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[sr71plt]

No, it doesn't suck to be me. I am constantly surrounded my people. I'm constantly on the go. For my car to be parked in the driveway for an entire day is very unusual. I'm surprised that my neighbors haven't called to check on me. I happened to take a day for myself today. Tomorrow I start all over again with a bazillion people around me.

My life changed in November and a friend convinced me to get my first PC. Its truly a coincidence that I happened upon this website. Lets call it karma. Why does your paranoid little self still think I'm an alt?

Ah returning to that November first PC story--the one about the husband just being thrown out--which was later changed to 1977 and has been followed by wishing you can "pick up chicks" with Scouries down in Florida, England.

Quite a confusing life an alt must lead.

 

[sr71plt]

bsergi1: Getting back to the snit that brought you on this thread to begin with, although I don't agree that I overindulge in it, I thought you might like to see a quote from what another poster, DeeZire, has posted to another thread in the AH today:

"A peculiar aspect of posting at the "Author's Hangout" is that everyone is expected to be competent with language. ("Authors" - get it?) Correcting spelling, or toying with misused language is part of what goes on here.

 

[bsergi1]

bsergi1: Getting back to the snit that brought you on this thread to begin with, although I don't agree that I overindulge in it, I thought you might like to see a quote from what another poster, DeeZire, has posted to another thread in the AH today:

"A peculiar aspect of posting at the "Author's Hangout" is that everyone is expected to be competent with language. ("Authors" - get it?) Correcting spelling, or toying with misused language is part of what goes on here.

You really are working way to hard on this, hun. But, maybe its good for someone to keep you on your toes. I think you like it there anyway.

Please stop dragging (get it?) innocent people into your puzzle. Maybe DeeZire is going to like the publicity, maybe they don't want to be included in the game (get it?). Was that person on here, too, at one time? Did you bully that person enough to make them stop writing? Where's your sense of encouragement? Don't make me bring out the mean Queen, I like this one.

If you really want to spend your time doing something important, go back and find my first post, snit, as you called it, and read it again. I think you will find it was about something you said or did. Then, look at the date of the quote above. If it was before November, it wasn't me.

I think I choose my words very carefully, even though I can't spell for shit, but I told Scouries is wished I was with him in the 85 degree weather. I didn't say anything about picking up chicks. That was his line. And, is he, or is he not in Miami? I know if I had a choice to winter somewhere, it would be Miami, not England (sorry Mum).

 

[sarahhh]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1milk.jpg


May I simply say dear [size=+2]sarahhh [/size] that you are wonderful!

If only LITEROTICA had a few more people as fine as you...

Jim

I’m james r scouries and I just love this girl …

[size=+2]Dolphins love her too…[/size]

...how did you get that picture of sis anyway?

Oh, you're so sweet, Jim!

Hey, so I'll do some more covers for you. I'll do one I know Ace will like, and if he says he doesn't, we'll know he's lying, as usual.

 

[interesting12]

Amazing. I'll try to keep that in mind.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, you're so sweet, Jim!

Hey, so I'll do some more covers for you. I'll do one I know Ace will like, and if he says he doesn't, we'll know he's lying, as usual.

I like all of your covers--for the imaginary books. Illuminates them perfectly, I think.

 

[sarahhh]

Amazing. I'll try to keep that in mind.

Oh, are you familiar with "Amazing Face" by chance? And scouries' story "A Nun Falls" perhaps?

Hey, I like that Bible Tails site you gave us a link for!

Feel free to jump right in on the Bible discussions. Ace (sr71plt) is somewhat reluctant to share his religious revelations with us. He teaches Bible to a group of professors I'll have you know, from his very own book.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg

 

[sarahhh]

And then, in the afternoon, I'm singing in the Virginia Oratorio Society's concert of Haydn's Creation.

Well, I bet that got you contemplating the creation as told in Genesis, 'eh?

So Ace, how old is the earth, anyway?

And how long has man been on the earth? I'm mostly interested in a Cro-Magnon man such as yourself.

 

[lloyd_5]

Oh, are you familiar with "Amazing Face" by chance? And scouries' story "A Nun Falls" perhaps?

Hey, I like that Bible Tails site you gave us a link for!

Feel free to jump right in on the Bible discussions. Ace (sr71plt) is somewhat reluctant to share his religious revelations with us. He teaches Bible to a group of professors I'll have you know, from his very own book.

If there is another way to be gratiously offensive, I wouldn't know. I don't know how anyone who purports to support free speech, freedom to hold any sexual or religious views could post such offensive and poisonous vitriol. sarahhh - you should be ashamed of yourself.

An apology is in order, but I don't think your morality understands your offence.

 

[freshface]

Church was this morning. All afternoon was the concert I sang in--three hours of it. Then dinner at a nice restaurant.

What to alts do on a Sunday?

So did you find that high note you were worried about?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

If there is another way to be gratiously offensive, I wouldn't know. I don't know how anyone who purports to support free speech, freedom to hold any sexual or religious views could post such offensive and poisonous vitriol. sarahhh - you should be ashamed of yourself.

An apology is in order, but I don't think your morality understands your offence.

Ah, now there's an oddly familar word, "vitriol" that harkens me back to a certain someone. Let me think. Who was it that used that word, "vitriol" more than once?

Was it...Freshface? Nah, she's just an alt? Surely, this wasn't the first time that I heard the word from you, another alt, Lloyd5. I've heard the word before, but where?

It gets confusing after a while with all these alts fouling up the board.

Oh, of course, I remember now. It was...who else, vitriol himself, SR71.

Uhm, Drone, you've been exposed again with all the anger, rage, and ire that is "vitriol".

I am Bostonfictionwriter, one of the few here who does not have an alternate ego. Egad, I couldn't fit another one of me. One is enough, don't you think?

Hey, Drone, your vitriol is showing and it's not a pretty sight.

By the way, 40 years ago, you purport that you flew (ahem) a super sonic plane? How the Hell old are you anyway. Gees, if my math is correct that makes you older than...Boxlicker. Holy shit. Now, anyone who is older than Boxlicker is...well, to put it bluntly...fucking old.

Now, why would a 70-year-old man want to hang around a site with...young people, such as me, Sarahhh, Scouries, and the beautiful, but grammatically impaired, Queen of Hearts?

Are they not playing shuffleboard at the old age home anymore?

Shouldn't you be hanging around people your own age, Drone, namely, old fucking people? Listen, you've hogged the Internet connection long enough. Let some of the other old people at the nursing home use it. Give someone else a chance.

Oh, and Drone, you forgot to put your teeth in this morning.

And your vitriol is showing again, I'm afraid.

 

[sr71plt]

So Ace, how old is the earth, anyway?

I think it's as old as dirt.

Why more of the silly questions?

 

[sr71plt]

So did you find that high note you were worried about?

Yes, but I had to go with falsetto. I used to be able to hit it in the normal register.

 

[sr71plt]

By the way, 40 years ago, you purport that you flew (ahem) a super sonic plane? How the Hell old are you anyway. Gees, if my math is correct that makes you older than...Boxlicker. Holy shit. Now, anyone who is older than Boxlicker is...well, to put it bluntly...fucking old.

Now, why would a 70-year-old man want to hang around a site with...young people, such as me, Sarahhh, Scouries, and the beautiful, but grammatically impaired, Queen of Hearts?

I'll be 61 in July. I rounded up on the 40 years. I started having an interesting life early--some, of course, never get around to having a life at all and are left making up backstories and spilling out their bitterness on Internet chat boards. tsk, tsk.

Still have those illegal book covers up on your profile here, Freddie?

Got your $5,000 sympathy check yet for coming in second in the survivor's contest again this past year?

Oh, take a moment and go read that wonderful review of my coauthored Tree of Idleness up on the top thread here. Got any reviews of your work to share with us? And my M/F Blue Roses Tattoo is now #4 best-seller on the eXcessica list at Fictionwise. Be sure not to miss that as you seem confused on the genres I write in.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yes, but I had to go with falsetto. I used to be able to hit it in the normal register.

Speaking of notes, I think I struck a chord.

So, Drone, you freely admit that you are...70 and live in a nursing home.

I figured as much. That explains why you are always here.

I didn't know they had the Internet in the rubber room. Speaking of rubber, what's that smell? Did you forget to wear your plastic pants again?

It's funny, whenever I hit the bullseye with you, you ignore me. Whenever you ignore me is when I know that I've gotten to you an brought out your "vitroil".

Careful now, don't smash that mirror, you'll get 7 years bad luck and with someone at your advance age, that could mean bad luck for the rest of your life.

You dropped your walker, Drone. Let me kick it out of the way so you don't trip over it when you fall on your face.

 

[sr71plt]

So, Drone, you freely admit that you are...70 and live in a nursing home.

Ummm, no. Do try to keep up with the thread, Freddie.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'll be 61 in July. I rounded up on the 40 years. I started having an interesting life early--some, of course, never get around to having a life at all and are left making up backstories and spilling out their bitterness on Internet chat boards. tsk, tsk.

Still have those illegal book covers up on your profile here, Freddie?

Got your $5,000 sympathy check yet for coming in second in the survivor's contest again this past year?

Oh, take a moment and go read that wonderful review of my coauthored Tree of Idleness up on the top thread here. Got any reviews of your work to share with us? And my M/F Blue Roses Tattoo is now #4 best-seller on the eXcessica list at Fictionwise. Be sure not to miss that as you seem confused on the genres I write in.

It still pisses you off that a fan sent me a check for $5,000, huh? Why does that bother you so? Oh, I get it, you'd have to sell a shitload of those little nasty books you peddle.

Perhaps, if you wrote something other than gayola stories, maybe you'd have fans, too. Maybe, you wouldn't have to write your own reviews. Maybe you wouldn't have to write two dozen little gay books in the course of a year. You're a pathetic old man. If you admit to being 61, how the Hell old are you really? C'mon, I see you left out your Geritol and prune juice.

Do you expect me to believe that the US Air Force would turn over a super sonic SR71 to a 21-year-old? Don't you have to at least be a Captain to fly such a highly advanced plane? I suppose you were the youngest Captain in the airforce, huh?

So, now you have a best seller? What does that mean in real numbers that you sold 2 books?

I'm not confused with all the genres you write. Let's see, there's all the gay posts you make and then there's all the gay stories you write and lastly there are the gay books that you have authored. I think I have your genres targeted, you old, gay man.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something not right when someone has to belittle others to make him feel...less gay, as you do.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ummm, no. Do try to keep up with the thread, Freddie.

You forget that I have a life and am not confined to a nursing home.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I do find it of interest, Drone, that whenever I'm about your alts disappear.

Don't you realize they all have the same style, diction, and meter, ergo voice?

It's difficult not to believe that they are not you when they all have the same...gay voice.

 

[sr71plt]

It still pisses you off that a fan sent me a check for $5,000, huh?

No, what I think in that regard is that you must be so unfamiliar with big sums of money that you overshot your little lie on that, which helped identify it as a lie. I don't think you have much of a concept of what $50 is, let alone $5,000.

And if you'd paid any attention to how fascinated folks around here are with my background--paying no attention to my frequent statement that it's fine for me if posters here just go on what they can actually see of what I do--my stories here; my readily available erotica books--you'd know that I've more than once explained that I didn't fly the sr71 for the Air Force.

I recommend my Flying High to you (you can't come close to me on being open and forthcoming on this board)--and once again note that I don't think that the problem is that my life has been too big rather that yours has been too small.

Who do you think you're fooling or impressing with your pathetically bitter posts?

 

[sr71plt]

I do find it of interest, Drone, that whenever I'm about your alts disappear.

Don't you realize they all have the same style, diction, and meter, ergo voice?

It's difficult not to believe that they are not you when they all have the same...gay voice.

Like you claim, I have no alts here. That "same style, diction, and meter" might just be that they are real writers and simply handle English well.

 

[sr71plt]

You forget that I have a life and am not confined to a nursing home.

Sadly, I couldn't grant you either of those assertions.

 

[freshface]

I do find it of interest, Drone, that whenever I'm about your alts disappear.

Don't you realize they all have the same style, diction, and meter, ergo voice?

It's difficult not to believe that they are not you when they all have the same...gay voice.

Fascinating... Have fun down the rabbit hole.

 

[sr71plt]

Fascinating... Have fun down the rabbit hole.

OOO, I missed that "gay voice" dig. Which is hilarious. Because no poster on this board has a "voice" as close to a highstrung, effeminate closet queen as whining Freddie has.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, what I think in that regard is that you must be so unfamiliar with big sums of money that you overshot your little lie on that, which helped identify it as a lie. I don't think you have much of a concept of what $50 is, let alone $5,000.

And if you'd paid any attention to how fascinated folks around here are with my background--paying no attention to my frequent statement that it's fine for me if posters here just go on what they can actually see of what I do--my stories here; my readily available erotica books--you'd know that I've more than once explained that I didn't fly the sr71 for the Air Force.

I recommend my Flying High to you (you can't come close to me on being open and forthcoming on this board)--and once again note that I don't think that the problem is that my life has been too big rather that yours has been too small.

Who do you think you're fooling or impressing with your pathetically bitter posts?

Easy there, fella. You're getting all riled up. That little vein is protruding from your forehead and your face is really red. Here have a sip of water. Oops, my fault, sorry, it was urine. You must admit, it was funny, huh?

Anyway, whatever, I don't care what you believe or don't believe about me. At least I don't have to bust my ass writing little piss ant gay books for the few lousy dollars you earn. Good luck to all your writing endeavors. I see that they are working well to calm you, actually, not really, kind of, not at all.

Maybe you should take one of those anger management classes. Boy, you just scratch the surface with you and you turn into a screaming little gayola.

Listen, I'm going to go away now because you are really still upset that someone gave me $5,000. I don't see it as a big issue. Like I wrote last year, I donated the money to the shelter. Do you have any idea how many meals and how many people $5,000 feeds?

Apparently, you don't because you are more concerned with scratching a living by writing your little pansy books.