So... I'm totally plagiarising ADR

[VelvetDarkness]

*drumroll and fanfare*

I'm having brain surgery on Wednesday.

I've been on the NHS waiting list for a while and now I've deteriorated a bit, I have finally been called up. Lucky me! It's a fairly non-invasive op to treat intra-cranial hypertension, which has been giving me complications with my epilepsy for a while now. The migraines, nausea and even temporary blindness have been why I've gone quiet lately.

Hopefully I'll be back in a week or so, fixed up and good as new. All positive thoughts, prayers, vibes and cyberhugs will be gratefully received however. I'm feeling a bit scared and fragile today and I know how you all like to make a fuss.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Positive vibes definitely beaming your way from the foothills of the Great Smoky Mountains. And s, too.

 

[kitten_candy]

although i'm more of a lurker... i wanted to wish you well.

good karma, thoughts, prayers, coming your way.

- kit

 

[00Syd]

Wishing you the best best best of luck and a speedy recovery. Big hugs!

 

[graceanne]

Good luck. *hugs*

 

[mylaceratedheart]

I hope everything turns out ok. You have made me feel welcome here.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Sending lots of positive vibes your way *hugs*

 

[Tabea]

Good luck

 

[Netzach]

positive vibes aplenty.

 

[DemonLove]

To: The most wonderful girl in any corner of Lit.

Words fail.
You have all the best wishes and joyful strength I could possibly send. Even my wife,to whom you've not yet spoken, sends her best to you.
You will pull through nicely,and you will rejoin your Master in England,and all of us friends of yours here in cyberspace. You will be your sharp,lovely self and good as new. This will all happen quite soon. You are loved.
I'll stand post at my little corner of Lit. and stand guard,awaiting your speedy return.
Yours truly,
(You know who.)

 

[eastern sun]

Here's wishing I could sit in the waiting room . . . . our thoughts are with you, velvet.

 

[intothewoods]

Hope the procedure goes smoothly, Velvet.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Good luck honey, I'm sure everything will be absolutely fine, and you'll be back before you know it! *huggles*

 

[rida]

thoughts, positive vibes, and some extra goodness coming your way ~~~~~

will be waiting here for your return

 

[naxalite0906]

Best wishes and lots of good vibes being sent your way

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Thanks so much guys. I've made some truly amazing acquaintances through Lit and it really does mean so much to have your support. Thanks also for the incredible pms I've received. Hopefully I can respond to them all before weds.

Hopefully, they'll get it right this time and I won't have to take my brain back for a refund.

Three older men are undergoing a neurological review at the doctor's office.

The Doctor asks "What is three times three?"

The first man answers "274."

The second man answers "Tuesday."

The third man answers "Nine."

The doctor pleasantly surprised at the third man's correct response, inquires "Great! How did you get that answer?"

"Simple. Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Two neurologists are hot air ballooning when clouds come up and they realize they're lost. They go lower, and suddenly the clouds part and they see that they're passing over a field where a man is on a tractor.

One of the neurologists leans out and yells, "Hey! Where are we?"

The man on the tractor looks up and shouts back, "In a balloon!"

Then the clouds swallow them up again. The first neurologist smiles. "This has been a great day! We saw good scenery, we put back some brewskies, and now to make the day complete, the first guy we meet is a neurologist too."

"Wait a minute!" interjects his friend. "That looked like a farmer to me. What makes you say he's a neurologist?"

"Well, think about how he answered our question. He gave us precise localization and it didn't help a bit."

 

[Bandit58]

Hope all goes well velvet *hugs*

 

[BiBunny]

Good vibes and prayers being sent your way, Velvet.

 

[DVS]

Don't worry. All will go well. I can feel it, and it feels smooth.

Hey, while you're in your operation, you might ask your doctor if he can make you just a bit more kinky. Frankly, I don't know if there is such a thing as "too kinky". Is there?

I wonder what part of the brain controls kinky. It's surely a large part!

 

[ecstaticsub]

Prayers, hugs and best wishes on a speedy recovery!

I LOVED your neurologists jokes, I will be bringing them into work tomorrow.

 

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[ultramarineblue]

Sending lots of positive vibes your way

 

[Xelebes]

Two neurologists are hot air ballooning when clouds come up and they realize they're lost. They go lower, and suddenly the clouds part and they see that they're passing over a field where a man is on a tractor.

One of the neurologists leans out and yells, "Hey! Where are we?"

The man on the tractor looks up and shouts back, "In a balloon!"

Then the clouds swallow them up again. The first neurologist smiles. "This has been a great day! We saw good scenery, we put back some brewskies, and now to make the day complete, the first guy we meet is a neurologist too."

"Wait a minute!" interjects his friend. "That looked like a farmer to me. What makes you say he's a neurologist?"

"Well, think about how he answered our question. He gave us precise localization and it didn't help a bit."

Neurologists are fun.

 

[SubKekiLee]

Velvet!
OMG positive vibes coming your way across the pond.. YOU are in my heartfelt thoughts and prayers all will be fine...

We will miss you, while your recovering.. HURRY back!