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[Selena_Kitt]

I think my Christmas book this year will be the first nonerotica book from eXcessica--if eXcessica accepts it.

I'd do it in the mainstream, but the stories have already appeared on Web sites under the habu name, so I can't risk the connection being made.

We have a few non-erotic romances. "Sweet" romances, they're called. We also have Coming Together: For Gabrielle, which is "sensual" fiction and poetry, but not explicitly erotic. We also have a few mystery/suspense that don't have much in the way of the erotic in them that wouldn't be found in the mainstream.

But mostly, it's all about the sex.

 

[sarahhh]

But mostly, it's all about the sex.

Exactly.

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[Guest]

QUOTE serena We also have Coming Together: For Gabrielle, which is "sensual" fiction and poetry, but not explicitly erotic.

You're coming together pour moi? How sweet !

I hope you're going to include [size=+2]freddie's [/size] wonderful poem that he dedicated to me.
Heres the link:

"Gabby, My Love, Will You Marry Me?"


Gabrielle L.

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[sr71plt]

I hope you're going to include freddie's wonderful poem that he dedicated to me.

Oh, I'd just love to see something of Freddie's--and of yours and Sarahh's--on an erotica e-book distribution site's comparison list of sales and ratings.

 

[sarahhh]

Oh, I'd just love to see something of Freddie's--and of yours and Sarahh's--on an erotica e-book distribution site's comparison list of sales and ratings.

What are these erotica e-book distribution site's you are talking about, and what are the titles of your books you are talking about? I never paid much attention to your promos before, but you keep saying this over and over and over and over and over.

Don't bother to mention eXcessica. I would give anything there the same credibility I give, for example, the contests here. Not much.

 

[sr71plt]

What are these erotica e-book distribution site's you are talking about, and what are the titles of your books you are talking about? I never paid much attention to your promos before, but you keep saying this over and over and over and over and over.

Don't bother to mention eXcessica. I would give anything there the same credibility I give, for example, the contests here. Not much.

The ball's still in your court on answering questions, Sarahh.

What's your claimed new book on? When will it be finished? Who is your publisher? Do you dare put it up against other books by people around here on comparison lists?

(But I'll note that this question has already been answered. Not my problem that you have a short memory span.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Gees, between Selena's pretend baby and the pregnant woman on Scouries cover, must I be exposed to pregnant women every time I open this thread?

This site is about sex and not about making babies. There is a big distinction or should be between the two.

Shouldn't you be knitting something, Selena?

Selena, maybe you should don a bowling shirt and pretend that you have a beer belly, which you probably do anyway.

When is this pretend baby being born, anyway? What will you devise after this charade is over? Best selling books?

For those who give a shit, I met Ralph Lauren today. He was driving his black Bentley on the Mass Pike and I followed him to the rest area where he stopped for gas and asked for his autograph. Actually, it wasn't for me, it was for my dog, Polo.

Why anyone would buy a black Bentley is beyond me. Mine is powder blue with red leather.

This is what I like about Massachusetts, as well as California and Florida for that matter. There are always a lot of rich and famous people walking around.

It's always a thrill meeting celebrities.

"Are you Bostonfictionwriter?"

"Why yes."

"May I have your autograph?"

"Why certainly."

Sorry, for the interruption, but this happens to me all the time. People recognize me everywhere, even when I'm posting to this thread.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE robyn a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc. and part of the banana boy /misshick /pilot /Jo Jo CLIQUE Oh, I'd just love to see something of Freddie's--and of yours and Sarahh's--on an erotica e-book distribution site's comparison list of sales and ratings.

If by “yours” you are referring to [size=+2]james r scouries [/size] let me take this opportunity to highlight some “comparison lists” that both you and he are eligible for.

Like the:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST

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The boss is listed but nope, neither you or any of your ALTS are there. Not even freshface. How about this one then:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

​

The boss topped that one but nope, neither you or any of your ALTS like ennuye are there either. Let’s try this one:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED LIST

​

I found the boss but, neither you or any of your ALTS are there. Not even lloyd_5. How about this one:

LITEROTICA’S ALL-TIME
FAVORITEST 25 AUTHORS

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Boss made it. He’s four for four but you are zero for four so far. Not even honeydrip is listed.

So robyn it’s the boss [size=+2]4[/size] and you [size=+2]0[/size].

Case closed.

Gabrielle L.

p.s. but you did make the “mentally challenged” list. The boss didn’t make that one. I think that makes it 5-0 for him…

 

[driphoney]

QUOTE robyn a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc. and part of the banana boy /misshick /pilot /Jo Jo CLIQUE Oh, I'd just love to see something of Freddie's--and of yours and Sarahh's--on an erotica e-book distribution site's comparison list of sales and ratings.

Not even honeydrip is listed.

Is this me?

Now, all I did was politely suggest that Mr. Scouries, in order to better serve his adoring public, consider moving this thread to a blog. A mere thread is obviously too small a canvas for such great talent.

Honeydrip is nice though ...

 

[freshface]

Is this me?

Now, all I did was politely suggest that Mr. Scouries, in order to better serve his adoring public, consider moving this thread to a blog. A mere thread is obviously too small a canvas for such great talent.

Honeydrip is nice though ...

I told you you outed yourself as an alt. I think you might have said someplace on this thread that you like SR. That's one of the many things in the world that they can't understand.

Honeydrip is much nicer than what LeJoke calls me.

 

[sr71plt]

QUOTE robyn a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc. and part of the banana boy /misshick /pilot /Jo Jo CLIQUE Oh, I'd just love to see something of Freddie's--and of yours and Sarahh's--on an erotica e-book distribution site's comparison list of sales and ratings.

If by “yours” you are referring to [size=+2]james r scouries [/size] let me take this opportunity to highlight some “comparison lists” that both you and he are eligible for.

Like the:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST

​

The boss is listed but nope, neither you or any of your ALTS are there. Not even freshface. How about this one then:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

​

The boss topped that one but nope, neither you or any of your ALTS like ennuye are there either. Let’s try this one:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED LIST

​

I found the boss but, neither you or any of your ALTS are there. Not even lloyd_5. How about this one:

LITEROTICA’S ALL-TIME
FAVORITEST 25 AUTHORS

​

Boss made it. He’s four for four but you are zero for four so far. Not even honeydrip is listed.

So robyn it’s the boss [size=+2]4[/size] and you [size=+2]0[/size].

Case closed.

Gabrielle L.

p.s. but you did make the “mentally challenged” list. The boss didn’t make that one. I think that makes it 5-0 for him…

Excuse me? These are your cheated number lists on a free read site. Get out into the real world, Jim, and take your chances with those who pay for it (and aren't just you with sore voting thumbs).

 

[TxRad]

QUOTE robyn a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc. and part of the banana boy /misshick /pilot /Jo Jo CLIQUE Oh, I'd just love to see something of Freddie's--and of yours and Sarahh's--on an erotica e-book distribution site's comparison list of sales and ratings.

If by “yours” you are referring to [size=+2]james r scouries [/size] let me take this opportunity to highlight some “comparison lists” that both you and he are eligible for.

Like the:

Scouries Fantasy World TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST

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The boss is listed but nope, neither you or any of your ALTS are there. Not even freshface. How about this one then:

Scouries Fantasy World TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

​

The boss topped that one but nope, neither you or any of your ALTS like ennuye are there either. Let’s try this one:

Scouries Fantasy World TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED LIST

​

I found the boss but, neither you or any of your ALTS are there. Not even lloyd_5. How about this one:

LITEROTICA’S ALL-TIME
FAVORITEST 25 AUTHORS

​

Boss made it. He’s four for four but you are zero for four so far. Not even honeydrip is listed.

So robyn it’s the boss [size=+2]4[/size] and you [size=+2]0[/size].

Case closed.

Gabrielle L. The Blow up Doll and Scouries Alt

p.s. but you did make the “mentally challenged” list. The boss didn’t make that one. I think that makes it 5-0 for him… This list is also made up by Scouries Fantasy World for people who speak the truth in a way that Scouries can't wiggle out of.

I fixed your list to reflect the truth. The top three lists have nothing to do with Literotica or it's management. They are lists you made up and there is no way to verify the results.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE [size=+2]freddie [/size] Gees, between Selena's pretend baby and the pregnant woman on Scouries cover, must I be exposed to pregnant women every time I open this thread? This site is about sex and not about making babies.

Actually my good friend I can hardly wait until miss serena has this kid and then starts posting lactation pics. I’m working on a story featuring breast feeding and I’m hoping she’ll pose for one of [size=+2]sarahhh’s [/size] brilliant covers. And what if we were able to slip Polo into the picture – having him lying at the milk maids feet in some bucolic setting…

Just think: Story by scouries, Cover Art by sarahhh , Milk by serena . And what if we got it Edited by robyn a.k.a. ace, lloyd_5, pilot, drone, freshface, ennuye, honeydrip, etc. and a member of the boy/misshick /pilot/Jo Jo CLIQUE ?

Now that’s guaranteed to be a best seller.

I’m james r scouries and I’m a 100,000 view THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Dolphins would like to read that book…[/size]

 

[michchick98]

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[Guest]

QUOTE Pilot – as himself (sorta) Excuse me? These are your cheated number lists on a free read site. Get out into the real world, Jim, and take your chances with those who pay for it (and aren't just you with sore voting thumbs).

QUOTE Pilot – as honeydrip Now, all I did was politely suggest that Mr. Scouries, in order to better serve his adoring public, consider moving this thread to a blog. A mere thread is obviously too small a canvas for such great talent.

QUOTE Pilot – as freshface I told you you outed yourself as an alt

QUOTE boy They are lists you made up and there is no way to verify the results.

QUOTE misshick I mean, I just don't get it

Just how do you keep them all sorted in your head anyway? It must have been the CIA training I guess.

I find it funny though how you change the subject whenever someone calls you out on anything. You challenged us for some comparisons and I gave you some – on the only site where you two appear together. I easily showed how the boss kicked your skinny white butt and how do you respond?

Did you put up some comparisons of your own to back up your talk? No, not you!

Instead you called out your army of ALTS and boy and misshick! Just like you did when you were asked to post your LITEROTICA view/comment/vote numbers. Yippee, the gangs all here.

Just like you do every time the lovely sarahhh challenges you.

As for you boy suffice it to say you’re lying again. The number are quite easily verifiable as you well know. And everyone around here knows you’re just jealous. Which is why you keep visiting the All-Time Threads – you just can’t stay away.

And misshick you’re “I mean, I just don't get it” is no surprise to any of us.

Gabrielle L.

 

[Guest]

[size=+4]#18? Really?[/size]

Out of like 400,000 stories.

Oh my gawd! Is the boss ever going to be pleased. He passed two more when we weren't looking.

ONE AND A HALF MILLION SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

Gabrielle L.

 

[sr71plt]

Just how do you keep them all sorted in your head anyway?

It's easy, Jim. Unlike you, I don't have any alts here.

It's nice to see you squirm with postings like this.

Who do you think you're fooling?

There's only one legitimate venue for comparison--that's the marketplace, where folks vote with real money, not your monopoly money and all of your cheating and fantacies. Come to the real market, Jim. Don't be such a coward.

 

[Darkniciad]

Silly, silly scouries. Playing this game again?

Here's a hint: There isn't one person ( other than the voices in your head and their manifestations as alts ) who believes your claims of royalties or sales on a free website.

When you try to compare your manipulated and laughably false numbers, mostly confined to lists you've created for the sole purpose of having your name on one, to actual sales figures and rankings where real money is involved, all you end up doing is looking like what you are -- a joke.

A sad one, but still a joke.

 

[michchick98]

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[sr71plt]

#18? Really?

Out of like 400,000 stories.

Yep, I can only imagine how sore your voting thumb must be.

 

[michchick98]

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[sr71plt]

You seem to be getting a little intense, Jim.

Which reminds me, my anthology Intensity launched yesterday. You should check it out at eXcessica.

When's your next launching in the real world of erotica books?

 

[sarahhh]

Ain't it funny how the only way scouries or butch can make a toplist is to make one up? If these lists are so important, how come Laurel and Manu haven't posted them in the Top Lists? You're #18 and #33 on the OFFICIAL Most Read Top List, scouries. Sarahhh shows up at #311 and #490. Can't hide the truth there. Go look for yourselves.

And surely, with all those votes and views, you could've generated a high enough rating to make the OFFICIAL LITEROTICA Top Rated Stories list, but taking a closer look, I see you haven't and neither has sarahhh. Wonder how come that is?

Well, I would attribute some of my lack of being on "top lists" due to "somebody" doing things like turning off the link to my stories and putting me at the bottom of the New story list.

Interesting how scouries new story today was handled. No wonder he doesn't have any public comments yet on a Loving Wives story by Literotica's most popular author, 'eh?

So I'll take a wild guess at the Top Rated Stories List. It's fixed.

 

[michchick98]

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[sr71plt]

Well, I would attribute some of my lack of being on "top lists" due to "somebody" doing things like turning off the link to my stories and putting me at the bottom of the New story list.

I do think these are factors--which, along with several others (sore voting thumbs and, on some lists, vindictive voters) makes most of the official Lit. lists almost as much a fairytale as the Scouries lists. That I agree with. So, we shouldn't bother talking about lists here at all, right? The whole thread is a nonevent, right?

'Cause, the only really gauge of comparison is out there in the real world of e-booking erotica for votes given in the way of plunking real money down.

So, when are you/Jim and Freddie going to stop hiding in the shadows and put your work up for comparison in the real world?