You?ll makee her so hap-py shee?ll scerw you all nihgt loong

[NoJo]

A simlpe piill caan cahnge yoour lifee foreevr

Jesus, haven't these email spammers ever heard of spellcheck?

 

[TxRad]

Jesus, haven't these email spammers ever heard of spellcheck?

That's what happens when you use to much of your own product. Your dick keeps hitting the keyboard while you type. Huntin pecker style

 

[neonlyte]

Jesus, haven't these email spammers ever heard of spellcheck? - A simlpe piill caan cahnge yoour lifee foreevr

It's Scottish:

A limpet pie can'a change yor life e' fore heather

 

[Safe_Bet]

I especially like the "make your dick bigger" ones that they send me...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

In all seriousness (snerk, serious spam ), they do that intentionally to avoid spam filters on email accounts.

 

[oggbashan]

In all seriousness (snerk, serious spam ), they do that intentionally to avoid spam filters on email accounts.

And if you try to sue them for false representation they can claim that they didn't actually say what you thought they said...

Og

 

[Chantilyvamp]

That's what happens when you use to much of your own product. Your dick keeps hitting the keyboard while you type. Huntin pecker style

bwahahahaha *wipes tears* I you Tx!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Elniorasssman Tecegiper
I collect these garbled names, in one file.

One day I got; Christian Williams and Verna Pagan, in one go. Plot bunny!

 

[DesertPirate]

Makes you wonder if they have contests to see who has the funniest mis-spellings


Or else Tx is right

 

[Goldie Munro]

It's Scottish:

A limpet pie can'a change yor life e' fore heather

Hey I like limpet pie but I won't change my life for anyone never mind Heather

 

[Stella_Omega]

Makes you wonder if they have contests to see who has the funniest mis-spellings


Or else Tx is right

You realise, that would mean their snake-oils WORK.

 

[DesertPirate]

You realise, that would mean their snake-oils WORK.

When I see a third of the women suddenly walking bow legged and glassy eyed, I might believe that stuff works

 

[voluptuary_manque]

When I see a third of the women suddenly walking bow legged and glassy eyed, I might believe that stuff works

I live for that day!