Well this was odd...

JagFarlane

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Ok before I tell this story, let me assure you this is all true, and all occurred today, to myself and my roommate. Just found this too long for a blurt...

So this morning, about 4am I roll out of bed, use the bathroom, and note that there are wet socks and a pair of wet boxers sitting on the sink. Ok, weird, but whatever...I make my way to the kitchen to grab my first cup of coffee. To go into the kitchen, I have to make a right turn, and still don't have vision out of my right eye. The kitchen is barely lit in light and I have my back to him. I take note there is someone making something at the stove. He says hi, doesn't sound like someone I know, but since Josh went to a concert last night, I presume it may be someone from his ship he met there and offered to crash here.
By the time I come back for a second cup, he's made up a pot of oatmeal, and proceeding to tell me I should eat breakfast, and that it tasted really good, like cinnamon. I reply no, and wander back to my room. Shortly after I come out, see Josh, indicated towards our other roommates room [he's out of town], Josh shrugs, but with a look like to not worry. He makes a comment about the dirty laundry in the bathroom.
So, presuming that Josh knows this guy, I go about my normal routine, shower, and get into my uniform. At this point, Josh has already left, I walk towards the kitchen to smell cigarette smoke [we don't smoke in the house], turn the corner, and in better light see that this guy is an older guy [40-50], not so well dressed, and standing in the middle of my kitchen, proceeding to ask me if I know this guy Mike. I tell him to get the fuck out of my house, which after a little ranting about how his son is supposedly a cop, he leaves.
I go to work, and text Josh that he eventually has to explain the story of the homeless guy. Josh responds confused, asking what I meant. Thats when it started to click...
Got home, did a search around the house, the window to the absent roomies bedroom had signs of being forced open. Apparently the guy came in through the window, slept in the bed overnight, then got up, made the bed, got a shower, shaved, washed his underclothes, and proceeded to make himself breakfast, ate breakfast, filled the sink with soapy water and put the spoon and his glass into that.
After the cop arrived, we discovered a forensics treasure heh. He'd left a trashbag of his stuff, which included his jail release paperwork heh. As well as a bag of toiletries, a jacket, his wet underclothes, the pot he cooked with, some peanut butter and jelly, and a few other small things. He left, having taken all of half a pizza, a pack of cigarettes, and my good hiking boots.
All in all, yes, we consider ourselves lucky to not have lost more, but damn if I don't feel lucky. The locks on the back door have been changed out for higher grade ones, the windows are now reinforced with wooden dowels that are slipped into the window jams. Yet knowing none of this helps...I jump now at every noise. -sigh- its going to be a long night
 
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I think I'd have needed to wash my drawers too! god sakes!

but it was nice of him to offer you breakfast in your own house... lol
 
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I think I'd have needed to wash my drawers too! god sakes!

but it was nice of him to offer you breakfast in your own house... lol

Yeah, and at first you don't think it fucks with you, till its dark out and you're jumping at every sound [which with cats in the house...is like every 5min]
 
Yeah, and at first you don't think it fucks with you, till its dark out and you're jumping at every sound [which with cats in the house...is like every 5min]

yeah, well, I'm a big wuss and do that with the lights on too. I can't even watch Beetlejuice and not jump. :rolleyes:

glad you changed the locks and are taking extra precautions though.
 
yeah, well, I'm a big wuss and do that with the lights on too. I can't even watch Beetlejuice and not jump. :rolleyes:

glad you changed the locks and are taking extra precautions though.

Yeah I made sure to upgrade to ANSI lvl 1 locks.
LOL normally I'm fine and aren't bothered by much, but I guess its that feeling of privacy violated. Combine that with the concern that he'll try to return tonight to reclaim the stuff he left behind and that has me a bit erm, on edge.
 
set it out on the porch. he won't have to break in to get it. lol
 
LOL its in police custody
And I suspect he will be soon. Glad you're okay, man.

Oh, and you might want to put up some sort of message board or insist on texting between roomies if any of them bring in any guests at any time--so next time you all know if the guy making oatmeal is a guest ;)
 
And I suspect he will be soon. Glad you're okay, man.

Oh, and you might want to put up some sort of message board or insist on texting between roomies if any of them bring in any guests at any time--so next time you all know if the guy making oatmeal is a guest ;)

Yeah the cops are rather confident about catching him, seeing as how they now have his name, picture, and of course all the stuff they had on him from when they last caught him. Though, the officer who responded was impressed with the description I gave...so hopefully should be soon.
 
Guy was pretty slick, though the 'do you know Mike' stuff is odd.

Glad you guys are okay. Motion sensing lights?
 
Glad to hear you're OK, that's the important thing.
(although the breakfast part was interesting)
 
Now you see, here is the difference between temporary paranoia and life-long paranoia. I would have had a knife in my hand questioning "who the fuck is in my kitchen!?" loud enough to wake the entire house before he could offer me breakfast ;)

But that could just be my sun-shiny personality at work :D
 
Update: He came back here shortly before 10pm, is now in police custody awaiting trial for burglary. Apparently he's mentally unstable and has not been taking his medications causing him to believe that our place was his sons house, that his son gave him the boots, and that he'd had breakfast with his son.
 
Update: He came back here shortly before 10pm, is now in police custody awaiting trial for burglary. Apparently he's mentally unstable and has not been taking his medications causing him to believe that our place was his sons house, that his son gave him the boots, and that he'd had breakfast with his son.

Damn!

Glad they have him, that he's getting help, and that you guys are all safe.

:rose:
 
Update: He came back here shortly before 10pm, is now in police custody awaiting trial for burglary. Apparently he's mentally unstable and has not been taking his medications causing him to believe that our place was his sons house, that his son gave him the boots, and that he'd had breakfast with his son.

That's a relief...that dude needs to be put away for his own safety...he could'a got his ass shot pulling a stunt like that.

Imagine if he crashed in on some senior citizen...or a handicapped person. :(
 
Now you see, here is the difference between temporary paranoia and life-long paranoia. I would have had a knife in my hand questioning "who the fuck is in my kitchen!?" loud enough to wake the entire house before he could offer me breakfast ;)

But that could just be my sun-shiny personality at work :D

And thats the difference between us. As a responsible gun owner I know not to escalate the situation by bearing a weapon. The officer that responded looked surprised when I told him I did not bring a gun with me to ask him to leave. As I told him, if I was bearing a weapon, who knows what would have happened.

Damn!

Glad they have him, that he's getting help, and that you guys are all safe.

:rose:

Yeah, I really wouldn't have cared to have pressed charges, but by pressing charges, I know he won't be coming back, and instead will receive mental care, seeing as how the jail system is already aware of what is wrong with him.

That's a relief...that dude needs to be put away for his own safety...he could'a got his ass shot pulling a stunt like that.

Imagine if he crashed in on some senior citizen...or a handicapped person. :(

Yes, he very well coulda gotten shot, but fortunately it was a somewhat peaceful ending to things. Honestly just glad to know it was more that he was mentally disturbed instead of just that damned brazen, at least he had a legit reason for his actions.
 
You're writing a gay story. Admit it, you just wanted to test the story line.

It is an odd thing about apartment buildings that you don't really know friend from foe. It's rare to have doormen in Europe, so anyone can come and go if someone leaves the entrance door ajar. For years we'd have dog sleeping on our entrance mat, he must have sat outside waiting and nipped in before the door shut. He never made breakfast :mad:
 
And thats the difference between us. As a responsible gun owner I know not to escalate the situation by bearing a weapon. The officer that responded looked surprised when I told him I did not bring a gun with me to ask him to leave. As I told him, if I was bearing a weapon, who knows what would have happened.

I said the knife would be in my hand, not showing ;)

The shouting is to alert the rest of the house just in case I get wounded later so that I can't warn them that there is an intruder. There are children in my house and I don't want anything happening to them because I was unable to do anything about it.
 
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