Asian Massage Parlor Fun

Have you been to this place before? If not, I'd go just for a massage. Meet them first. You ARE asking them to do something illegal for you, after all. Waltzing in with a cockring on or a plug in your ass would be a little over the top, IMHO.
 
Have you been to this place before?

He mentioned that he's had experiences there before. At least, I'm assuming he was talking about the same place.


I have no personal experience in this at all, but it reminds me of a funny story.

My mom's friend went to an Asian massage parlor just for a massage and when he went and laid down on the table, the girl asked, "Blow job or hand job." He was really confused, thinking he'd misheard her, so he asked her to repeat. "Would you like a blowjob or a handjob." It caught him completely off guard. When he told her he just wanted a massage, she started crying and said that if she didn't give him something she'd get fired. So, he asked how much a blowjob was ($60) and how much a handjob was ($40). He ended up throwing $60 at her and running out of there.

I just about died when my mom told me this. I wanted to find out where it was and go in for a massage, just to see if they'd offer me a happy ending (I'm a female, for the record).
 
Wow, seriously? You think they are that naive? They're not chimps, you know.
 
BASED ON A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME

I was 18 and experiencing some leg cramps during summer, because I hadn’t done much exercise before I started playing a bit of football with my mates. I’m not very tall, or very built, a little on the scrawny side, I easily pass for 16 or even 15. Which is fine for me because I some times got away from paying the bus fair ;)

I have light brown skin, black hair, and been told I have girlish kissable lips. I usually dress in black skin tight jeans, white un-tucked shirt under a black jumper with the cuffs sticking out. Because of my appearance I was often treated like a child, so I acted like a child I was quite immature.

Anyway, I decided to go to a misuse, he worked from home; I had never been to one before. When I got there I was greeted by a Chinese man dressed in a white gown, he looked about in his 40’s. He led me to his ‘parlour’ which was basically his front room. For some reason I was rather nervous, like I said it was my first time getting a massage.

He told me to take of my clothes so I removed my shoes and socks and then pulled down my jeans awkwardly to my ankles and then jumped about a bit as I pulled my feet out from them.

I then pulled the jumper over my head and lightly tossed it on the couch that was on side of the room, before slowly starting to unbutton my shirt.

After I was done, I stood awkwardly holding my elbow wearing only my black underwear.

The misuse told me to get on to his massage bed thing; I really didn’t know what it was actually called. He told me to lie down so my back was to him. At first he began to massage my shoulders, It was relaxing, the oils really helped to relax me. His hands slowly trailed down my back to my hips, I noticed his hands tended to go too far towards my crack at times. It was a little strange, but I figured it was part of the massage.

A few minutes later he asked me to turn around so the front of my body was facing him. He had a very pleasant and jolly personality, he asked me if I would mind taking my underwear of because it was getting in his way and he couldn’t massage my hips properly.
I barely had time to object as his hands quickly went to the sides of my hips and rather swiftly, he pulled down the underwear exposing my penis. Since he had already pulled down my underwear I decided not to object. I lifted my body up slightly so he could pull it down to my thighs and then I lifted my legs so he could easily bring it down my ankles and feet.

I was a bit surprised, and shocked, nervous as hell and quite a bit frightened. But for some weird reason, I was also excited by the situation, and turned on.





For the next half hour, he continued to massage my back, like normal, he asked me if I felt cold. I said yes, and he placed a few white towels on me, to keep me warm.

I noticed after a while, he seemed to concentrate on my ass a whole lot, he massaged my cheeks a lot, but while he did so, his hands seemed to often slip towards my penis, just brushing against my knob which by now had grown an erection, I was embarrassed to let him see.

When he asked me to turn around again so my front was facing him, I was a little slow to do what he said. But I did none the less, hoping he wouldn’t notice or if he did just ignore it.

He massaged me again for a minute or so, his big hands running down my back towards my hips, he was strong, and every time he did this, I noticed my body rise, particularly my hips towards the end as his hands would be resting on them. The third time he did this I noticed that my knob touched against nose. I shook it off, as I figured it was probably a freak accident.

But then it happened again, but this time, I felt some thing prickly on the end of my knob. At first I didn’t know what it was, but then it happened again, this time it was more of a flicking motion on my cut and it lasted a bit longer. I realized what was happening and I raised my head slightly to see.

He told me lay back down, close my eyes and relax. I did as he said. What happened next I never had imagined in my wildest dreams.

He stroked my penis and then licked my cock all the way to the knob. Then he grabbed it with both hands and pulled it upwards to his mouth and took it all in. He began to give me a blow job, my heart raced and I felt a shiver as I reached my climax, I tried to hold it in, but I couldn’t. Lots and lots of hot cum was unloaded into his mouth.

There was a pause, as he moved away and spat out the cum somewhere. Then he came back to me and asked me if I was alright.

I shook my head, almost shivering. He gave me a hug and apologised telling me he couldn’t control him self.

After a few minutes I got dressed and paid him £30.00 which is what he charged me, he hugged me again, but this time as he pulled away he pulled my jeans towards him, as I wasn’t wearing a belt, they went quite far, he managed to grab both my jeans and underwear, so he was looking at my penis. It was no longer erect though.

He let me go. But he told me to come back in a week’s time. I didn’t. In fact I never went back…
 
In many Asian countries sex toys are nowhere to be found. Many of the girls at the parlors have arrived in the states within the past few months. If all the see is a rubber square in my ass, they might not know if it is medical or not.
Dude, this is a straight-up passel of nonsense.

Also, your whole trip is weirdly passive-aggressive and, some might say, creepy.
 
Is there a link to BDSM in this that I'm not seeing?

Yes. Every single thing imaginable that doesn't fit under the "missionary position with the lights out" version of sex comes to roost here, don't you know? 'Cause it's KINKY. :rolleyes:

For the record, I don't get it, either. I ask myself why this kind of stuff gets put here all the time.
 
I would argue that an act like this is an act of submission. It is an act of humiliating oneself in front of a stranger.

It might be considered creepy / harassment because the masseuse has not asked for this, but one could argue that the masseuse herself is actually a prostitute and has actually put herself in a position where this is not out of the norm. After all, everyone walks into her booth expecting to have their cock stroked to completion.

Not every girl in New York City, one of the most liberal places on earth, knows exactly what a butt plug is and would recognize one. And you can buy one within a mile of where you live, almost everyone has access to the internet, and everyone can buy a BDSM porno at their corner news stand.

From what I understand, there are places in Asia where pornography has been baned and the internet is censored. Do you think that women who grow up in that culture and have recently moved to NYC definitely know what a butt plug is? How would they know it was anything different than a Colostomy attachment plug?

I would argue this is not an act of submission, per say. Who exactly are you submitting to? How is orchestrating everything and exposing some girl to things she hasn't consented to, not to mention insulting her intelligence (assuming she has no clue what a plug is, just because she's Asian) and putting her in an illegal position an act of submission?

It's your kink. Fine. Rock on with your bad self and all that, but sheesh man. :rolleyes:
 
It might be considered creepy / harassment because the masseuse has not asked for this, but one could argue that the masseuse herself is actually a prostitute and has actually put herself in a position where this is not out of the norm. After all, everyone walks into her booth expecting to have their cock stroked to completion.

Isn't that just a different version of "She was wearing a short skirt so she deserved what she got"?

I don't mean to say that wearing a short skirt is the same as performing sex acts for money, or what you are planning is tantamount to rape, but the fact remains that this woman will not have consented to what you are doing.

Instead of hoping the Asian masseuse will play along with your little fantasy, why not pay for a prodomme?
 
If it's in the seedy part of town and has a solid reputation for happy endings then I'd see her pretty much as a prostitute and wouldn't worry what I had up my ass. Or for a big tip up front you might get two of her fingers up your ass and everyone wins.
 
Yes. Every single thing imaginable that doesn't fit under the "missionary position with the lights out" version of sex comes to roost here, don't you know? 'Cause it's KINKY. :rolleyes:

:D

You forgot that the nightclothes need to stay on during said missionary position fornication.
 
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