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[scouries]

All I can say ACE is that I’ve been advised by

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Her ROYAL MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL

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that in spite of all your talk about 20 books here and 22 books there you have not received one cent in ROYALTIES for the so called books you’ve published on this site.

And I must also add that its hard to argue with freddies logic on this one. Twenty books in a year? C’mon ACE, a 3,000 word Gay hook-up tale IS NOT a book. Even on Fire Island!

I remember when you arrived here in AH land. In those days you at least had a little bit of intellectual honesty. But now?

Sad really…

I’m james r scouries and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins write longer “books” than our pal ace… and outsell him…[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

All I can say ACE is that I’ve been advised by

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that in spite of all your talk about 20 books here and 22 books there you have not received one cent in ROYALTIES for the so called books you’ve published on this site.

And I must also add that its hard to argue with freddies logic on this one. Twenty books in a year? C’mon ACE, a 3,000 word Gay hook-up tale IS NOT a book. Even on Fire Island!

I remember when you arrived here in AH land. In those days you at least had a little bit of intellectual honesty. But now?

Sad really…

I’m james r scouries and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins write longer “books” than our pal ace… and outsell him…[/size]

No, I don't receive royalties from this site. But then, neither do you. Only one of us is being dumb about this, though.

And as far as I can tell, you arrived here without a bit of intellectual honesty--so, even if what you said was true--and so little of what you say is true--in that race, I'd still be well ahead, nicht wahr?

Interesting thing that--that neither you nor Freddie seem to want to talk about the books you actually have published (and studiously avoid following the links I've provided to some of my own). Who do you think you're fooling other than your blow-up doll?

Cheers. I hope you are enjoying this as much as I am.

Truth be known, you, just like Freddie, don't have a peashooter to bring to a gunfight either, do you?

 

[michchick98]

All I can say ACE is that I’ve been advised by

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that in spite of all my talk I have not received one cent in ROYALTIES for anything I've published on this site.

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[Selena_Kitt]

You mentioned that you have 20 books scheduled for next year. I wonder what kind of quality 20 books would have written every two and a half weeks.

Mr/s. I Wrote HOW Many Pointless Stroke Stories For Survivor Last Year?

I think your pot or kettle is decidedly black.

In the meantime, you dropped your pink panties.

Those were yours, Fredericka. You're the one with the identity crisis.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hi, it’s Gabby

OMG! Is that really you [size=+2]freddie [/size]? Where have you been? Surely you didn’t go to Antarctica with the pilot…

We’ve missed you! And by WE I mean the thousands and thousands of readers who visit LITEROTICA every day. Readers who, over the past two years, had come to expect and enjoy the brilliant offerings that spilled from the pen of BOSTONFICTIONWRITER.

We need you [size=+2]freddie [/size]! The QUEEN needs you! MANU needs you!

And your public needs you.

Come back [size=+2]freddie [/size], please cum back.

BTW – how’s little POLO?

THE Gabster…

Doesn't it just make you feel like "Elvis is in the House!" The crowd goes wild!

You guys are so funny!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Mr/s. I Wrote HOW Many Pointless Stroke Stories For Survivor Last Year?

I think your pot or kettle is decidedly black.




Those were yours, Fredericka. You're the one with the identity crisis.

Even your comebacks lack originality, Selena.

I've read some of your stories, Selena, they suck. Trust me, you're not a better writer than me.

Now, when I wrote my more than 600 stories, I was writing them mostly for me and for the feedback from this site, lastly for the Survivor Contest. You're just jealous that I out did you two years in a row. Ace pretends that he is the great American novelist. He's not.

The difference between Ace and me, besides the obvious that he's gay and I'm not, is that I know my limitations. He believes the press releases he writes. I'm still growing as a writer, Ace thinks he's already there. Moreover, I don't give two shits if I'm ever published. Truth be told I am published. Yet, that was never my ultimate goal.

When truth be told, you are not pregnant, but some fat unemployed lady in Detroit, I'm a rich lottery winner who doesn't need the few dollars received from E-books that Ace lives on to buy his food at the local convenience store, and lastly, Ace, even though he claims he's not, is a gay man.

If you suck a cock, you're gay. You're not bi-sexual. You're gay. The fact that Ace has one foot in and one foot out of the closet tells me that he is ashamed of that fact that he's a gay man. He calls me a homophobic, but he's the one who lies about being gay. I could care less if he's a fag. That's his business. Hey, if he wants to be a homo, that's up to him (lol).

("He'll really have his panties in a bunch when he reads this.")

Still, all of this shit doesn't matter to me because the two of you are...nuts.

I am who I am. I've never lied about who I am. I'm me. Like me or not, I'm Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter. It must burn your ass, Selena that you never earned a green E, huh? Shit, even Ace has half a dozen green E's. Certainly, I would have had more green E's had I not pissed Laurel off and she told me that. She said I was too negative and too combative. Yet, when you have a whacko shinning a flashlight up my ass whenever I make a post, it's difficult not to be combative when defending myself.

Now, if I was running a publisher empire the way that you pretend that you are, I certainly wouldn't be wasting my time and energy posting on this board more than 11,500 times. I'd be writing and helping my authors make money.

Ace thinks that we all want to follow in his footsteps. He thinks our ultimate dream is to write E-books that no one reads and no one buys. Good luck to him. Everyone should live their fantasy, even you two tossers.

I have better things to do than to argue with cyber personalities and I certainly have better things to do than to hang around Scouries thread every day writing the same things over and again about how you don't believe him and how he is this or that. Sorry, Jim. You, Selena and Ace, along with a few other of the regulars who haunt this site, need to get a life.

Why not make your own thread instead of hijacking someone else's thread or is that too difficult for you to master. Apparently, neither of you possess the creativity of our friend Scouries to entertain the masses for as long as he has. He's done a wonderful job to continue to attract the likes of you and to maintain your limited interest. You'd rather hang off his coattails, as you do mine and pretend that you are offended by everything he writes.

I feel your pain. There is help for you, don't despair. There is medication that you both can take for your illnesses. You don't have to suffer with mental illness and it is nothing to be ashamed about. Get help. Good luck with the make believe baby.

 

[sr71plt]

That boils down to "I got nothin'."

 

[michchick98]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That boils down to "I got nothin'."

Well, Ace, I must give you credit. You certainly are a bigger man than I am to admit that you have nothing.

Listen, I feel bad and I don't want you to feel bad because you have nothin'.

One day, with a bit of hard work, you may have somethin'. Who knows, maybe if you can afford to buy a ticket, you may even win the lottery.

Just between you and me, get closer to the screen so no one else can hear. If you need a few dollars, I can give you some dough to help you out. I have more than enough money. Maybe, if you tell me where to find them, I can buy some of your gay books. Would that help?

I feel bad now. Gees, if I knew you were going to take my post like this, I would have pulled some punches.

Here's a roll of quarters. There's no one riding the airplane. Go grab it before a kid comes out of the market.

 

[michchick98]

I'd just like to annunce that

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has inaugurated a new thread On the FEEDBACK FORUM. It's called:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED by my alts LIST

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and the THREADMISTRESS of this new thread is none other than the beautiful and full of hot air Gabby, the blow up doll..

Her mission on this new thread is as follows:

[size=+2]THREADMASTERS STATEMENT OF INTENT[/size]

I have started this thread for the following reasons: One, to bring to the attention of all LITEROTICANS my over inflated ego, to go along with my oft over inflated assistant.

The Second (and more important goal) is to provide one free barf bag with every story I write.

Thirdly I hope the thread will encourage more people to realize I'm nothing but a delusional fuck-wit who isn't at the top of any other OFFICAL LITEROTICA LIST, so I have to create my own. The #1 complaint of all Literotica is the fact that I have no clue what I'm talking about. I stole their Monopoly money from them. I should try to learn how some of the greatest authors have managed to garner feedback that's actually from real people and not me or my alts.

Finally, I’d like to appeal to our readers directly: please ladies and gentlemen – if you have a weak stomach, don't read my stories. There's no way I can ever improve. ​

Please do all you can to support this wonderful girl in her efforts to keep from deflating daily.

I’m james r scouries and I need a new air pump…

[size=+2]Dolphins love the inflatable Gabster …[/size]

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[sr71plt]

Well, Ace, I must give you credit. You certainly are a bigger man than I am to admit that you have nothing.

Listen, I feel bad and I don't want you to feel bad because you have nothin'.

One day, with a bit of hard work, you may have somethin'. Who knows, maybe if you can afford to buy a ticket, you may even win the lottery.

Just between you and me, get closer to the screen so no one else can hear. If you need a few dollars, I can give you some dough to help you out. I have more than enough money. Maybe, if you tell me where to find them, I can buy some of your gay books. Would that help?

I feel bad now. Gees, if I knew you were going to take my post like this, I would have pulled some punches.

Here's a roll of quarters. There's no one riding the airplane. Go grab it before a kid comes out of the market.

At least you are consistent in missing (or ignoring) the point.

And (for the fourth time) what have you published where? I'm sure you can't be so ashamed of it that you won't point to it--since you've made such a point about what others publish.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

At least you are consistent in missing (or ignoring) the point.

And (for the fourth time) what have you published where? I'm sure you can't be so ashamed of it that you won't point to it--since you've made such a point about what others publish.

Sorry, Habu, you're the one who is waving their credits around. I never pretended to be a "great" writer. I'm just a guy who loves to write a story.

You're the one jumping all over my ass every time I make a post. I don't follow you around starting trouble. I mind my own business.

You claim I attacked you. I merely made an observation.

If it's all about publishing, then why are you here? Answer me that? If you're so professional and such a great writer, why waste your time here with us amateur writers?

Does it make you feel more important to tell everyone how great you are? Do you get excited when you correct someone's spelling or grammar? Is that all that you have to live your life for is to correct the mistakes of others?

Have you no charity in your heart? Instead of standing on your pedastal and pointing fun at others who are trying to learn the craft and experiment with stories, why not embrace them? Why not encourage Selena who obvious pales in comparison to your great (imagined) talent?

We are all here to write stories. Again, I need to remind you that this is not a literary board but a porn board and all writers, even you, are welcome here.

By the way, shouldn't you be writing another book? It's been more than two weeks since you've pumped out a best seller. I'm surprised you find the time to grace us with your presence.

So, tell me, what is Oprah really like?

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry, Habu, you're the one who is waving their credits around. I never pretended to be a "great" writer. I'm just a guy who loves to write a story.

Umm, no. Look up the line. You just hopped in with a nasty out-of-the-blue attack.

I've been very restrained about noting my credits--which go way beyond what you can trace from here just by following the links I provide in my signature line--and which YOU were the one who brought up.

Fifth time--let's see your publishing credits, hot shot.

We could go on with this forever--because it's just digging you deeper and deeper in the shit you are dishing out. You are such a sad man.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Umm, no. Look up the line. You just hopped in with a nasty out-of-the-blue attack.

I've been very restrained about noting my credits--which go way beyond what you can trace from here just by following the links I provide in my signature line--and which YOU were the one who brought up.

Fifth time--let's see your publishing credits, hot shot.

We could go on with this forever--because it's just digging you deeper and deeper in the shit you are dishing out. You are such a sad man.

Apparently, Ace, you write in English but don't comprehend it. You're the big time writer here. I've already written numerous times that I'm just a guy who loves to write stories. Now, why must you stick your publishing credits in my face. Does it make you feel superior that you've cornered the E-book market. My hat is off to you. Congratulations.

As I wrote before, not everyone wants to publish. Of course, if I was to seek publication, I'd want to publish a real book instead of an electronic book. I'd want a book that I could hold in my hand, autograph, give to my family and friends, and stick a copy on my bookcase.

Moreover, I'd want a book that, hopefully, some Hollywood producer would want to make a movie. I'd want a book like Frank McCort's Angela's Ashes. That's the kind of book that I'd like to write. Maybe one day. Frank was 62 when he published his 30 masterpiece. I still have plenty of time.

As far as publishing Ace, I can't compete with you. I have two measley E-books. The publisher wanted me to write a book a month. Why? So he could make money? The limited audience of E-books wasn't worth my time. I'd rather write my little stories. I'm happy writing whatever I want whenever I want. Now, if you are happy writing your E-books for prego Selena, than I'm happy for the two of you.

You do your thing and I'll do my thing. Only, I have a feeling, call it a hunch, that eventually, my thing will supersede your thing and I'm not talking about penises, Ace. So, don't get excited. When I do publish, it won't be another E-book. It will be a real book.

I still write me stories, but for another site. I still work at writing. I'm learning. I'm growing. I'm a better writer this year than I was last year and the previous year. Now, isn't that what it's all about? Yeah, I think so. Whatever you think of me, I don't care. I'm having a ball writing. I'm my own boss. I don't have to do the publisher's dance. Don't you have a deadline? Should you be writing something gay?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It' time you wrote you "real" great American novel instead of 4 dozen E-books.

 

[scouries]

so your stories sell how many copies????

QUOTE ace Cheers. I hope you are enjoying this as much as I am.

No my friend, I don’t think anyone enjoys shit disturbing as much as you do… but when you start sounding like misshick even I start to worry…

QUOTE ace Truth be known, you, just like Freddie, don't have a peashooter to bring to a gunfight either, do you?

We’ve had this conversation three or four times in the past year old boy. And yet, the strange thing is that it’s you who’s never willing to post his LITEROTICA numbers.

I post my sales monthly, quarterly and yearly. You don’t!

I report my votes and rating and sales in every contest I enter. You don’t!

My names appears on the MOST READ list, the ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS and MOST VOTES lists, the FAVORITEST AUTHOR list, the FAVORITEST STORY list etc., etc. Yours doesn’t!

I have 27 stories that have achieved BEST SELLER (100,000 sales) status here. Do you have any?

So big guy I challenge you – simply post the figures for your stories. Just go to your submission page and copy the figures and them paste them here. Then we’ll be able to compare peashooters.

No more talking man – lets see some action – put up or shut up!


I’m james r scouries and I’m man enough to post my numbers…

[size=+2]Dolphins write longer “books” than our pal ace… and outsell him…[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

As I wrote before, not everyone wants to publish. Of course, if I was to seek publication, I'd want to publish a real book instead of an electronic book. I'd want a book that I could hold in my hand, autograph, give to my family and friends, and stick a copy on my bookcase.

Good news. Most of my eXcessica books are available in print. Just go to Amazon.com.

As far as publishing Ace, I can't compete with you. I have two measley E-books. The publisher wanted me to write a book a month. Why? So he could make money? The limited audience of E-books wasn't worth my time. I'd rather write my little stories. I'm happy writing whatever I want whenever I want. Now, if you are happy writing your E-books for prego Selena, than I'm happy for the two of you.

Request #6: What books, where?

 

[sr71plt]

QUOTE ace Cheers. I hope you are enjoying this as much as I am.

No my friend, I don’t think anyone enjoys shit disturbing as much as you do… but when you start sounding like misshick even I start to worry…

QUOTE ace Truth be known, you, just like Freddie, don't have a peashooter to bring to a gunfight either, do you?

We’ve had this conversation three or four times in the past year old boy. And yet, the strange thing is that it’s you who’s never willing to post his LITEROTICA numbers.

I post my sales monthly, quarterly and yearly. You don’t!

I report my votes and rating and sales in every contest I enter. You don’t!

My names appears on the MOST READ list, the ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS and MOST VOTES lists, the FAVORITEST AUTHOR list, the FAVORITEST STORY list etc., etc. Yours doesn’t!

I have 27 stories that have achieved BEST SELLER (100,000 sales) status here. Do you have any?

So big guy I challenge you – simply post the figures for your stories. Just go to your submission page and copy the figures and them paste them here. Then we’ll be able to compare peashooters.

No more talking man – lets see some action – put up or shut up!


I’m james r scouries and I’m man enough to post my numbers…

[size=+2]Dolphins write longer “books” than our pal ace… and outsell him…[/size]

Guess that all boils down to no one wanting to publish what you write.

Anyone who wants can easily go to our respective submissions pages here and reach their own conclusions on who does what. I don't need to make fanciful claims like you do. Anyone who wants to check it out can do so themselves.

No more talking; put up or shut up: Cite where you are published for profit. (here doesn't count, because everyone knows you are lying about that. )

 

[sr71plt]

It' time you wrote you "real" great American novel instead of 4 dozen E-books.

How do you know I haven't? I don't speak here about my mainstream novels. (Just like you don't talk about anything you've published at all).

I'm happy to let my erotica stand on its own here.

 

[scouries]

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate one of LITEROTICA’S greatest and most beloved authors:

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rgjohn

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This past weekend he became only the fifth LITEROTICAN to have been designated as their “FAVORITE AUTHOR” by over one thousand readers.

Quite simply, Gary is the man!

I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers prefer pucking…[/size]

p.s. sarahhh’s next!

 

[scouries]

QUOTE ace Anyone who wants can easily go to our respective submissions pages here and reach their own conclusions on who does what. I don't need to make fanciful claims like you do. Anyone who wants to check it out can do so themselves

Well I guess this means you're NOT willing to post your numbers...

...I wonder why not... it's so easy to do...

I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers prefer pucking…[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

QUOTE ace Anyone who wants can easily go to our respective submissions pages here and reach their own conclusions on who does what. I don't need to make fanciful claims like you do. Anyone who wants to check it out can do so themselves

Well I guess this means you're NOT willing to post your numbers...

...I wonder why not... it's so easy to do...

I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers prefer pucking…[/size]

Your idea of "meaningful" numbers is pure fantasy--as it so often pointed out here. Everything that actually means anything can easily be retrieved--on both of us. Anyone interested in can find for themselves. You're not worth any of my effort whatsoever.

Just love it when you and Freddie perform on this string. Dig, dig, dig.

 

[michchick98]

yammer, yammer, snort, snort, gurgle

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[michchick98]

blather, mumble, yammer, snort.

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[michchick98]

I post my sales monthly, quarterly and yearly. You don’t!

Why don't you produce a few authentic check stubs from these so called royalties then if you're so willing to reveal everything?

Better still why not get Laurel herself to come to this thread and defend your honor?

I report my votes and rating and sales in every contest I enter. You don’t!

You post them thinking that people care. Know what? We don't.

My names appears on the MOST READ list, the ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS and MOST VOTES lists, the FAVORITEST AUTHOR list, the FAVORITEST STORY list etc., etc. Yours doesn’t!

Um, the most comment and most votes lists are your made up lists and are not in any way affiliated with official Literotica lists.

Last time I checked, just about everyone who posts on this thread is on the Favorite author list. Not really impressed.

I have 27 stories that have achieved BEST SELLER (100,000 sales) status here. Do you have any?

Again, when you can produce CONCRETE PROOF of your supposed royalties, no one will ever believe you. Best seller? Yeah, maybe in your own delusional world. But someone paying $0 for reading a story here, well it still equals $0.

So big guy I challenge you – simply post the figures for your stories. Just go to your submission page and copy the figures and them paste them here. Then we’ll be able to compare peashooters.

No one here obsesses about numbers more than you do. You make up lists that are not endorsed in any way by Literotica, yet you still can't seem to achieve that #1 status.

No more talking man – lets see some action – put up or shut up!

Why don't you produce proof of your royalties, proof that Laurel actually answers your PMs or even gives a shit about you?

I’m james r scouries and I’m man enough to post my numbers…

Even if they are fake.

[size=+2]Dolphins write longer “books” than our pal ace… and outsell him…[/size]

By the way, I don't see your name on the best seller list on Fictionwise. Funny thing isn't it? When you can outsell him (or me or Selena) on a site that actually PAYS their authors, then come talk to us.