The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[LesLumens]

No first post for you.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

No first post for you.

Post Nazi!

 

[michchick98]

My guess? She probably wouldn't have "incest" as a category. That would eliminate Mr. Viagraaaaa and Spouties right there.

I'd allow Incest as a category since it's so popular. Not my cup of tea, but if others like it, so be it.

 

[michchick98]

And if I were you I’d simply ignore the “Mentally Challenged” poster … she’s incapable of understanding or contributing at the high intellectual level of this thread. Her place is on the “Happy Birthday” threads… not with giants such as you or I...

Giant whats? It's clear your definition of mentally challenged and mine are vastly different. If you can make one iota of sense out of anything butch posts, then perhaps you should have your meds upped a bit, too.

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE sarahhh Okay, I'm getting pissed now. If you miss another one, I'm going to cast one of my spells and turn Jim into a neutered kitten like what's her face. My story "How to F*** Your Daddy" has 103 comments. It actually got accepted (Surprise, surprise!) for a, How-to Contest, unlike the other two stories I previously mentioned, which were rejected, reason being one was too funny and the other was too literary.

ANOTHER ONE! Are you trying to make all the rest of us look bad?

I talked to the lovely Gabby and she told me the reason she’s been omitting your stories is because she’s run out of roses and the extra ones look weird without a rose. Apparently you can only put 10 roses up and you’re now up to 13 100+ COMMENT stories. Which is an all time record.

So I’ve made an executive decision and we’re only going to put roses with one of your wonderful stories each time we publish the list.

Now, do you by any chance have any more 100+ comment stories? I definitely don’t want to have to spank :caning: my pretty assistant again this week.

Well, I'll check and see, Jim. I've been kinda busy, what with STEELERSUPERBOWLMANIA and all.

I did have one entitled "All I Want for Xmas Is a Big Dick" that had 97 comments when it was deleted. Not by me, by guess who. Just part of the dirty tricks program.

So the next Super Bowl is in Miami. Yeah, your Dolphins have a good chance to win the division again unless Belichick comes up with some new ways to cheat. I hope you-know-who doesn't give him some tips.

 

[scouries]

if serena didn't write this one i'll eat my hat...

Efficient Teacher
Comment By: Anonymous

I am a brazilian old man with a bad English, I know. But you in the condition of a professional writer give in your text a clear vision about the importance to dominate grammar, literature, and a lucid project how to make a literary good work. Obviously talent is the background. I am not a writer only the complement - the reader. Instead of that I learned a lot. Congratulations. Thanks.
Submission Title: A Checklist for a Good Editor - 9 Comment(s)
Category: How To
Author: Selena_Kitt

Christ pal, you should read some of her other stories But hey, her condition isn't necessarily terminal...

I’m james r scouries and I inspire stories...

[size=+2]Dolphins read portuguese...[/size]

 

[scouries]

QUOTE poor bet :caning: "Her name. He's a she. Actually, she's lesbian. That's her there, the tall, thin voluptuous blonde with the great tits…Damn, why do all the good ones go to the other side?"

Who are you trying to fool? Thin and voluptuous?

Positive Thinker = Poor Try :caning: = Penis Tugger​

Listen hon, I don’t mind you trying to make fun of little old me – hell, when you’re #1 you learn to accept it. Who’re not the first and probably won’t be the last to take a shot at me. Even Gabby doesn’t mind. She knows where it’s coming from.

But when you start to take cheap shots at the kitten sisters + ? Then I think you’ve gone just a little bit too far. Hell girl, one of them is in jail and the other is…

And to make fun of my friend freddie . To hit him when he’s down. Still trying to recover from his latest loss. That’s low. Even for a san diego lesbian…


I’m james r scouries and I inspire stories…

[size=+2]Dolphins don't appreciate cheap shots…[/size]

 

[Darkniciad]

Oh. My. God. Please tell me that he isn't really this clueless?

Oh, man... I think I'm about to hurt myself laughing at this one.

scouries, your powers of observation and deduction are truly one of a kind.

( Everybody, keep it under your hat. Let him keep this up for a while. It will be a laugh riot )

 

[PositiveThinker]

QUOTE poor bet :caning: "Her name. He's a she. Actually, she's lesbian. That's her there, the tall, thin voluptuous blonde with the great tits…Damn, why do all the good ones go to the other side?"

Who are you trying to fool? Thin and voluptuous?

Positive Thinker = Poor Try :caning: = Penis Tugger​

Listen hon, I don’t mind you trying to make fun of little old me – hell, when you’re #1 you learn to accept it. Who’re not the first and probably won’t be the last to take a shot at me. Even Gabby doesn’t mind. She knows where it’s coming from.

But when you start to take cheap shots at the kitten sisters + ? Then I think you’ve gone just a little bit too far. Hell girl, one of them is in jail and the other is…

And to make fun of my friend freddie . To hit him when he’s down. Still trying to recover from his latest loss. That’s low. Even for a san diego lesbian…


I’m james r scouries and I inspire stories…

[size=+2]Dolphins don't appreciate cheap shots…[/size]

We new writers need to tug on Superman's cape to be noticed and you are BFW are easy targets. I only meant the story in fun and apologize if you took it any different. I meant no offense or malice. Actually, I thought some of the lines were funny, maybe not as funny as BFW could write, but I'm still learning from the master.

 

[Guest]

****SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY FOR AHers....

SPECIAL OFFER FOR LITEROTICA AHLand MEMBERS ONLY​

[size=+3]15% OFF *** SPECIAL *** 15% OFF[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]

Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

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ScouriesEnterprises, in conjunction with JRS Inc., and ScouriesFilms, is pleased to offer special discounts to Literotica authors who wish to participate in this winter’s special Souries Winter Beach Erotic Writing Seminars.

Hosted and led by best selling author and award winning sexologist james r scouries this ten day seminar, in its fifteenth year, is aimed at amateur writers who wish to improve their craft (as well as their sex lives). A seminar designed to augment their knowledge of sex as well as their ability to write about it.

Rubbing shoulders with giants in the field, even mere AHers will soon find the words flowing effortlessly from their newly inspired brains.

Details of this year’s Miami Beach seminar are as follows:

[size=+2]MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA, U S A [/size]
Thursday, March 5th - Sunday March 15th 2009​

ACCOMADATION OPTIONS:
Ritz Carlton
1 Lincoln Road
South Beach
Miami, Florida

Or the

Miami DELANO
1685 Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, Florida

PRICE:$12,763 US*
*Airfare not included; ten nights of deluxe accommodation, double occupancy; full American breakfasts every day, all lunches and five dinners; all airport/hotel transfers; a welcome gift of ScouriesEnterprises latest sex toys; a deluxe leather bound volume of james r scouries greatest stories from JRS Inc.; six DVD’s from ScouriesFilms that include behind the scenes interviews with the famous author; three special day trips to places of especial interest to erotic writers; plus much much more…
All participants will also be awarded lifetime memberships in the ‘james r scouries’ official fan club and receive the monthly newsletter of ‘scouries’ news.
The price quoted for Literoticans ($12,763) has been discounted 15% for you as both a tribute to you my Literotica friends as well as in the hope it may raise the overall writing standards of Lit contributors in the future. It should be noted that 73% of Literotica prize winners over the past two years have attended at least one Scouries seminar (and often two or three) before they won their first contest (the remaining 27% bribed the ROYAL FAMILY).

SCHEDULE:
Each day we will start promptly at 7:30 a.m. with a run followed by calisthenics on the pearly white sands of Miami Beach. This will be followed at 8:15 a.m. by breakfast on the open air deck by the pool and overlooking the ocean (clothing optional) which will be served after a reading by the famed author from one of his award winning stories.

Morning Seminars: 8:45-11:45 a.m. daily

The morning seminars will mainly focus on the technical aspects of writing. Would be authors will be introduced to the full gamut of modern writing techniques by an international panel composed of widely respected authors, publishers, editors and critics under the leadership of james scouries himself. Many of LITEROTICA’s 1000+ VOTE CLUB will be giving talks. Topics will include:

- Character development
- Plot construction
- Modern dialogue
- To Grammar or not
- Defining your style
- Editing techniques

Course presenters will include (among others) sarahhh, freddie, serena (if she’s out of jail by then), and the pilot.

Afternoon Sessions: 1-4 p.m. daily

The afternoon sessions will feature talks and demonstrations by j r scouries and his special helpers (yes, including yours truly Gabby L) on among other subjects:

- The ‘Kama Scouries’ – an introduction to advanced sexual positions
- Improving your sexual vocabulary
- Oral sex explained
-Are you mentally challenged?
- Latin Lovers?
- Penis Envy or How big should you make the black mans penis?
- The art of arousing your reader
-How to measure breasts literotically
- Promoting your work
- Getting the VOTE out
-Can I write a 100+ COMMENT story?
-Who is ANONYMOUS and why he doesn’t like your story
-Taking a TROLL on the boardwalk

Evening Sorties: 11:00 p.m. til ….. special excursions to among other places:

- Calle Ocho and the Cuban Quarter
- A chance to be an extra in the latest ScouriesFilms production
- the hottest clubs in the ART District
- Washington Avenue meltdowns
- Miami Ink
- A party at the ScouriesWorld mansion

Special Event:

“Daddy”, I Whispered Day: A day devoted to the study of what has been acclaimed “LITEROTICA’S #1 STORY of ALL TIME”. Led by 1000+ VOTE CLUB member KillerMuffin and the author himself, attending students will learn what steps were involved in fashioning this masterpiece.

Special Excursions:

Day 3: A chance to participate in the Grand Opening ceremony at the just completed ScouriesWorld/LITEROTICA HALL of FAME MUSEUM on Miami Beach. During the evening the first five inductees will be introduced.

Day 6: After an afternoon on Haulover Beach, one of America’s foremost nude beaches, seminar participants will be whisked away for an evening visit to CLUB Miami Velvet, South Florida’s most renowned swingers club.

Day 9: Gambling Day: We will start at Gulfstream Park where our students will be able to watch and wager on some of the greatest thoroughbreds in America before traveling by deluxe motorcoach to the historic Hollywood Dog Track where we will be served dinner in the famed Samba Room overlooking the track. From there we’ll travel up the A1A to Dania Beach and the fontons of Dania Jai Lai. Finally we’ll end the evening at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood where we’ll be treated to their famed CABARET.

Optional Excursion: (of especial interest to our lesbian participants) Swimming with the Dolphins: A chance for our students to take a break from writing and ride (or get ridden) by a giant Miami Bay Dolphin.

[size=+2]SPECIAL EXTRA FOR AHers ONLY!![/SIZE]​

On Friday, March 13th, seminar participants will be invited to a special cocktail party that is being held in conjunction with the 1000+ VOTE CLUB annual meetings and dinner. Here students will be able to rub shoulders and mingle in a congenial atmosphere with the giants of LITEROTICA writing history. Although no final confirmations have been received this club boasts an all star line up that includes the likes of sarahhh, KillerMuffin, youbadboy, rgjohn, HotLisaG, nikki_2021, Wm_Sexspear and of course our host, james r scouries.

[size=+3]S S S S S[/SIZE]​

Here are some comments from previous years particpants:

“I was tickled pink to be able to attend last year,” one of LITEROTICA’S sweetest young ladies wrote. “And it led directly to my winning a prize in the HALLOWEEN contest.”

“I learned so much, especially the class on How to choose names for your characters,” wrote Elianna, an non human author whose presence at last years course quickly translated into an award winning 37 chapter best seller.

“I came all the way from ‘Down Under’ and it was worth it! Mr. Scouries certainly got my kangaroo hopping,” another 2008 contest winner, miss blue emu, conceded.

“I had trouble writing dirty words, you know, like fuck or penis, before I took the course,” misshick, an amateur from Michigan admitted. “After just five minutes in Mr. Scouries presence I was not only able to write them, it was quite easy to call him a prick and tell him to go fuck off.”

“He’s a genius, he makes me tingle all over,” gushed serena, “I attend all his courses.”

“It was so helpful for me last year that I’m going to cum twice this year,” darkboy/les said in the letter he sent reserving two places in this year’s course. “I’ll get connecting rooms which will make it easier for me to talk to myself” (now wouldn’t that be a conversation to eavesdrop on -gl).

ACT NOW * AVAILABLE PLACES STRICTLY LIMITED * FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

Why not give this trip of a lifetime to someone you love????​

Please send any inquiries or applications to me at the following address:

grand_high_poobah@yahoo.com

Gabrielle L.

[size=+2]Dolphins are offering free rides to the first 50 paid up students…[/size]

 

[PositiveThinker]

SPECIAL OFFER FOR LITEROTICA AHLand MEMBERS ONLY​

[size=+3]15% OFF *** SPECIAL *** 15% OFF[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]

Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

[/size]​

ScouriesEnterprises, in conjunction with JRS Inc., and ScouriesFilms, is pleased to offer special discounts to Literotica authors who wish to participate in this winter’s special Souries Winter Beach Erotic Writing Seminars.

Hosted and led by best selling author and award winning sexologist james r scouries this ten day seminar, in its fifteenth year, is aimed at amateur writers who wish to improve their craft (as well as their sex lives). A seminar designed to augment their knowledge of sex as well as their ability to write about it.

Rubbing shoulders with giants in the field, even mere AHers will soon find the words flowing effortlessly from their newly inspired brains.

Details of this year’s Miami Beach seminar are as follows:

[size=+2]MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA, U S A [/size]
Thursday, March 5th - Sunday March 15th 2009​

ACCOMADATION OPTIONS:
Ritz Carlton
1 Lincoln Road
South Beach
Miami, Florida

Or the

Miami DELANO
1685 Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, Florida

PRICE:$12,763 US*
*Airfare not included; ten nights of deluxe accommodation, double occupancy; full American breakfasts every day, all lunches and five dinners; all airport/hotel transfers; a welcome gift of ScouriesEnterprises latest sex toys; a deluxe leather bound volume of james r scouries greatest stories from JRS Inc.; six DVD’s from ScouriesFilms that include behind the scenes interviews with the famous author; three special day trips to places of especial interest to erotic writers; plus much much more…
All participants will also be awarded lifetime memberships in the ‘james r scouries’ official fan club and receive the monthly newsletter of ‘scouries’ news.
The price quoted for Literoticans ($12,763) has been discounted 15% for you as both a tribute to you my Literotica friends as well as in the hope it may raise the overall writing standards of Lit contributors in the future. It should be noted that 73% of Literotica prize winners over the past two years have attended at least one Scouries seminar (and often two or three) before they won their first contest (the remaining 27% bribed the ROYAL FAMILY).

SCHEDULE:
Each day we will start promptly at 7:30 a.m. with a run followed by calisthenics on the pearly white sands of Miami Beach. This will be followed at 8:15 a.m. by breakfast on the open air deck by the pool and overlooking the ocean (clothing optional) which will be served after a reading by the famed author from one of his award winning stories.

Morning Seminars: 8:45-11:45 a.m. daily

The morning seminars will mainly focus on the technical aspects of writing. Would be authors will be introduced to the full gamut of modern writing techniques by an international panel composed of widely respected authors, publishers, editors and critics under the leadership of james scouries himself. Many of LITEROTICA’s 1000+ VOTE CLUB will be giving talks. Topics will include:

- Character development
- Plot construction
- Modern dialogue
- To Grammar or not
- Defining your style
- Editing techniques

Course presenters will include (among others) sarahhh, freddie, serena (if she’s out of jail by then), and the pilot.

Afternoon Sessions: 1-4 p.m. daily

The afternoon sessions will feature talks and demonstrations by j r scouries and his special helpers (yes, including yours truly Gabby L) on among other subjects:

- The ‘Kama Scouries’ – an introduction to advanced sexual positions
- Improving your sexual vocabulary
- Oral sex explained
-Are you mentally challenged?
- Latin Lovers?
- Penis Envy or How big should you make the black mans penis?
- The art of arousing your reader
-How to measure breasts literotically
- Promoting your work
- Getting the VOTE out
-Can I write a 100+ COMMENT story?
-Who is ANONYMOUS and why he doesn’t like your story
-Taking a TROLL on the boardwalk

Evening Sorties: 11:00 p.m. til ….. special excursions to among other places:

- Calle Ocho and the Cuban Quarter
- A chance to be an extra in the latest ScouriesFilms production
- the hottest clubs in the ART District
- Washington Avenue meltdowns
- Miami Ink
- A party at the ScouriesWorld mansion

Special Event:

“Daddy”, I Whispered Day: A day devoted to the study of what has been acclaimed “LITEROTICA’S #1 STORY of ALL TIME”. Led by 1000+ VOTE CLUB member KillerMuffin and the author himself, attending students will learn what steps were involved in fashioning this masterpiece.

Special Excursions:

Day 3: A chance to participate in the Grand Opening ceremony at the just completed ScouriesWorld/LITEROTICA HALL of FAME MUSEUM on Miami Beach. During the evening the first five inductees will be introduced.

Day 6: After an afternoon on Haulover Beach, one of America’s foremost nude beaches, seminar participants will be whisked away for an evening visit to CLUB Miami Velvet, South Florida’s most renowned swingers club.

Day 9: Gambling Day: We will start at Gulfstream Park where our students will be able to watch and wager on some of the greatest thoroughbreds in America before traveling by deluxe motorcoach to the historic Hollywood Dog Track where we will be served dinner in the famed Samba Room overlooking the track. From there we’ll travel up the A1A to Dania Beach and the fontons of Dania Jai Lai. Finally we’ll end the evening at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood where we’ll be treated to their famed CABARET.

Optional Excursion: (of especial interest to our lesbian participants) Swimming with the Dolphins: A chance for our students to take a break from writing and ride (or get ridden) by a giant Miami Bay Dolphin.

[size=+2]SPECIAL EXTRA FOR AHers ONLY!![/SIZE]​

On Friday, March 13th, seminar participants will be invited to a special cocktail party that is being held in conjunction with the 1000+ VOTE CLUB annual meetings and dinner. Here students will be able to rub shoulders and mingle in a congenial atmosphere with the giants of LITEROTICA writing history. Although no final confirmations have been received this club boasts an all star line up that includes the likes of sarahhh, KillerMuffin, youbadboy, rgjohn, HotLisaG, nikki_2021, Wm_Sexspear and of course our host, james r scouries.

[size=+3]S S S S S[/SIZE]​

Here are some comments from previous years particpants:

“I was tickled pink to be able to attend last year,” one of LITEROTICA’S sweetest young ladies wrote. “And it led directly to my winning a prize in the HALLOWEEN contest.”

“I learned so much, especially the class on How to choose names for your characters,” wrote Elianna, an non human author whose presence at last years course quickly translated into an award winning 37 chapter best seller.

“I came all the way from ‘Down Under’ and it was worth it! Mr. Scouries certainly got my kangaroo hopping,” another 2008 contest winner, miss blue emu, conceded.

“I had trouble writing dirty words, you know, like fuck or penis, before I took the course,” misshick, an amateur from Michigan admitted. “After just five minutes in Mr. Scouries presence I was not only able to write them, it was quite easy to call him a prick and tell him to go fuck off.”

“He’s a genius, he makes me tingle all over,” gushed serena, “I attend all his courses.”

“It was so helpful for me last year that I’m going to cum twice this year,” darkboy/les said in the letter he sent reserving two places in this year’s course. “I’ll get connecting rooms which will make it easier for me to talk to myself” (now wouldn’t that be a conversation to eavesdrop on -gl).

ACT NOW * AVAILABLE PLACES STRICTLY LIMITED * FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

Why not give this trip of a lifetime to someone you love????​

Please send any inquiries or applications to me at the following address:

grand_high_poobah@yahoo.com

Gabrielle L.

[size=+2]Dolphins are offering free rides to the first 50 paid up students…[/size]

I'd sign up but, I already know how to write. I'd sign up anyway, it sounds like fun but, it's way too expensive.

Maybe, you can offer and an off season package at a realistic price. I mean, c'mon, your price doesn't even include airfare. I could fly out to Vegas and stay at the best accommodations and bring my honey and return 4 more times for what you're charging to fly to Miami. Let me think, Vegas five times with my honey or Miami?

"Honey! Pack your bags...we're going to Vegas."

Thanks for giving me the inspiration Scouries, you're a pal.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'd sign up but, I already know how to write. I'd sign up anyway, it sounds like fun but, it's way too expensive.

Maybe, you can offer and an off season package at a realistic price. I mean, c'mon, your price doesn't even include airfare. I could fly out to Vegas and stay at the best accommodations and bring my honey and return 4 more times for what you're charging to fly to Miami. Let me think, Vegas five times with my honey or Miami?

"Honey! Pack your bags...we're going to Vegas."

Thanks for giving me the inspiration Scouries, you're a pal.

I read your lastest story, PT, and I think you'd do well in flying to Miami and taking the writing workshop instead of wasting your time in Vegas.

Your story wasn't nearly as funny as the ones I used to write when I was writing here. I suggest you reconsider your travel destination, that is, if you have any hope of having a writing career as successful as mine has been on this board. I am the second best writer here, after all, behind Sir Scouries.

 

[Darkniciad]

This needs to be quoted for posterity, to preserve the laughable absurdity once he deletes it.

scouries museum on Miami Beach? scouries world films? scouries world mansion?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SPECIAL OFFER FOR LITEROTICA AHLand MEMBERS ONLY​

[size=+3]15% OFF *** SPECIAL *** 15% OFF[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]

Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

[/size]​

ScouriesEnterprises, in conjunction with JRS Inc., and ScouriesFilms, is pleased to offer special discounts to Literotica authors who wish to participate in this winter’s special Souries Winter Beach Erotic Writing Seminars.

Hosted and led by best selling author and award winning sexologist james r scouries this ten day seminar, in its fifteenth year, is aimed at amateur writers who wish to improve their craft (as well as their sex lives). A seminar designed to augment their knowledge of sex as well as their ability to write about it.

Rubbing shoulders with giants in the field, even mere AHers will soon find the words flowing effortlessly from their newly inspired brains.

Details of this year’s Miami Beach seminar are as follows:

[size=+2]MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA, U S A [/size]
Thursday, March 5th - Sunday March 15th 2009​

ACCOMADATION OPTIONS:
Ritz Carlton
1 Lincoln Road
South Beach
Miami, Florida

Or the

Miami DELANO
1685 Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, Florida

PRICE:$12,763 US*
*Airfare not included; ten nights of deluxe accommodation, double occupancy; full American breakfasts every day, all lunches and five dinners; all airport/hotel transfers; a welcome gift of ScouriesEnterprises latest sex toys; a deluxe leather bound volume of james r scouries greatest stories from JRS Inc.; six DVD’s from ScouriesFilms that include behind the scenes interviews with the famous author; three special day trips to places of especial interest to erotic writers; plus much much more…
All participants will also be awarded lifetime memberships in the ‘james r scouries’ official fan club and receive the monthly newsletter of ‘scouries’ news.
The price quoted for Literoticans ($12,763) has been discounted 15% for you as both a tribute to you my Literotica friends as well as in the hope it may raise the overall writing standards of Lit contributors in the future. It should be noted that 73% of Literotica prize winners over the past two years have attended at least one Scouries seminar (and often two or three) before they won their first contest (the remaining 27% bribed the ROYAL FAMILY).

SCHEDULE:
Each day we will start promptly at 7:30 a.m. with a run followed by calisthenics on the pearly white sands of Miami Beach. This will be followed at 8:15 a.m. by breakfast on the open air deck by the pool and overlooking the ocean (clothing optional) which will be served after a reading by the famed author from one of his award winning stories.

Morning Seminars: 8:45-11:45 a.m. daily

The morning seminars will mainly focus on the technical aspects of writing. Would be authors will be introduced to the full gamut of modern writing techniques by an international panel composed of widely respected authors, publishers, editors and critics under the leadership of james scouries himself. Many of LITEROTICA’s 1000+ VOTE CLUB will be giving talks. Topics will include:

- Character development
- Plot construction
- Modern dialogue
- To Grammar or not
- Defining your style
- Editing techniques

Course presenters will include (among others) sarahhh, freddie, serena (if she’s out of jail by then), and the pilot.

Afternoon Sessions: 1-4 p.m. daily

The afternoon sessions will feature talks and demonstrations by j r scouries and his special helpers (yes, including yours truly Gabby L) on among other subjects:

- The ‘Kama Scouries’ – an introduction to advanced sexual positions
- Improving your sexual vocabulary
- Oral sex explained
-Are you mentally challenged?
- Latin Lovers?
- Penis Envy or How big should you make the black mans penis?
- The art of arousing your reader
-How to measure breasts literotically
- Promoting your work
- Getting the VOTE out
-Can I write a 100+ COMMENT story?
-Who is ANONYMOUS and why he doesn’t like your story
-Taking a TROLL on the boardwalk

Evening Sorties: 11:00 p.m. til ….. special excursions to among other places:

- Calle Ocho and the Cuban Quarter
- A chance to be an extra in the latest ScouriesFilms production
- the hottest clubs in the ART District
- Washington Avenue meltdowns
- Miami Ink
- A party at the ScouriesWorld mansion

Special Event:

“Daddy”, I Whispered Day: A day devoted to the study of what has been acclaimed “LITEROTICA’S #1 STORY of ALL TIME”. Led by 1000+ VOTE CLUB member KillerMuffin and the author himself, attending students will learn what steps were involved in fashioning this masterpiece.

Special Excursions:

Day 3: A chance to participate in the Grand Opening ceremony at the just completed ScouriesWorld/LITEROTICA HALL of FAME MUSEUM on Miami Beach. During the evening the first five inductees will be introduced.

Day 6: After an afternoon on Haulover Beach, one of America’s foremost nude beaches, seminar participants will be whisked away for an evening visit to CLUB Miami Velvet, South Florida’s most renowned swingers club.

Day 9: Gambling Day: We will start at Gulfstream Park where our students will be able to watch and wager on some of the greatest thoroughbreds in America before traveling by deluxe motorcoach to the historic Hollywood Dog Track where we will be served dinner in the famed Samba Room overlooking the track. From there we’ll travel up the A1A to Dania Beach and the fontons of Dania Jai Lai. Finally we’ll end the evening at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood where we’ll be treated to their famed CABARET.

Optional Excursion: (of especial interest to our lesbian participants) Swimming with the Dolphins: A chance for our students to take a break from writing and ride (or get ridden) by a giant Miami Bay Dolphin.

[size=+2]SPECIAL EXTRA FOR AHers ONLY!![/SIZE]​

On Friday, March 13th, seminar participants will be invited to a special cocktail party that is being held in conjunction with the 1000+ VOTE CLUB annual meetings and dinner. Here students will be able to rub shoulders and mingle in a congenial atmosphere with the giants of LITEROTICA writing history. Although no final confirmations have been received this club boasts an all star line up that includes the likes of sarahhh, KillerMuffin, youbadboy, rgjohn, HotLisaG, nikki_2021, Wm_Sexspear and of course our host, james r scouries.

[size=+3]S S S S S[/SIZE]​

Here are some comments from previous years particpants:

“I was tickled pink to be able to attend last year,” one of LITEROTICA’S sweetest young ladies wrote. “And it led directly to my winning a prize in the HALLOWEEN contest.”

“I learned so much, especially the class on How to choose names for your characters,” wrote Elianna, an non human author whose presence at last years course quickly translated into an award winning 37 chapter best seller.

“I came all the way from ‘Down Under’ and it was worth it! Mr. Scouries certainly got my kangaroo hopping,” another 2008 contest winner, miss blue emu, conceded.

“I had trouble writing dirty words, you know, like fuck or penis, before I took the course,” misshick, an amateur from Michigan admitted. “After just five minutes in Mr. Scouries presence I was not only able to write them, it was quite easy to call him a prick and tell him to go fuck off.”

“He’s a genius, he makes me tingle all over,” gushed serena, “I attend all his courses.”

“It was so helpful for me last year that I’m going to cum twice this year,” darkboy/les said in the letter he sent reserving two places in this year’s course. “I’ll get connecting rooms which will make it easier for me to talk to myself” (now wouldn’t that be a conversation to eavesdrop on -gl).

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[slyc_willie]

This needs to be quoted for posterity, to preserve the laughable absurdity once he deletes it.

scouries museum on Miami Beach? scouries world films? scouries world mansion?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey, Dark, let's split a room.

And when the Poobah's not looking, we'll snag Gabby and use her as a flotation device in the pool.

 

[PositiveThinker]

If you want my opinion, I think Scouries is Bostonfictionwriter, which would explain why he always protects him and never has anything bad to say about him.

All this time it was Scouries trying to win the Survivor Contest and not some guy from Boston, which would explain why Scouries was so active in trying to change the Survivor Contest rules for 2009 and then claiming that he'd never participate in the contest.

He's been participating all along. It makes me wonder what other identities Scouries has. All this time, he's been arguing with himself.

He's a master of disguises.

 

[slyc_willie]

If you want my opinion, I think Scouries is Bostonfictionwriter, which would explain why he always protects him and never has anything bad to say about him.

All this time it was Scouries trying to win the Survivor Contest and not some guy from Boston, which would explain why Scouries was so active in trying to change the Survivor Contest rules for 2009 and then claiming that he'd never participate in the contest.

He's been participating all along. It makes me wonder what other identities Scouries has. All this time, he's been arguing with himself.

He's a master of disguises.

No, no, no . . .

See, first there was "Sarahhh," who pretended to be a woman to attract readers. That didn't work, and when she was found out, she was laughed out of the AH. So HE created "scouries," who pretends to receive royalties from Literotica, as well as being close to Laurel and Manu. He's taking advantage of the good graces of the site owners who have long espoused free speech. Essentially, sarahhh/scouries is just a pathetic troll.

Have pity on the little guy.

 

[Darkniciad]

Hey, Dark, let's split a room.

And when the Poobah's not looking, we'll snag Gabby and use her as a flotation device in the pool.

I'm really seriously considering a call to the Ritz this weekend, to post a transcript of the phone call when I ask them about this fabulous event that they've hosted for the last fifteen years *laugh*

I still can't get over the childish MS Paint "banner" he posted from the last one *snort*

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm really seriously considering a call to the Ritz this weekend, to post a transcript of the phone call when I ask them about this fabulous event that they've hosted for the last fifteen years *laugh*

I still can't get over the childish MS Paint "banner" he posted from the last one *snort*

Yeah, that was funny. I guess "Scourahhh" was counting on the dazzling display to impress viewers of the thread.

Hell, I make better book covers using the same program.

If you make the call, let's do it conference-style. I'd love to hear what they say, too.

 

[Darkniciad]

Yeah, that was funny. I guess "Scourahhh" was counting on the dazzling display to impress viewers of the thread.

Hell, I make better book covers using the same program.

If you make the call, let's do it conference-style. I'd love to hear what they say, too.

Viewers of the thread? 90% of the forum has him on ignore *laugh*

I really -- really -- want to make that call. Recording it would be even better, if it wasn't illegal *laugh* There would surely be some subtle vocal cues that you just can't convey to their full effect in text.

Just as I told Selena in another thread, Photoshop is worth the money. I've been disappointed by the big names many times, but Photoshop bucks that trend in a big way. I don't know how the hell I got along without it

 

[slyc_willie]

Viewers of the thread? 90% of the forum has him on ignore *laugh*

I really -- really -- want to make that call. Recording it would be even better, if it wasn't illegal *laugh* There would surely be some subtle vocal cues that you just can't convey to their full effect in text.

Just as I told Selena in another thread, Photoshop is worth the money. I've been disappointed by the big names many times, but Photoshop bucks that trend in a big way. I don't know how the hell I got along without it

It wouldn't be illegal, if you're recording your own phone call. Just blank out any pertinent names.

About Photoshop . . . we use Gimp most of the time. Pain in the ass to learn, but once you've got it down, it's, as they say, "money."

 

[michchick98]

No, no, no . . .

See, first there was "Sarahhh," who pretended to be a woman to attract readers. That didn't work, and when she was found out, she was laughed out of the AH. So HE created "scouries," who pretends to receive royalties from Literotica, as well as being close to Laurel and Manu. He's taking advantage of the good graces of the site owners who have long espoused free speech. Essentially, sarahhh/scouries is just a pathetic troll.

Have pity on the little guy.

You also forgot to mention that Sarahhh thinks everyone is Daniellekitten and that Danielle runs this site.

 

[PositiveThinker]

You also forgot to mention that Sarahhh thinks everyone is Daniellekitten and that Danielle runs this site.

Actually, I must admit, after reading his thread, that I like Scouries. Whether or not he receives royalties for sales (hits) his thread is always creatively entertaining. He serves this site as would a ring master in a circus. Nonetheless, I take my hat off to him. Not many could do what he could do. Yeah, when Bostonfictionwriter did his thread for a week, that was fun and funny, but Scouries entertains every day. I say we back off and just enjoy the show.

 

[PositiveThinker]

By the way, I thought it was Laurel who owned and operated the site. I didn't know it was Daniellekitten. Wow!

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

If you want my opinion, I think Scouries is Bostonfictionwriter, which would explain why he always protects him and never has anything bad to say about him.

All this time it was Scouries trying to win the Survivor Contest and not some guy from Boston, which would explain why Scouries was so active in trying to change the Survivor Contest rules for 2009 and then claiming that he'd never participate in the contest.

He's been participating all along. It makes me wonder what other identities Scouries has. All this time, he's been arguing with himself.

He's a master of disguises.

Freddie, you may have changed names, but you're still nothing but a twat!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Freddie, you may have changed names, but you're still nothing but a twat!

*laugh*

Like S/He thought we didn't know?

Pathetic.