Today, March 14 is national steak and blowjob day.

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In case you haven't heard of this, it is the male answer to Valentines day which takes place on Feb 14th.

National steak and blowjob day is a special day set aside for all of the ladies to show their appreciation for their man in a way that a man can truly appreciate.

There is no reciprocal favor taking place, it's simply a loving act of giving. In the form of a delicious steak dinner followed up by a blowjob.

So have a wonderful steak and blowjob day everyone. :eek:
 
In case you haven't heard of this, it is the male answer to Valentines day which takes place on Feb 14th.

National steak and blowjob day is a special day set aside for all of the ladies to show their appreciation for their man in a way that a man can truly appreciate.

There is no reciprocal favor taking place, it's simply a loving act of giving. In the form of a delicious steak dinner followed up by a blowjob.

So have a wonderful steak and blowjob day everyone. :eek:

:rolleyes:

What if you had steaks and blowjobs for valentines day?
 
Why can't you do both? K got me flowers and chocolate, and we had a steak dinner and both of us had a treat that night.

Meh, I sat around at home alone just like I'll do again tonight. This was really just a reminder for those who have someone.
 
Meh, I sat around at home alone just like I'll do again tonight. This was really just a reminder for those who have someone.

Well, honestly, my dad died two days before valentines day. We spent that day driving to California. Joy.

On the funny side, when I got there my sisters were giving my mom a valentines day gift. They'd all signed a card and my fourteen year old sister signed it 'i love you with the rest of my heart'. Mom said 'the rest of your heart?' and O said 'the part that's not taken by Joshy!' (her boyfriend). Mom laughed and play shoved her. I said 'why didn't i get to sign that?' and mom handed it to me and said 'you wont' be as funny as O's' so I signed it 'i love you more than O'. LOL
 
*sigh* Why isn't my man here when I need him?

On the other hand, I didn't get flowers and chocolate for V-day, but I'm down with steak and reciprocating pleasures if he is. :D
 
Yay, I actually had steak for dinner tonight! Oh, wait, you're meaning I should give it to a guy. Oh well, maybe next year. And seeing as it's now actually March 15 (beware the Ides of March!!!) here, I'm guessing the blow job is out now, too. Dang it! :rolleyes:
 
Yay, I actually had steak for dinner tonight! Oh, wait, you're meaning I should give it to a guy. Oh well, maybe next year. And seeing as it's now actually March 15 (beware the Ides of March!!!) here, I'm guessing the blow job is out now, too. Dang it! :rolleyes:

How fast can you get here?
 
No BJ. We just had sex twice. And no steak either... he wanted chicken parmagiana! Which he got, so, really, the making-him-happy vibe of the day was fulfilled.
 
Today is also Pi Day for the mathematically inclined out there. ;)

Yeah! That's what I was grooving on.

My man isn't much into blow jobs and anyway he is at work. I'm a veggie but he IS into steaks. That's something he'll have to let his best friend, rosy help him with though, not me.

LOL.

BTW, he claims he has the BEST Valentines day ever this year. Why? He got a new guitar.

Never mind the romantic / kinky get nights or weekends in hotel rooms we've had the past, hell no. That axe was the THANG.

Go figure.

:rose:
 
Apparently not fast enough... My time and space traveling abilities aren't quite what they used to be. :(

I always wish I had the ability to transport myself somewhere. I cannot tell you how many times I've wished for that ability.
 
I always wish I had the ability to transport myself somewhere. I cannot tell you how many times I've wished for that ability.

Oh me too. After being over here for three years and always being the "unique" one (not a soldier and not married to a soldier), I'm incredibly homesick for some normality in the community I live in. I most definitely would have teleported myself back to the states if I could have for a little bit!
 
Had I remembered, I would have gotten Sir to have a steak at the munch yesterday...
 
*jumps up and down*

We definitely need subbie transporter day.

Oh and FF, I know it wasn't directed at me but exchange those pasties for nipple clamps with the g string. *sigh*
 
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