Hi Camille...I notice the gnome cap on your avatar pic is on the flop...is that a post-coital gnomic situation or perhaps an indictment on impotence in the world of garden ornaments?
What about those other much neglected figures of erotic garden pleasure the pink concrete flamingo? Surely their one legged erectness deserves some erotic attention?
Fetishes are great.. I often ask people what do you think was the deep seated cause of their fetish, and it's surprisingly easy for most fetishists.
I've always had a huge panty fetish, mostly for seeing the wet spot after you've gotten her aroused. And if I look backwards I find that when I was younger I often was curious about the arousal process and had read so much about girls getting "wet" that i wanted to see some physical evidence of this.. and once at a party a female friend of mine went up to make out with her bf at the time and then changed clothes to go swimming.. i found her panties with a very pronounced wet spot and some enticing smells... and tastes
But it's a curious thought... what are the major factors in our life that spawned our sexual proclivities?
There.. sex thought.
and here all the while, I just thought he was trying to feel me up.
Gnome Gropers have been known to lurk around gardens trying to cop a feel of a fairy's funbags
Do gnomes start bragging about being hung like elves?
So a frustrated gnome really does get blue balls
I haven't met a frustrated one yet, but I suppose it is possible. You wouldn't think it, but they are like sex machines . . . more than your garden-variety sexual appetite.
you need to be gonged for that.
I have never been gonged, have bonged a beer, have sucked on a bong and some guys may have said the gonged me, but technically never been gonged......you got my gong cherry.........
