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[Darkniciad]

No first post for you.

 

[Darkniciad]

No first post for you, scouries

 

[Selena_Kitt]

No first post for you, scouries

No second or third one, either... and definitely no soup!

 

[Guest]

Lets Hope This Page Is Better Than The Last One...

...ALTHOUGH IT CERTAINLY HASN'T STARTED STRONG...

4:47 p.m., Saturday, January 31, 2009
ScouriesWorldComputer HO
Miami Beach, Florida
AUTOMATED COMPUTER RESPONSE

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PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE PEOPLE WHO MADE POSTS #5428, 5429, 5430, 5434, 5437, 5443, 5445 and 5450 [SIZE=+2]miss hick and banana boy [/size], ON PAGE 218 OF THE SCOURIES THREAD HAVE BEEN JUDGED BY THE ScouriesWorld COMPUTER TO BE INCAPABLE OF MAKING A POST THAT MEETS THE STANDARDS OF THIS THREAD. HE/SHE HAS BEEN PLACED ON THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST, HIS/HER NAME HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE ROYALS, AND WE SUGGEST YOU IGNORE HIS/HER POST.

THANK YOU!

[SIZE=+2]MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST[/SIZE]
(those so far identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers)

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miss hick ​

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IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT THE PERSON WHO MADE POSTS 5440, 5444 and 5449 IS COMING PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO JOINING THE LIST.

 

[Darkniciad]

Wow, how scary. An imaginary computer program operated by a blow-up doll that is the split personality of a delusional hack is threatening to print a name.

I know the truth is a scary thing in your world, scouries. You may as well call that your "La la la la la! I can't hear you!" list

Oh well, every minute you're desperately trying to keep the cardboard scenery from falling down here in your little land of make-believe is a minute that you're not bogging down the Lit servers with your vote and click bots, so carry on, oh sock puppet king.

Fifteen thousand votes *snicker*

Twenty or thirty people that are all one person *chortle*

Royalties *guffaw*

Blockbuster films, writing seminars...

Oh, my ribs hurt

Hey! I got an idea, scouries. Why don't you link this thread in your bio. That way, all your loyal readers can find their way here to defend your honor *rolling on the floor laughing*

 

[sarahhh]

Yes, your theory that some twenty or thirty people ( or is it more? Perhaps you could make a list so that we could discover how many of us you've "found out" *snicker* ) are all one person who is actually the owner of the site, turning out tens of thousands of words in posts and stories on a regular basis, is much more plausible

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I see you haven't fully recovered from your stroke, Danielle. Quick, somebody light more candles.

 

[Darkniciad]

I see you haven't fully recovered from your stroke, Danielle. Quick, somebody light more candles.

So, where's that list, Sarahhh?

Enquiring minds want to know how many are we?

I suppose you could have scouries blow-up doll go through all your posts and index them for you, if you've forgotten a few.

Put it all out there on the table. Show the whole conspiracy for what it is! List the names of the dastardly chracters who are all one, with the sole purpose of keeping you from the greatness you so richly deserve! Everyone will have to believe you, when you show them the names.

Sorry, it's hard to keep a straight face while saying that *laugh*

Maybe you could just send some titty pics to someone and get them to go through your posts, if scouries inflateable secretary is too busy.

 

[cloudy]

So, where's that list, Sarahhh?

Enquiring minds want to know how many are we?

I suppose you could have scouries blow-up doll go through all your posts and index them for you, if you've forgotten a few.

Put it all out there on the table. Show the whole conspiracy for what it is! List the names of the dastardly chracters who are all one, with the sole purpose of keeping you from the greatness you so richly deserve! Everyone will have to believe you, when you show them the names.

Sorry, it's hard to keep a straight face while saying that *laugh*

Maybe you could just send some titty pics to someone and get them to go through your posts, if scouries inflateable secretary is too busy.

She once accused me, Abs, Lou, Lauren, Charley, Lucky, Sweetsubsarahh, and Raphy, of all people, of all being the same person.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Enquiring minds want to know how many are we?

We are Legion!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey, if somebody else is me, could they go fold the laundry. I really don't want to get up right now. Thanks, who ever I am.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hey, if somebody else is me, could they go fold the laundry. I really don't want to get up right now. Thanks, who ever I am.

Not only is it folded, but it's ironed, and put away.

"You're welcome."

 

[Safe_Bet]

Not only is it folded, but it's ironed, and put away.

"You're welcome."

Good. I'm glad that the you me did it. I would have felt bad if the other person who is me had done it cuz she's all preggers. Unless you are really her than that would mean that you're preggers and she is the one who everyone gets pissed at all the time.

(Wow, I think I just put a knot in my brain... ouch!)


ETA BTW, did I / you / she / me use starch?

 

[Darkniciad]

We are Legion!

And most of us are quite talented.

( I'm the runt of the litter )

 

[michchick98]

9:54 a.m., Thursday, January 29, 2009
ScouriesWorldComputer HO
Miami Beach, Florida
DELUSIONAL FUCK-WIT RESPONSE

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PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE PERSON WHO MADE POSTS #5410, 5421 AND 5423, [SIZE=+2]michchick98[/size], ON PAGE 217 OF THE SCOURIES THREAD HAS BEEN JUDGED BY THE ScouriesWorld COMPUTER TO BE CAPABLE OF MAKING A POST THAT MEETS THE STANDARDS OF THE HIGHEST LITERARY GENIUS. SHE HAS BEEN PLACED ON THE LITERARY GENIUSES LIST, HER NAME HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE ROYALS. SOON, THEY'LL INVITE HER TO PARTAKE IN ROUSING FESITIVITIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, BALLROOM DANCING AND A SPIRITED GAME OF CRICKET. WE SUGGEST YOU READ EACH AND EVERY ONE OF HER POSTs.

THANK YOU!

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(those so far identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers)

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At least I'm in good company

 

[michchick98]

So, where's that list, Sarahhh?

Enquiring minds want to know how many are we?

Um, I think there's four, maybe five of us who are all Danielle. Then there's Selena who's Danielle (included in the four or five) but who's also Soular and a couple others, but I don't recall who exactly she is...beyond herself, Danielle and Soular, of course.

Then Sarahhh had nice words to say about Soular yesterday, so maybe Selena isn't really her, but Soular is really Selena?

I think what butch is trying so desperately to say is that there are only about eight people who actually write/read on Lit. All the hundreds (perhaps thousands?) of other IDs on Lit are alts of....well, everyone else.

Damn, my head hurts. I hope she hurries with that list so we can finally get it straight who's who.

 

[Darkniciad]

The must be patching up leaks in Gabby's voluptous vinyl body so she can get to work on it, wearing that O-mouthed look of perpetual surprise

 

[Black Tulip]

Some things never change.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Some things never change.

Yes we do, to stop smelling! It's just scurvies that doesn't change.

 

[Guest]

gabby, please post jacqui's memo to my thread, jim

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*** INTEROFFICE MEMO ***​

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Sunday, Feb 1st, 2009
To: James R. Scouries
From: Jacqui in Central Accounting

preliminary SALES REPORT for January 2009

SALES: 252,588
VOTES: 1,888

Boss, I'll forward details of the expected ROYALTY payments first thing tomorrow. They should be quite interesting. Have a good weekend,

J

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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*** INTEROFFICE MEMO ***​

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Sunday, Feb 1st, 2009
To: James R. Scouries
From: Jacqui in Central Accounting

preliminary SALES REPORT for January 2009

SALES: 252,588
VOTES: 1,888

Boss, I'll forward details of the expected ROYALTY payments first thing tomorrow. They should be quite interesting. Have a good weekend,

J

Wow, now that's impressive. I'm envious.

Only, was this a mistake that Gabby made this public knowledge or was this to rub it in the face of the non-believers that you are a highly paid and well regarded, the #1 writer on Literotica?

Just wondering...

 

[Safe_Bet]

Wow, now that's impressive. I'm envious.

Only, was this a mistake that Gabby made this public knowledge or was this to rub it in the face of the non-believers that you are a highly paid and well regarded, the #1 writer on Literotica?

Just wondering...

Or does it mean that he is ambidextrous and can jerk off with either one of his "alts"? Just wondering, too...

 

[Darkniciad]

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*** INTEROFFICE MEMO ***​

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Sunday, Feb 1st, 2009
To: James R. Scouries
From: Jacqui in Central Accounting

preliminary SALES REPORT for January 2009

SALES: 252,588
VOTES: 1,888

Boss, I'll forward details of the expected ROYALTY payments first thing tomorrow. They should be quite interesting. Have a good weekend,

J

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It's no wonder that all of his characters are the same flat, cardboard cut-outs in every "masterpiece". All of his alts sound exactly like him

If he put half as much imagination into his stories as he puts into this imaginary life of champagne wishes and caviar dreams on the forum, he might be worth reading once in a while.

 

[scouries]

steelers...

[size=+2]Congratulations sarahhh ​

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your team won another one…

…but next year it'll be the Dolfans who will be cheering…

I’m james r scouries and I'm the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]the Dolphins are cuming[/size]

 

[scouries]

QUOTE marsh man Congrats, Elianna!


The big concern I have about her victory is that this same story might win for july, august and september too!

Interestingly enough ch1 was rated 4.58 and ch2 4.73.

Mind you, there is a lot to say in favor of miss elianna … she's one of my favorite non humans...


1 4.92 646 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 18 Elianna 09/04/08
2 4.92 228 Fire Ch. 03 Enithermon 10/09/08
3 4.92 143 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 10 Elianna 06/14/08
4 4.91 102 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 08 Elianna 06/03/08
5 4.91 97 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 09 Elianna 06/09/08
6 4.90 248 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 13 Elianna 07/05/08
7 4.90 199 Leader of the Pack Ch. 26 secretme 01/02/08
8 4.90 194 Kiss of the Moon Ch. 11 whitesabretooth 07/13/08
9 4.90 156 Kiss of the Moon Ch. 10 whitesabretooth 07/03/08
10 4.90 42 It's Always Time Act 03 Ch. 04 Oblimo 04/23/07
11 4.90 21 Pawns of Olympus Ch. 03 Illicit Kitty 01/07/07
12 4.89 300 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 14 Elianna 07/13/08
13 4.89 161 Vampire Seduction Ch. 02 wishfulthinking 03/29/05
14 4.89 89 Kiss of the Moon Ch. 06 whitesabretooth 03/12/08
15 4.89 83 Darkness Calling Ch. 03 madam_noe 08/26/07
16 4.89 79 Leader of the Pack Ch. 15 secretme 12/14/07
17 4.89 64 Whitesteeple Ch. 07 thelastempress 06/14/08
18 4.89 54 Darkness Calling Ch. 04 madam_noe 09/05/07
19 4.89 19 It's Always Time Act 02 Ch. 02 Oblimo 08/13/06
20 4.88 422 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 17 Elianna 08/21/08
21 4.88 395 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 16 Elianna 08/06/08
22 4.88 207 A Vampire's Reward wildcat1971_2000 06/28/06
23 4.88 199 Falling Into Darkness Ch. 11 Elianna 06/26/08


I’m james r scouries and I’m the TREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers are non-humans…[/size]

 

[michchick98]

QUOTE marsh man Congrats, Elianna!


The big concern I have about her victory is that this same story might win for july, august and september too!

Why are you worried about it? It's not like any of your stories have even a remote chance of winning anything, ever.