An Edible Excretion Experience

[_Lynn_]

I ran across this the other day.

The Modern Toilet.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You ran across it and I'll just run away. Bleagh!

 

[_Lynn_]

You ran across it and I'll just run away. Bleagh!

You wouldn't be game to try it?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've eaten a lot of odd things, some of which I shot. However, never in all my culinary experimentation was it ever suggested that the nether end of the alimentary canal could in any way enhance the experience of the top. No, I wouldn't be game to try. Uh-uh. Nope, Not-a-chance. Fuggedaboudit. Never. No bloody way. In a pig's eye, etc . . .

 

[_Lynn_]

I've eaten a lot of odd things, some of which I shot. However, never in all my culinary experimentation was it ever suggested that the nether end of the alimentary canal could in any way enhance the experience of the top. No, I wouldn't be game to try. Uh-uh. Nope, Not-a-chance. Fuggedaboudit. Never. No bloody way. In a pig's eye, etc . . .

I would. It's regular foods, odd names, strange place settings, but unique.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm married to a laboratory microbiologist. Lab people have the most disgusting sense of humor on the planet. The things they think are funny would curdle your stomach and curl your hair. This would be right up her alley!.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm married to a laboratory microbiologist. Lab people have the most disgusting sense of humor on the planet. The things they think are funny would curdle your stomach and curl your hair. This would be right up her alley!.

It's different, yes. I'd still go there.

 

[TE999]

It's different, yes. I'd still go there.

It's not like you're eating from a real toilet or drinking from a real urinal (some folks do, but that's another thread topic) and the food's prolly good. I'd give it a shot. It's rather bizarre, tho.

I wonder if they use toilet paper for napkins?

 

[slyc_willie]

It's not like you're eating from a real toilet or drinking from a real urinal (some folks do, but that's another thread topic) and the food's prolly good. I'd give it a shot. It's rather bizarre, tho.

I wonder if they use toilet paper for napkins?

I wonder what the bathrooms look like.

Paper plates to wipe with? Toilets shaped like serving platters? Urinals like coffee mugs?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I don't, repeat don't want to know.

 

[slyc_willie]

I don't, repeat don't want to know.

Ah, but you know, you just KNOW, that they have a drink on the menu called something like Urine For A Surprise.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Uh-huh.

 

[_Lynn_]

Ah, but you know, you just KNOW, that they have a drink on the menu called something like Urine For A Surprise.

Cute

 

[_Anna_]

"...got his idea from the Japanese robot cartoon character Jichiwawa, who loves to play with excrement and swirl it on a stick."

What. The. A robot with a poop fetish? Now I've heard everything.

 

[slyc_willie]

Cute

Hey, that's what I'd call it.

"...got his idea from the Japanese robot cartoon character Jichiwawa, who loves to play with excrement and swirl it on a stick."

What. The. A robot with a poop fetish? Now I've heard everything.

Considering that it's anime, I doubt it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"...got his idea from the Japanese robot cartoon character Jichiwawa, who loves to play with excrement and swirl it on a stick."

What. The. A robot with a poop fetish? Now I've heard everything.

I'll stick with tentacles, if y'all don't mind.

 

[TE999]

"...got his idea from the Japanese robot cartoon character Jichiwawa, who loves to play with excrement and swirl it on a stick."

What. The. A robot with a poop fetish? Now I've heard everything.

Think Bender with night soil instead of booze.

 

[_Lynn_]

Hey, that's what I'd call it.



Considering that it's anime, I doubt it.

Check this

 

[TE999]

I wonder what the bathrooms look like.

Paper plates to wipe with? Toilets shaped like serving platters? Urinals like coffee mugs?

I wonder how many patrons confuse the kitchen with the bathroom?

 

[slyc_willie]

Check this

LOL. Nice . . . .

Toilets for chairs. Should'a known.

Not to mention corn in the toilet both before and after you eat . . . .

Okay, I'm having too much fun with this.

 

[_Lynn_]

I wonder how many patrons confuse the kitchen with the bathroom?

Check the other link I just put out. It all looks like a bathroom.

 

[slyc_willie]

I wonder how many patrons confuse the kitchen with the bathroom?

Would it matter?

 

[TE999]

Would it matter?

Evidently not.

It's not a place to order a Pu-Pu Platter.

 

[_Lynn_]

LOL. Nice . . . .

Toilets for chairs. Should'a known.

Not to mention corn in the toilet both before and after you eat . . . .

Okay, I'm having too much fun with this.

I chuckled when I saw it too.

 

[slyc_willie]

Evidently not.

It's not a place to order a Pu-Pu Platter.

Actually, it's the place to order it.