Poetry Blurting

[Remec]

I could have sworn one of the two Poetry forums had a thread for this; but, if so, it's used so infrequently that I couldn't find it on a recent search.

Anyways, this is a place for random blurts of whatever--although, it would be nice if it was connected to poetry in some fashion, since there are Blurt threads on several of the other boards already.

And to start us off.....
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Man....recent sweeps stole the only votes I had on Limerick.

At least it left the comments, though, which is good. (Votes are cool, but comments are almost always better.)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I just added another one and nailed the vote to the floor

 

[annaswirls]

added another one, glued it to UYS

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Did you have to stick it there?! are you Princess Erin?

 

[WickedEve]

I have a blurt.
When I go to the grocery store, I'm filled with anxiety, because I can't cook well at all. I worry about what to buy and feed my man and my kids. I nearly throw up in the produce section.
But poetry is easy. With my Poe-o-matic brain, I can slice, dice, and even make julianne poems.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Bung in a load of fresh green verbs and you're away

 

[The_Fool]

This thread is so confusing to me since everything I write I call a blurt. But it IS easy to confuse the fool.

 

[WickedEve]

This thread is so confusing to me since everything I write I call a blurt. But it IS easy to confuse the fool.

How big is your cigar?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*Shocked*
well he's been puffing on it a damn long time so if it's not lit he's giving it a good suck

 

[The_Fool]

How big is your cigar?

Large enough to satisfy me...

 

[Angeline]

Large enough to satisfy me...

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[WickedEve]

Large enough to satisfy me...

but... I don't care about your satisfaction... you're a guy.

 

[The_Fool]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I like to keep my vices separated.

 

[The_Fool]

but... I don't care about your satisfaction... you're a guy.

Nor do I care about yours. Unless I have a yearning to hear your screams....of frustration, satiation, liberation or humiliiation.

 

[WickedEve]

Nor do I care about yours. Unless I have a yearning to hear your screams....of frustration, satiation, liberation or humiliiation.

Okay, you've seen the boob that's out on a joyride. Comment so I can take it down. Yeah, I posted that boob for you! You are the fool and I am a boob, sometimes.

Oh, did someone say humilation?

 

[Angeline]

Okay, you've seen the boob that's out on a joyride. Comment so I can take it down. Yeah, I posted that boob for you! You are the fool and I am a boob, sometimes.

Oh, did someone say humilation?

What ever happened to that av you had of cartoon bouncing bewbies? That one always cracked me up.

And Fool, I keep telling everyone you're really a wise man. You're like Shakespearian.

 

[The_Fool]

Okay, you've seen the boob that's out on a joyride. Comment so I can take it down. Yeah, I posted that boob for you! You are the fool and I am a boob, sometimes.

Oh, did someone say humilation?

I've always fixated on your boobs. You have incredible boobs. Not that the whole package isn't quite nice. I wish you would show them off more often.

Could not humiliate you over boobs. They are way too nice.

 

[The_Fool]

What ever happened to that av you had of cartoon bouncing bewbies? That one always cracked me up.

And Fool, I keep telling everyone you're really a wise man. You're like Shakespearian.

Ange has nice boobs too. Even though she never shows them.

 

[Angeline]

Ange has nice boobs too. Even though she never shows them.

I really do. (Such modesty.) ee says I turned him from an ass man to an ass and boobs man. I think he was both all along lol.

 

[The_Fool]

I really do. (Such modesty.) ee says I turned him from an ass man to an ass and boobs man. I think he was both all along lol.

I am a creature of opportunity. Enjoying whatever fate offers me at the time.

 

[WickedEve]

I really do. (Such modesty.) ee says I turned him from an ass man to an ass and boobs man. I think he was both all along lol.

You turned him into an ass and boob man? Sounds painful and expensive.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Nor do I care about yours. Unless I have a yearning to hear your screams....of frustration, satiation, liberation or humiliiation.

Can I watch?

 

[The_Fool]

Can I watch?

Careful. Might find yourself bent over the sofa next to her, getting the same treatment.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Careful. Might find yourself bent over the sofa next to her, getting the same treatment.

Oooooh you see that he promiiiiised it's down there in writing in black 'n' white?!!

 

[Angeline]

You turned him into an ass and boob man? Sounds painful and expensive.

He has a cute ass. No boobs ahem but a lovely hairy chest. Sigh.