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Who else loves him?

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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[michchick98]

Sorry but the boss can’t post right now, he’s writing a new best seller. On his boat! Without me!

If he thinks I’m going to stay in alone all weekend he’s…

Gabrielle L.

He went out without his flotation device? Perhaps we should alert someone?








Or perhaps not.

 

[sarahhh]

Sorry but the boss can’t post right now, he’s writing a new best seller. On his boat! Without me!

If he thinks I’m going to stay in alone all weekend he’s…

Gabrielle L.

So who is he playing "Put out or get out" with this time? I know the Bassmaster Classic is going on right now, but that's in Louisianna. What's happening in South Florida, the Assmaster Classic?

Speaking of skating on thin ice, please see if Jim wants to make a little wager on the Penguins vs. Panthers rivalry, as in who finishes with the better record, which of course could be crucial to who makes the playoffs. How can he root for Panthers, anyway? Aren't they just a big kitty? I bet they cheat.

If I win, I want Jim to write a Gay Male story about TxRad and Darkniciad. No wait, that would be Lesbian category.

 

[michchick98]

Who else loves him?

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It's most defintely NOT

QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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[Guest]

Hi, it’s Gabby

QUOTE sarahhh Get on the fucking stick, Gabby…

I did… all weekend… and don’t you dare tell jim…

QUOTE sarahhh "Strap-on Sex and the Single Girl" has 101 comments.

ANOTHER ONE!!!! You’re certainly giving me lots of work young lady. When’s your next best seller coming out?

Jim should be back tomorrow…

PENGUINS???

Gabrielle L.

[size=+2]Panthers Puck Prissy Penguins…[/size]

 

[michchick98]

Hi, it’s Gabby

QUOTE sarahhh Get on the fucking stick, Gabby…

I did… all weekend… and don’t you dare tell jim, but that stick is bigger than his little needle dick…

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[sarahhh]

Hi, it’s Gabby

QUOTE sarahhh Get on the fucking stick, Gabby…

I did… all weekend… and don’t you dare tell jim…

QUOTE sarahhh "Strap-on Sex and the Single Girl" has 101 comments.

ANOTHER ONE!!!! You’re certainly giving me lots of work young lady. When’s your next best seller coming out?

Jim should be back tomorrow…

PENGUINS???

Gabrielle L.

[size=+2]Panthers Puck Prissy Penguins…[/size]

Well, I dunno about more best sellers for this site from me. Like Freddie, I'm not real motivated these days to give this site more stories. But when Jim gets his own site up and running . . .

Hey, Jim will find this funny. I had a story make the July Category Nominees. "Milka and Danica: Round 2." Of course, Celebrities category doesn't get many votes. No 2008 story has even 50 votes from what I can tell. Well, mine had way over 50, but then poof, the magic vote eater. Now it has 31 votes and 77 public comments. LMFAO.

Prissy Penguins is right. At least yesterday. Well, Jim should take me up on the bet, then.

 

[sr71plt]

But when Jim gets his own site up and running . . .

And that's a great thought. Jim going off on his own site. I'll vote for that. Why I'd even be happy to support it with Scouries money.

 

[scouries]

ace is back from antarctica already?

I'd hoped he was going to hook up with a Penguin and we'd never hear from him again...

QUOTE sarahhh I know the Bassmaster Classic is going on right now, but that's in Louisianna. What's happening in South Florida, the Assmaster Classic?

No my dear, I spent the weekend swimming with the dolphins…

QUOTE sarahhh Speaking of skating on thin ice, please see if Jim wants to make a little wager on the Penguins vs. Panthers rivalry, as in who finishes with the better record, which of course could be crucial to who makes the playoffs. How can he root for Panthers, anyway?

Well hon, my morning Miami Herald shows the Panthers at 68 points and in the playoffs (and only 3 points out of fourth) while the Pittsburgh Pipsqueaks are way back in tenth or eleventh place.

As to the GAY MALE story I’d suggest you write your next story in this category, you could call it – “Outing Sidney Crosby” or “Evgeni Milks Sid”

QUOTE sarahhh Celebrities category … Now it has 31 votes and 77 public comments.

Jesus, don’t tell me you’re going to have another 100 comment story soon! You are unbelievably good!

I’m james r scouries and I like the Panthers…

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[sr71plt]

I'd hoped he was going to hook up with a Penguin and we'd never hear from him again...

I tried to bring you a penguin, but all I met were too smart for that.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I tried to bring you a penguin, but all I met were too smart for that.

You advertise in your signature to check out your GM stories. I'm always in the mood for a good car story, especially ones about some of the General Motors hot models, such as Camaro, Firebird, GTO's or Corvettes. Only, you're stories have nothing to do with cars. They don't even have anything to do with planes. Nearly all your stories are about gay men. For someone who claims he's not gay, but bi-sexual, you sure do write an awful lot about about sucking cock and having someone stick their cock up your ass.

What's that saying, look like a penquin, walks like a penquin...is a penquin? Yeah, I think you're a penquin.

 

[sr71plt]

You advertise in your signature to check out your GM stories. I'm always in the mood for a good car story, especially ones about some of the General Motors hot models, such as Camaro, Firebird, GTO's or Corvettes. Only, you're stories have nothing to do with cars. They don't even have anything to do with planes. Nearly all your stories are about gay men. For someone who claims he's not gay, but bi-sexual, you sure do write an awful lot about about sucking cock and having someone stick their cock up your ass.

What's that saying, look like a penquin, walks like a penquin...is a penquin? Yeah, I think you're a penquin.

It's true that I don't have sex with cars or planes--as you apparently do. I'm sort of a people person. (But if you like '73 Tempest GTOs, you might want to cruise with my "On the Trunk of a Car.")

You've been told this countless times before, but I understand you aren't all that bright and can't retain it. I'm able to peddle most of the straight stories I write to the mainstream, where they are received with real money rather than Scouries funny money or that rubber $5,000 check you like to keep talking about.

As for bi, it's likely I have more wordage published on that here at Lit. than all of the wordage of your short, short, short stories altogether. Have a hefty anthology on that coming out at eXcessica on 25 May--Ménage. And while you're waiting for that, feel free to read my Wolf Creek bi novel right here on Lit (or you can buy a recasted/augmented version of it at eXcessica under the title Raven Possession).

In return, be sure to tell me where your work is published (*smile*). I released twenty-two books for (real) profit in 2008--and have twenty scheduled for 2009. And you?

Now shall we discuss that outrageous lie you like to slap on here from time to time that you never attack people out of the blue?

 

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what's ace's problem? i thought his vacation might help him with his myriad problems.

Hi, it’s Gabby

OMG! Is that really you [size=+2]freddie [/size]? Where have you been? Surely you didn’t go to Antarctica with the pilot…

We’ve missed you! And by WE I mean the thousands and thousands of readers who visit LITEROTICA every day. Readers who, over the past two years, had come to expect and enjoy the brilliant offerings that spilled from the pen of BOSTONFICTIONWRITER.

We need you [size=+2]freddie [/size]! The QUEEN needs you! MANU needs you!

And your public needs you.

Come back [size=+2]freddie [/size], please cum back.

BTW – how’s little POLO?

THE Gabster…

 

[Guest]

meanwhile, back at the ranch....

Hi, it’s Gabby yet again!

The boss of course is a truly modest man and so he’s often shy about mentioning his various accomplishments. But I personally believe that it’s very important to honor these milestones when they come along.

And so, on behalf of myself, and every employee of

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ScouriesWorld​

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And on behalf of

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL

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I’d like to announce that the boss’s wonderful story:


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Charlie’s Naked Proposal Ch.1

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Has achieved best seller status with the sale of its one hundred thousandth copy this past weekend. Yes 100,000 copies!

It becomes the 27th scourian masterpiece to have achieved this distinction.

CONGRATS BOSS! We all love ya…

Gabrielle L.

 

[sr71plt]

Surely you didn’t go to Antarctica with the pilot…

I offered. But he couldn't afford the travel plan I had to Australia/New Zealand (paid for by my publishing profits). He said no one would cash that $5,000 check he has bouncing around. (It wouldn't have been enough anyway.)

 

[sr71plt]

Hi, it’s Gabby yet again!

The boss of course is a truly modest man and so he’s often shy about mentioning his various accomplishments. But I personally believe that it’s very important to honor these milestones when they come along.

And so, on behalf of myself, and every employee of

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ScouriesWorld​

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And on behalf of

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL

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I’d like to announce that the boss’s wonderful story:


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Charlie’s Naked Proposal Ch.1

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Has achieved best seller status with the sale of its one hundred thousandth copy this past weekend. Yes 100,000 copies!

It becomes the 27th scourian masterpiece to have achieved this distinction.

CONGRATS BOSS! We all love ya…

Gabrielle L.

Oh my gosh, that's great. Tell us where all of Scourie's wonderful books are published.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It's true that I don't have sex with cars or planes--as you apparently do. I'm sort of a people person. (But if you like '73 Tempest GTOs, you might want to cruise with my "On the Trunk of a Car.")

You've been told this countless times before, but I understand you aren't all that bright and can't retain it. I'm able to peddle most of the straight stories I write to the mainstream, where they are received with real money rather than Scouries funny money or that rubber $5,000 check you like to keep talking about.

As for bi, it's likely I have more wordage published on that here at Lit. than all of the wordage of your short, short, short stories altogether. Have a hefty anthology on that coming out at eXcessica on 25 May--Ménage. And while you're waiting for that, feel free to read my Wolf Creek bi novel right here on Lit (or you can buy a recasted/augmented version of it at eXcessica under the title Raven Possession).

In return, be sure to tell me where your work is published (*smile*). I released twenty-two books for (real) profit in 2008--and have twenty scheduled for 2009. And you?

Now shall we discuss that outrageous lie you like to slap on here from time to time that you never attack people out of the blue?

I still see you are writing fiction, Ace.

Yes, good for you. I dare say though, if you were such a successful writer you wouldn't be wasting your time posting here...for free.

I suspect that Scouries makes more money with his posts than you do with you (ahem) books.

Nonetheless, good luck in your fictional career as a writer.

 

[sr71plt]

I still see you are writing fiction, Ace.

Yes, good for you. I dare say though, if you were such a successful writer you wouldn't be wasting your time posting here...for free.

I suspect that Scouries makes more money with his posts than you do with you (ahem) books.

Nonetheless, good luck in your fictional career as a writer.

You can refer to the links on my sig line, but I guess you don't know how to follow them.

(I guess that was your best shot, huh? Gets dicey when you post an out-of-the-blue attack on someone here and you haven't brought any ammunition, doesn't it? )

(But I didn't miss your homophobia.)

 

[sr71plt]

Ummm, BFW, you didn't respond to the "where are you published" question. Gee, I wonder why.

 

[scouries]

I think one of the kitten sisters is in this video! But which one?

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that's the gayest shit i ever heard, puck it!!!

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I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers prefer pucking…[/size]

 

[sadangel]

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that's the gayest shit i ever heard, puck it!!!

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I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers prefer pucking…[/size]

What did you say? I was too busy looking at your avatar!

 

[TxRad]

What did you say? I was too busy looking at your avatar!

Don't waste your time. He stole it from a French site years ago. Or rather Sarahh did. I posted a link to the original site a long time ago on one of scouries threads but Lit took it down. Fair enough.

 

[scouries]

I'd just like to annunce that

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has inaugurated a new thread On the FEEDBACK FORUM. It's called:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

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and the THREADMISTRESS of this new thread is none ther han the beautiful and wonderful Gabby.

Her mission on this new thread is as follows:

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I have started this thread for the following reasons: One, to bring to the attention of all LITEROTICANS the most commented on stories in the history of this site in the hopes that new readers will be found for these great stories.

The Second (and more important goal) is to provoke more FEEDBACK for these stories, both on this thread and also directly to the authors themselves via VOTES, E-MAILS and PUBLIC COMMENTS. Please feel free to post your feedback here.

Thirdly I hope the thread will encourage feedback on other stories. Perhaps the #1 complaint of all Literotica authors is the lack of feedback they receive on their stories. The listed stories prove that it is possible to get feedback on this site. Every story listed below has been able to garner the attention and comments from over 100 readers! Before complaining about lack of feedback perhaps our authors should read some of these stories and try to learn how some of the greatest authors have managed to garner feedback.

Finally, I’d like to appeal to our readers directly: please ladies and gentlemen – send us your comments and feedback. Tell us what you thought of our stories (whether good or bad). The only way we can improve is by hearing what you think. ​

Please do all you can to support this wonderful girl in her efforts to improve the site.

I’m james r scouries and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins love the Gabster …[/size]

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ummm, BFW, you didn't respond to the "where are you published" question. Gee, I wonder why.

Not everyone wants to publish, Ace. For me, having to dance for a publisher would remove the fun of writing. I'm able to write whatever I want whenever I want. I don't think I'd have that flexibility with a publisher breathing down my neck.

You mentioned that you have 20 books scheduled for next year. I wonder what kind of quality 20 books would have written every two and a half weeks. They must be E-books. I'm sure you'll make a fortune writing those. Certainly, to make a couple thousand, you'll need to write 20 books. Good luck to you.

Let me know when you are invited on Oprah to hawk your book. Let me know when you publish a real book and are sitting at a book signing. Let me know when one of your dozens of "quality" manuscripts make the best sellers list. Let me know when Speilberg has solicited you to make one of your riveting novels into a movie.

In the meantime, you dropped your pink panties.

 

[sr71plt]

Not everyone wants to publish, Ace. For me, having to dance for a publisher would remove the fun of writing. I'm able to write whatever I want whenever I want. I don't think I'd have that flexibility with a publisher breathing down my neck.

You mentioned that you have 20 books scheduled for next year. I wonder what kind of quality 20 books would have written every two and a half weeks. They must be E-books. I'm sure you'll make a fortune writing those. Certainly, to make a couple thousand, you'll need to write 20 books. Good luck to you.

Let me know when you are invited on Oprah to hawk your book. Let me know when you publish a real book and are sitting at a book signing. Let me know when one of your dozens of "quality" manuscripts make the best sellers list. Let me know when Speilberg has solicited you to make one of your riveting novels into a movie.

In the meantime, you dropped your pink panties.

I think the bottom line lesson for you here, BFW is not to start a gunfight when you don't even own a peashooter.

So, again, tell me about your published books.