The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[sr71plt]

Easy there, fella. You're getting all riled up. That little vein is protruding from your forehead and your face is really red. Here have a sip of water. Oops, my fault, sorry, it was urine. You must admit, it was funny, huh?

Anyway, whatever, I don't care what you believe or don't believe about me. At least I don't have to bust my ass writing little piss ant gay books for the few lousy dollars you earn. Good luck to all your writing endeavors. I see that they are working well to calm you, actually, not really, kind of, not at all.

Maybe you should take one of those anger management classes. Boy, you just scratch the surface with you and you turn into a screaming little gayola.

Listen, I'm going to go away now because you are really still upset that someone gave me $5,000. I don't see it as a big issue. Like I wrote last year, I donated the money to the shelter. Do you have any idea how many meals and how many people $5,000 feeds?

Apparently, you don't because you are more concerned with scratching a living by writing your little pansy books.

Oh, I wouldn't want to part you from your fantasy world, Freddie. That seems to be pretty much all you have. Enjoy.

 

[freshface]

Maybe you should take one of those anger management classes. Boy, you just scratch the surface with you and you turn into a screaming little gayola.

Speaking of anger management, let us know how that works out for you.

 

[Darkniciad]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg

This one is actually better in overall composition. Unfortunately, the author tag is too dark, and blends in with the background image. The faux Japanese font at the bottom doesn't make much sense, and looks out of place. Something Victorian would conjure up images of a Nun to more convincing effect. It also suffers from jagged lack of anti-aliasing.

The blurbs distract from the image, the title, and the author tag because the color is too warm by comparison. They also give the whole thing a low-budget local used car dealer commercial feeling.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

OOO, I missed that "gay voice" dig. Which is hilarious. Because no poster on this board has a "voice" as close to a highstrung, effeminate closet queen as whining Freddie has.

...and you would know more than anyone here.

Listen, Bruce, may I call you by your first name?

I know that you know, because you defended me in the beginning, that all of this shit that has come down on my shoulders here on this board with the bashing started when I was given the green E.

Hey, I had no idea what the Hell a green E was, but many did, especially those who have never received one, such as the kitten sisters. Well, they made my world here miserable between bashing my stories and the other lying that I had offended her, which is why she was pulling all of her stories, when in fact, I never even wrote to her or made a comment about her. We both know who I am writing about.

Anyway, then when others saw how many stories (good or bad) that I was capable of writing, well, that's when the fiasco with the Survivor contest started and those here who were determined that I not win, no matter what they had to do, even if it meant writing stories under Mungo Park's name.

Then, there's PrincessAirHead. Well, I have nothing bad to say about the mentally retarded. She is what she is, dim witted, the poor thing, and she'll be here soon enough crying and sending me more freaking PM's for dare mentioning her name here on a public forum board.

Yes, I am done with this site. Never is when I will write another story to post here. No, I do not write stories under another name, even though it has been mentioned that I am Positive Thinker. I'm not. Whoever that person is has only written a few stories. Now, don't you think that if I was still writing stories here that I would have had an equal number as my black friend from Boston, what is his name, something with an X in it. I don't remember. Hanging around you, Drone, has affected my memory.

I have to get out of this old age home. It gives me the creeps. Well, it was nice visiting with you Drone. Be good an play nice for the nurses here and let the others use the Internet once in a while. Drink your prune juice, Bruce and take your Geritol.

Bye

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Speaking of anger management, let us know how that works out for you.

It's fairly transparent how you show up now that I mentioned how you and Lloyd5 seem to disappear when I'm around.

Give my regards to Bruce, I mean, Drone.

 

[freshface]

It's fairly transparent how you show up now that I mentioned how you and Lloyd5 seem to disappear when I'm around.

Give my regards to Bruce, I mean, Drone.

So let me get this straight. First I'm an alt because I don't post at the same time as you do. Now I'm an alt because I do. If I use 'vitriol' in a sentence is that the trifecta? Unfortunately, it's getting late here and I have to get up early tomorrow. Say hello to the white rabbit for us.

 

[sr71plt]

...and you would know more than anyone here.

Listen, Bruce, may I call you by your first name?

I know that you know, because you defended me in the beginning, that all of this shit that has come down on my shoulders here on this board with the bashing started when I was given the green E.

Hey, I had no idea what the Hell a green E was, but many did, especially those who have never received one, such as the kitten sisters. Well, they made my world here miserable between bashing my stories and the other lying that I had offended her, which is why she was pulling all of her stories, when in fact, I never even wrote to her or made a comment about her. We both know who I am writing about.

Anyway, then when others saw how many stories (good or bad) that I was capable of writing, well, that's when the fiasco with the Survivor contest started and those here who were determined that I not win, no matter what they had to do, even if it meant writing stories under Mungo Park's name.

Then, there's PrincessAirHead. Well, I have nothing bad to say about the mentally retarded. She is what she is, dim witted, the poor thing, and she'll be here soon enough crying and sending me more freaking PM's for dare mentioning her name here on a public forum board.

Yes, I am done with this site. Never is when I will write another story to post here. No, I do not write stories under another name, even though it has been mentioned that I am Positive Thinker. I'm not. Whoever that person is has only written a few stories. Now, don't you think that if I was still writing stories here that I would have had an equal number as my black friend from Boston, what is his name, something with an X in it. I don't remember. Hanging around you, Drone, has affected my memory.

I have to get out of this old age home. It gives me the creeps. Well, it was nice visiting with you Drone. Be good an play nice for the nurses here and let the others use the Internet once in a while. Drink your prune juice, Bruce and take your Geritol.

Bye

Sorry, but I didn't read this one (or most of the last). Just don't care, Freddie. Sorry.

 

[sr71plt]

This one is actually better in overall composition. Unfortunately, the author tag is too dark, and blends in with the background image. The faux Japanese font at the bottom doesn't make much sense, and looks out of place. Something Victorian would conjure up images of a Nun to more convincing effect. It also suffers from jagged lack of anti-aliasing.

The blurbs distract from the image, the title, and the author tag because the color is too warm by comparison. They also give the whole thing a low-budget local used car dealer commercial feeling.

Three radically different fonts (and font colors). Busy to the point for frenetic. Mich will be pleased, though, that Sarahh heard her and kept the face from playing peekaboo from behind a dispaly letter.

 

[sr71plt]

all of this shit that has come down on my shoulders here on this board with the bashing started when I was given the green E.

Ah, and I have six of those green Es--so I guess that would explain you and bsergi1 and sarahh and etc. all on my tail. Jealousy, you say? Ah, so.

 

[bsergi1]

This one is actually better in overall composition. Unfortunately, the author tag is too dark, and blends in with the background image. The faux Japanese font at the bottom doesn't make much sense, and looks out of place. Something Victorian would conjure up images of a Nun to more convincing effect. It also suffers from jagged lack of anti-aliasing.

The blurbs distract from the image, the title, and the author tag because the color is too warm by comparison. They also give the whole thing a low-budget local used car dealer commercial feeling.

Shut the fuck up about the fonts. Its all about the picture. Low-budget? I think Sarahhh's working with no budget! You go, girl! Maybe Freddie should have thrown the $5,000 her way, then should could have added curls under that habit.

 

[michchick98]

I think Sarahhh's working with no budget!

Yeah, it shows. It still sucks regardless if you can see the face or not.

 

[bsergi1]

Ok, I'm home from work, now. I can see you boyz have been having lots of fun during the day, while the real folks are out earning money, real money.

I can't find the post where the BFW said my grammar sucked. Those aren't his words, that's my "voice" speaking. My grammar is a whole lot better than the grammar I correct all day long from college-educated idiots who control the economics of this country. We are all in a world of hurt.

The pilot never offered to be my editor, or my critic, so I will assume he's not interested in that job. Too bad, cuz I had a $5,000 check to offer him. He could have taken that and rolled it over into a pre-burial plan. I hear the interest on those is in the range of 10-20%.

Pilot, if you were in Viet Nam, thank you. If you weren't, I won't ask, and you don't have to tell. Got it?

I really would like to hear votes about Scouries book covers. I like the nun, but I especially like the three-titty twat. How 'bout if everyone's voice be heard this time, not just the big mouths.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Wait a minute. I'm not real if I don't work outside my house for a living? Just asking...

 

[bsergi1]

Yeah, it shows. It still sucks regardless if you can see the face or not.

Huni, I thought you had me on mute. Amazing how you can turn that off and on like that. Now, you are sticking up for the Dark guy? Doesn't anybody stick up for Scouries? For Christ's sake (sorry, SR71PLT), it's his thread. Show some respect.

 

[bsergi1]

Wait a minute. I'm not real if I don't work outside my house for a living? Just asking...

If you earned real money, you are a real person. If your husband was outside the house earning real money while you were home raising his kids, that for sure, counts, too. Psst. I think Scouries earns the Monolpy money pimping out the dolphins to the tourists.

 

[sr71plt]

Show some respect.

Oh, Scouries gets all the respect he earns here. Absolutely fascinating what's happened to his thread, though.

 

[Darkniciad]

Shut the fuck up about the fonts. Its all about the picture. Low-budget? I think Sarahhh's working with no budget! You go, girl! Maybe Freddie should have thrown the $5,000 her way, then should could have added curls under that habit.

When you go out of your way to blast a self-important person's name in a huge font, covering the image, then the font matters. Actually, the font matters anyway, but it's especially relevant in this case.

When the title of the book is in an ugly, jagged font, it matters.

That being said, as SR71 continues to point out, these covers are perfect for the stories that they're supposed to represent -- loud, egomaniacal works of poorly constructed fiction.

 

[sr71plt]

That being said, as SR71 continues to point out, these covers are perfect for the stories that they're supposed to represent -- loud, egomaniacal works of poorly constructed fiction.

Well, I'm glad somebody understood the point I was making. The covers are perfect.

 

[bsergi1]

When you go out of your way to blast a self-important person's name in a huge font, covering the image, then the font matters. Actually, the font matters anyway, but it's especially relevant in this case.

When the title of the book is in an ugly, jagged font, it matters.

That being said, as SR71 continues to point out, these covers are perfect for the stories that they're supposed to represent -- loud, egomaniacal works of poorly constructed fiction.

Wow! You really do care. Maybe you should be in politics and fight for what's right. I will assume you aren't voting for any of the covers. Well, I can see you aren't going to vote for any of the fonts on the covers. How do you feel about the picture portraiting the subject of the book? I think the pictures are right on the mark. You are just hung up on the fonts. Can I assume you are a graphic artist, besides a writer?

 

[bsergi1]

Oh, are you familiar with "Amazing Face" by chance? And scouries' story "A Nun Falls" perhaps?

Hey, I like that Bible Tails site you gave us a link for!

Feel free to jump right in on the Bible discussions. Ace (sr71plt) is somewhat reluctant to share his religious revelations with us. He teaches Bible to a group of professors I'll have you know, from his very own book.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg

LOVE it, Girl! You out did yourself on this one. I'm sure the catholic boys out there are lovin it, too.

 

[michchick98]

Huni, I thought you had me on mute. Amazing how you can turn that off and on like that. Now, you are sticking up for the Dark guy? Doesn't anybody stick up for Scouries? For Christ's sake (sorry, SR71PLT), it's his thread. Show some respect.

I don't have you on ignore. I simply don't answer you most of the time. As for showing some respect, I'll show Scourahh respect when he shows everyone else, including me, respect.

 

[scouries]

freddie It still pisses you off that a fan sent me a check for $5,000, huh? Why does that bother you so?

The poor baby has never got over your FIVE GRAND and my ROYALTIES. I think it’s $ENIS ENVY. Sad really.

QUOTE danikat I'm not real if I don't work outside my house for a living?

Personally I’d describe you as surreal but I must say that its a delight to see the lovely danikat visiting.

So do you like my new book covers that the wonderful sarahh designed? I think you’d be pretty smart to hire the lovely young girl to do a makeover of yours.


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg


I’m james r scouries and I love the new covers …

[size=+2]Dolphins think sarahhh rocks …[/size]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1milk.jpg

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

freddie It still pisses you off that a fan sent me a check for $5,000, huh? Why does that bother you so?

The poor baby has never got over your FIVE GRAND and my ROYALTIES. I think it’s $ENIS ENVY. Sad really.

QUOTE danikat I'm not real if I don't work outside my house for a living?

Personally I’d describe you as surreal but I must say that its a delight to see the lovely danikat visiting.

So do you like my new book covers that the wonderful sarahh designed? I think you’d be pretty smart to hire the lovely young girl to do a makeover of yours.


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg


I’m james r scouries and I love the new covers …

[size=+2]Dolphins think sarahhh rocks …[/size]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1milk.jpg

Yes, I feel bad for the poor, old, gay man. I say we take up a collection for him so that he doesn't have to toil over writing so many gay books to make a dollar.

I mean, he'd have to write 20 best sellers to sell 40 books. Surely, that won't buy him very much.

What do you say, Scouries? I'll kick in five grand. Where should I send the money, Drone? What is the address of your nursing home or is it a mental institution. No matter, only will they allow you to have cash?

 

[scouries]

And for those of you who haven’t read “A Nun Falls” what the heck are you waiting for? It’s a beautifully written tale of love and romance… of rape … of the love of a father for a religious sister … of a father who watches his little girl through a one way mirror …

… On LITEROTICA its already sold 136,925 copies and has passed the 900 vote mark and is threatening to become another member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

Just click below…

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A Nun Falls

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And then read…enjoy…vote…comment

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg

I’m james r scouries and I love the new covers …

[size=+2]Dolphins think nuns look like penguins …[/size]

 

[bsergi1]

And then read…enjoy…vote…comment


I’m james r scouries and I love the new covers …

[size=+2]Dolphins think nuns look like penguins …[/size][/QUOTE]

Jim. how was the 85 degree weather yesterday? Find any chickies with a heart on their chest? Did you get dance?