I have owned my last Dodge/Chrysler

Bert Notorius

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They just as well close the doors. I'm not buying another. If they start giving them away...nah. No thanks.
 
You get yourself a lemon? What model did you have exactly? I haven't heard good things about Dodge trucks.
 
Eh, I'd probably take one if they were giving them away. ;)
 
one of my old bosses had a dodge truck with a door that fell off every couple of months. the fuckers built the door with the bolt upside so it would eventually just work its way out and then gravity took over. pure fucking genius.
 
You couldnt give me another of the big three cars. I am fixing this fucking trailblazer I have right now and off to toyota I go. FUCK THE BIG THREE/
 
WTF someone actually bought a Caliber.

WHY?????????????????

Because it's really really fun to drive, plows through snow like it's not there, 6- speed auto stick, AWD, 6 speaker Boston acoustic/6 cd player, sunroof, and I like it..

The unlimited powertrain warranty is nice too..

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/welcome-2007-dodge-caliber-3.jpg

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/welcome-2007-dodge-caliber-2.jpg

http://www.autobytel.com/images/2007/Dodge/Caliber_Staff/400/07_Dodge_Caliber_19.jpg

http://www.autobytel.com/images/2007/Dodge/Caliber_Staff/400/07_Dodge_Caliber_35.jpg
 
they do BOGOF on dodge calibres in this country

still cant sell the pieces of shit

they look like crappily built kitcars
 
Hmm

one of my old bosses had a dodge truck with a door that fell off every couple of months. the fuckers built the door with the bolt upside so it would eventually just work its way out and then gravity took over. pure fucking genius.
The same engineers who used to put left-handed threads on the left side lug nuts so they wouldn't back off when we drove?

I used to love Chrysler products but they have really cheapened in the last couple of decades. Just got rid of a Concorde with only 113K miles. It was falling apart mechanically. Should have gotten rid of it one year sooner.

Still nothing better than a hemi engine though!
 
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Killed TWO transmissions in her 1995 Caravan. Other than that, it wasn't too bad.

It took me 2 days to replace the plugs in my '96 Grand Caravan. When I was done my arms were bloody to the elbows. My son took it to Florida with 5 other kids. When he got home, the front left wheel fell off in the driveway.
 
They are trying to drum up interest in a new Chrysler.
They are making people compete for use of a Chrysler mini van,
for two years. They are promising wireless and a free PS 3 and an ipod.
 
They just as well close the doors. I'm not buying another. If they start giving them away...nah. No thanks.

my sentiments exactly. Every one I've had has had transmission problems. The car I have now only has about 95K and the transmission is messing up. :mad:
 
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