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[Anna_Malia75]

QUOTE marsh man Congrats, Elianna!


The big concern I have about her victory is that this same story might win for july, august and september too!

From the official contest rules:

6. Individuals are only eligible to win once in any 6-month period. (i.e. If you win in January, you cannot win again until July.) Also, no author may win more than one prize in any one contest. In the case of two stories by the same author qualifying for two or three prizes, only the higher prize will be awarded.​

One less thing for you to be concerned about!

 

[Darkniciad]

Read the rules? Understand them? Why must you ask miracles of the "threadmaster"?

At least he was too busy compiling lists and sending interoffice memos with the voices in his head to cough up another "masterpiece"

 

[sarahhh]

Why are you worried about it? It's not like any of your stories have even a remote chance of winning anything, ever.

No, of course they don't. Especially since you are in charge of the scorecard. Purrrr.

 

[sarahhh]

[size=+2]Congratulations sarahhh ​

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your team won another one…

…but next year it'll be the Dolfans who will be cheering…

I’m james r scouries and I'm the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]the Dolphins are cuming[/size]

Dude, the Dolphins have the toughest schedule for 2009. Did you-know-who fix that one too?

 

[michchick98]

No, of course they don't. Especially since you are in charge of the scorecard. Purrrr.

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you actually THINK before you post? Maybe you should have the doc up your meds again, butch.

 

[Darkniciad]

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you actually THINK before you post? Maybe you should have the doc up your meds again, butch.

Not only is everyone one person in sarahhh's little world, that one person is actually ( Ominous music ) running the website. The whole thing is a ruse to keep the prize money from the contests by creating alts and giving all the prizes to them.

Perfect pair, her and scouries. Nuttier than a Planter's factory.

 

[michchick98]

Not only is everyone one person in sarahhh's little world, that one person is actually ( Ominous music ) running the website. The whole thing is a ruse to keep the prize money from the contests by creating alts and giving all the prizes to them.

Perfect pair, her and scouries. Nuttier than a Planter's factory.

Yeah, but I can guarantee if I did run this site, I wouldn't be here in this thread. As a matter of fact, this thread wouldn't be here, and sarahhh and scouries wouldn't either.

 

[tickledkitty]

Yeah, but I can guarantee if I did run this site, I wouldn't be here in this thread. As a matter of fact, this thread wouldn't be here, and sarahhh and scouries wouldn't either.

Really. Based on what? Because you don't like them? I think that would be a piss poor way to run things, personally.

 

[Darkniciad]

Really. Based on what? Because you don't like them? I think that would be a piss poor way to run things, personally.

Well, there is scouries claiming that he's paid royalties for clicks. Then you have sarahhh claiming that the prizes are only given to alts of the site owners. Then there's scouries claiming that the contests are fixed by the site owners to reward those they like, having nothing to do with reader votes.

Of course, the claims that these two make are so ludicrous that they're amusing -- in a dark sort of way. I'd likely leave them up too. Don't know if I'd have a professional enough attitude not to post a roll-eyes emoticon and a direct, simple rebuttal to the idiocy every time one of them posted, though.

 

[tickledkitty]

Well, there is scouries claiming that he's paid royalties for clicks. Then you have sarahhh claiming that the prizes are only given to alts of the site owners. Then there's scouries claiming that the contests are fixed by the site owners to reward those they like, having nothing to do with reader votes.

Of course, the claims that these two make are so ludicrous that they're amusing -- in a dark sort of way. I'd likely leave them up too. Don't know if I'd have a professional enough attitude not to post a roll-eyes emoticon and a direct, simple rebuttal to the idiocy every time one of them posted, though.

People say a lot of stupid things here. Lots of people. I'm sure Laurel and Manu have better things to do than to police the forum for nonsense.

 

[Darkniciad]

People say a lot of stupid things here. Lots of people. I'm sure Laurel and Manu have better things to do than to police the forum for nonsense.

Not asking them to *laugh* Just saying that I don't know that I wouldn't.

Pointless, really. These two have crafted such beautiful delusions that they'd only consider answers -- or even unquestionable proof -- as yet another ploy to hide the truth of the conspiracy arrayed against them. I think that they just might honestly believe the wild theories, because accepting the truth requires acknowledging that the pedestal that they're standing on is one that they put there themselves.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE annamaria75 One less thing for you to be concerned about!

You again! I’m pretty sure that the last time we saw you Freddie had just caught you posting stories under two very similar names. Or was it you were trying to take credit for another authors stories? An author whose name you copied. Something like that…

Anyway you’re knowledge of the rules has put my mind at ease. Thanks…

…except what if Elianna starts using her other…

QUOTE sarahhh Dude, the Dolphins have the toughest schedule for 2009

Just what we like hon. Bring em on!

And if I were you I’d simply ignore the “Mentally Challenged” poster … she’s incapable of understanding or contributing at the high intellectual level of this thread. Her place is on the “Happy Birthday” threads… not with giants such as you or I...

miss pink is a princess…

I’m sorry darkboy … the computer spat out your name this morning… I hate to see it, I really do…


I’m james r scouries and I’m the TREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Dolphins now…[/size]

 

[Darkniciad]

Ooooo! Here comes the scary threat of scouries putting something that resembles my name on a meaningless list! I'm quivering, I tell ya!

scouries calling anyone mentally challenged is a laugh riot.

What about that idea of directing all your fans here to defend you, oh sock-puppet king? I'm sure they'd love to discover the bigoted nutcase behind all those tales of ribaldry you spin

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Really. Based on what? Because you don't like them? I think that would be a piss poor way to run things, personally.

My guess? She probably wouldn't have "incest" as a category. That would eliminate Mr. Viagraaaaa and Spouties right there.

 

[Guest]

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THANK YOU!

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[Darkniciad]

Cripes, it took you that long to log in as your alt, copy-paste that, and post it? What did you do, use Gabby's webbed vinyl hands to move the mouse and do all the typing?

 

[LesLumens]

I mean, damn... It only takes a few seconds.

You're calling me mentally challenged? *rolling on floor laughing*

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I mean, damn... It only takes a few seconds.

You're calling me mentally challenged? *rolling on floor laughing*

Give poor Spoutries a break. He couldn't find his reading glasses. And he had to find the prune juice. And then he forgot what he was in the middle of doing... and it took the Viagra bottle on the bathroom counter to jog his memory!

 

[Darkniciad]

Give poor Spoutries a break. He couldn't find his reading glasses. And he had to find the prune juice. And then he forgot what he was in the middle of doing... and it took the Viagra bottle on the bathroom counter to jog his memory!

He could at least make some attempt to give his ridiculous "automated scouries world commodore 64 computer response" somethign resembling plausibility, though.

This is just bad asshattery. I wouldn't be surprised if the Asshatter's Council put him on probation and stripped him of his blazer badge for such sloppy work.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

QUOTE annamaria75 One less thing for you to be concerned about!

You again! I’m pretty sure that the last time we saw you Freddie had just caught you posting stories under two very similar names. Or was it you were trying to take credit for another authors stories? An author whose name you copied. Something like that…

Are you talking about the time that I caught Freddie using a story by an author with a similar name to take a dig at me?

Never mind, I found it. That story, Panties and My Wedding Day, is by Anna_Maria_25. It even has a red H. Yeah, Anna!

My name, though, is Anna_Malia75. The "l" and the "7" are different and she has an extra underlined space. Next time, it might be easier to find my stories by just clicking on the link in my signature. Since Anna_Maria25 isn't here to defend herself, perhaps we should pass on critiquing her story.

P.S. I assume you called me "Mister" because Anna_Maria25 identifies herself as a transsexual. You're so witty.

Shame on you for your selective memory! Go tell your mommy you've been a bad boy. Maybe you'll get a spanking. Wait, that wouldn't be a punishment for you, would it?

 

[scouries]

QUOTE Anna_Malia75 Never mind, I wrote it. That story, Panties and My Wedding Day, is by my other self: Anna_Maria_25.

What a memory I have! You can try to fool us once ma’am but who’s calling the kettle black now? Do you also have a Anna-Marlia50 alt too?


QUOTE serena , serena , serena ! My guess? She probably wouldn't have "incest" as a category. That would eliminate Mr. Viagraaaaa and Spouties right there.

Give poor Spoutries a break. He couldn't find his reading glasses. And he had to find the prune juice. And then he forgot what he was in the middle of doing... and it took the Viagra bottle on the bathroom counter to jog his memory!

Now this is definitely not the little kitty we’ve grown to love. At one time my dear you were one of the few AHers who could distinguish between category and writing skill. Who brought the necessary gravitas to my thread.

Is this by any chance the “pregnancy blues” that posted? If so we’ll forgive you…

… or is it that you’ve been hardened by your time in the big house?

Please god, bring back the sweet, lovable, cuddly, hippie, leftwinger back.

I’m james r scouries and I’m the TREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Dolphins forgive you serena …[/size]

 

[Darkniciad]

The only time this thread has any gravitas is when you and your nutty compatriot are away from it for a while, and rational discussion threadjacks your land of make-believe.

The rest of the time, you're unwittingly playing the straight man in a running gag.

I don't see that invite to your hordes of faithful readers, asking them to come join you here. Don't you want them to know the man behind the "masterpieces"? I thought that was what this thread was for

Guess some tiny part of your brain must still work properly to keep you from doing that, knowing that your numbers would plummet like a stone, right down to the bots-only dregs.

 

[scouries]

Huh? darkboy? you’re lex lumens? this is very weird. So why did you register for the

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Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

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under both your names? I’d hate to see an eager student refused a place because you’re hoping to be able to cum twice.

And why did you book separate rooms? The Ritz ain’t cheap!

I’m james r scouries and I’m the TEACHER…

[size=+2]Dolphins are offering free rides to the first 50 paid up students…[/size]

p.s. full details of this years seminars will be published here soon. E-mail gabby to book today…

 

[Darkniciad]

Why don't you post the dates and venue for this marvelous little seminar, scouries? I'll just give them a call and confirm the details *laugh*

Try to find someone with a little more skill to fake the banner hanging on the hotel this time. The last attempt was so amateurish and pitiful that a five year old could pull it off in MS Paint.

Here comes the excuse about how he doesn't want his hordes of adoring fans showing up, disrupting all the hard work as they fall over themselves begging for autographs

Huh? darkboy? you’re lex lumens? this is very weird. So why did you register for the

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Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

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under both your names? I’d hate to see an eager student refused a place because you’re hoping to be able to cum twice.

And why did you book separate rooms? The Ritz ain’t cheap!

I’m james r scouries and I’m the TEACHER…

[size=+2]Dolphins are offering free rides to the first 50 paid up students…[/size]

p.s. full details of this years seminars will be published here soon. E-mail gabby to book today…

 

[Darkniciad]

Oh, and...