg1 is finding out the phenomenon that Freddie's friendships last only as long as it takes him to find a hand to bite.

 

[bsergi1]

Gees, between Selena's pretend baby and the pregnant woman on Scouries cover, must I be exposed to pregnant women every time I open this thread?

This site is about sex and not about making babies. There is a big distinction or should be between the two.

Shouldn't you be knitting something, Selena?

Selena, maybe you should don a bowling shirt and pretend that you have a beer belly, which you probably do anyway.

When is this pretend baby being born, anyway? What will you devise after this charade is over? Best selling books?

For those who give a shit, I met Ralph Lauren today. He was driving his black Bentley on the Mass Pike and I followed him to the rest area where he stopped for gas and asked for his autograph. Actually, it wasn't for me, it was for my dog, Polo.

Why anyone would buy a black Bentley is beyond me. Mine is powder blue with red leather.

This is what I like about Massachusetts, as well as California and Florida for that matter. There are always a lot of rich and famous people walking around.

It's always a thrill meeting celebrities.

"Are you Bostonfictionwriter?"

"Why yes."

"May I have your autograph?"

"Why certainly."

Sorry, for the interruption, but this happens to me all the time. People recognize me everywhere, even when I'm posting to this thread.

Freddie, Tell us how Ralph Lauren signed his name on that autograph. Did he use just his first name, Ralph, or did he use the brand name, Polo? Did he magically write it on your t-shirt? Was there a paw print next to it, or did he just us the rubber stamp of a horse for you? Was there a back up into the tunnel? Is that how you got his attention, or was it just one Bentley admiring the other Bentley? I want details. I'm writing a book.

 

[sarahhh]

Happily, the reviewers don't agree with you. Check it out for yourself. (Who do you think you are fooling?)

If you take the plunge into real publishing, you might get some reviews too, Sarahh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What reviews. Show me some besides on eXcessica.

The only thing I believe about eXcessica is that the queen can scam some dumb shit out of all the profits on his books.

How much money did you say you are making on all those books of yours, Ace?

 

[bsergi1]

Yep, bserg1 is finding out the phenomenon that Freddie's friendships last only as long as it takes him to find a hand to bite.

So, I'm starting to find out who my real friends are now, Pilot. It takes awhile.
Help me out here with some advice. I'm days away from submitting my Earth Day story. Should I submit it under this name since you all know me now, should I create a new name, or should I use that original alt that you've accused me of owning? Will I be bashed, or trashed, or trotted upon? I can't remember the phrase you used and never fully explained to me. How will I get my most votes for a not-so-good story? Who's the expert? I'll appreciate anyone jumping in.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What reviews. Show me some besides on eXcessica.

The only thing I believe about eXcessica is that the queen can scam some dumb shit out of all the profits on his books.

How much money did you say you are making on all those books of yours, Ace?

Excuse me? EXcessica doesn't do the reviews. There are separate review sites--they pick and choose what they want to review. You really are a dumb bell, aren't you?

 

[sr71plt]

So, I'm starting to find out who my real friends are now, Pilot. It takes awhile.
Help me out here with some advice. I'm days away from submitting my Earth Day story. Should I submit it under this name since you all know me now, should I create a new name, or should I use that original alt that you've accused me of owning? Will I be bashed, or trashed, or trotted upon? I can't remember the phrase you used and never fully explained to me. How will I get my most votes for a not-so-good story? Who's the expert? I'll appreciate anyone jumping in.

Oh, if I were you I'd create yet another name and start all over again with a new attitude. Since you asked.

 

[bsergi1]

Oh, if I were you I'd create yet another name and start all over again with a new attitude. Since you asked.

I suppose I couldn't use the obvious, Queen of Hearts, huh? Too bad. I liked her.

I'm really alot nicer when people don't piss me off. Not sure I have it in me to write like I'm a nice person when I don't really mean it. Nothing phoney about me. I really am this short little queen you see to the left. Ho, hum.

Pilot, are you saying you would actually trash my story if you knew I wrote it even if it was good? Is that how this all works? There's no honest feedback amongst the authors?

 

[sr71plt]

Pilot, are you saying you would actually trash my story if you knew I wrote it even if it was good? Is that how this all works? There's no honest feedback amongst the authors?

No, I wouldn't trash your story; I wouldn't read it, so I wouldn't even know it was there.

However, I probably should also note that I reviewed all of the stories in last year's Earth Day contest (and posted the reviews--which can be found on a story list) and I gave favorable reviews to the stories of several forum posters I think are obnoxious. I don't let the forum get between me and story assessement. It's all sitting there on record. But then you probably already know that.

 

[michchick98]

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[michchick98]

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[bsergi1]

No, I wouldn't trash your story; I wouldn't read it, so I wouldn't even know it was there.

However, I probably should also note that I reviewed all of the stories in last year's Earth Day contest (and posted the reviews--which can be found on a story list) and I gave favorable reviews to the stories of several forum posters I think are obnoxious. I don't let the forum get between me and story assessement. It's all sitting there on record. But then you probably already know that.

What do you mean, you reviewed all the stories? Now you sound like the principal instead of just the teacher. Do you feel compelled to critique eveyone's work or do you have nothing better to do? Where can I find all of your "reviews"? And, no, I don't already know anything about your record. I wasn't here last year to know how you operate.

 

[sr71plt]

Let me be clear, bsergi1. I wouldn't not read your story because of who wrote it. I don't read hardly anyone's story here. I'm too busy writing my own.

 

[sr71plt]

What do you mean, you reviewed all the stories? Now you sound like the principal instead of just the teacher. Do you feel compelled to critique eveyone's work or do you have nothing better to do? Where can I find all of your "reviews"? And, no, I don't already know anything about your record. I wasn't here last year to know how you operate.

I mean I did reviews (three--covering the entries in thirds) during the contest and posted them. And they seem to have gone over well. Although it's gone dormant, story reviews were once one of the activities on this site. (There's a whole forum on that here--look up at the top of the thread index page.) I'm a trained book reviewer--and make money at it. You can read my reviews of the Earth Day contest last year yourself--they are on my story page under E for Earth Day. It's not my problem if you don't find it convenient to believe that I really do/have done the things listed in my bios.

If you go back far enough on this thread, as a matter of fact, you'll come up with two Scouries posts begging me to include Sarahh's stories in the reviews.

Folks will probably think you are my straight man for bringing it up here, of course. Once again in thinking you're slamming me, you folks back into giving activities I actually engage in good publicity. I'm published, I'm a professional book editor, I write book reviews, I am a professional publishing consultant. I flew SR71s, I was in the CIA, I was a diplomat. I was a male model and worked on stage and in movies. Live with it--or not (doesn't mean anything to me what you think). And thanks for once again pointing to it.

If you don't want to cover your face with egg on this again, do read my Flying High. It pretty much let's you know how I managed to do all of that (at least up until I went into publishing as a second career).

 

[bsergi1]

Contrary to what scourahh might think, authors do give honest feedback. Why go through the hassle of creating a new user name? If you don't like the comments you receive, simply turn them off. You can also disable anonymous comments and feedback through your member page to avoid the trolls.

I'd suggest turning off voting too, but then you wouldn't be able to be in the contest, even if your story did remain in the list. Someone did do that once and scourahh got his panties in a bunch about it. It was quite humorous to say the least because technically that person didn't qualify for being in the contest, but his story stayed on the contest list. Scourahh had a hissy fit over it, but couldn't do much about it otherwise, even with all his supposed connections to Laurel and Manu.

Honestly, depending on the category, I'd read your story and give honest feedback if you posted under your current name.

Troll! That's the word I couldn't get explained to me.

Thanks for your feedback, Chick from Michigan.

I'm still not sure what I will do with my story. If I post it, I will leave the voting and comments turned on. I'll try to take my lumps like a "man" and stay away from the hissy fits and pissing and moaning.