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[tickledkitty]

No no you misunderstood Mr. Viagra - er - Sarahhh. We're ALL Danielle. I'm Danielle. You're Danielle. Hey... maybe HE'S Danielle...!

I'm not Danielle. Nope. Not me.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Actually, now that I think about it, when Dani was posting here months ago, you, Selena, were not where to be found. Now that Dani is gone, here you are making a fool of yourself while sticking your big belly in everyone's business.

I have read numerous posts where both you and Dani have posted, but I'm starting to wonder like the rest of them about you.

Further, I've come to the consensus, just as it was on Voyeur Web My Story board, which was closed down because of posters like you and your friends, that there are more identities than there are people here. What is more disburbing is when one identity of the same person argues with another identity. Now, you may think that's fun and funny, but to me, that's just nuts.

If you want my opinion...well, I'll give it anyway. I think you're all nuts. I can't imagine spending the amount of time you people spend on this board.

Get out. Do something. Live life. Step away from the cheese doodles and turn off the computer.

Hey, now that I no longer write stories for you and your friends to bash, now that I no longer enter contests for you and your friends to destroy my scores, there's nothing you can do to me but to make nonsensical and ignorant comments, which is what you and/or your friends will do as soon as I post this.

Or...you can just ignore me. Only, you're the ones that have to live with yourselves living on this forum board 24/7. Don't you feel confined? It's an feeling sitting here and posting...shit.

Wow!

Okay, I'll admit it. You are actually my alt. Happy now?

(God I hate it when I have to have talks like this with myself, but, somebody has to tell me/him that I/he is being annoying.)

 

[cloudy]

No no you misunderstood Mr. Viagra - er - Sarahhh. We're ALL Danielle. I'm Danielle. You're Danielle. Hey... maybe HE'S Danielle...!

You're not Danielle - I'm Danielle.

 

[MarshAlien]

Oh, all right. I confess. I am Danielle. DanielleMutton, an older, tougher, less tasty version. Good in stews.

 

[scouries]

still no mention of the demise of the chargers poor bet?

As to Didn't she die? Im sure I saw misshick mention she'd passed on...

Which was sad... she wasn't the worst kitty in the litter p.).. not by a long way...

just saying...

I'm james r scouries and I approve this message...

p.s. was that a post by miss pinks pal? now thats really worrisome...

 

[Safe_Bet]

No no you misunderstood Mr. Viagra - er - Sarahhh. We're ALL Danielle. I'm Danielle. You're Danielle. Hey... maybe HE'S Danielle...!

Why do I suddenly hear a wacked version of that old Dr. Pepper song in my head...

I'm a Danielle, he's a Danielle, she's a Danielle, wouldn't you like to be a Danielle too?

 

[tickledkitty]

p.s. was that a post by miss pinks pal? now thats really worrisome...

He's here, you're here, I'm here...Just like old times, eh Jim?

 

[Safe_Bet]

As to Didn't she die? Im sure I saw misshick mention she'd passed on...

Which was sad... she wasn't the worst kitty in the litter p.).. not by a long way...

just saying...

I'm james r scouries and I approve this message...

p.s. was that a post by miss pinks pal? now thats really worrisome...

Yup. the Chargers lost (after going a week further into the play off than the Dolphins did, BTW)

Hey, Jimbo, wait till you read the great story I wrote for the Valentine's Contest. I tried to write it in the same style that you and Sarahhhhhhh use. It's all about the Lightening Bolt Girls fisting the hell out of the "Flipper" Cheerleaders in their locker room after a game. Needless to say, the Flipper Cheerleaders "flip" over to the lesbian side by the time they are done. You know the saying "Once you go queer chick, you lose all interest in man dick"

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Hey, Jimbo, wait till you read the great story I wrote for the Valentine's Contest. I tried to write it in the same style that you and Sarahhhhhhh use. It's all about the Lightening Bolt Girls fisting the hell out of the "Flipper" Cheerleaders in their locker room after a game. Needless to say, the Flipper Cheerleaders "flip" over to the lesbian side by the time they are done. You know the saying "Once you go queer chick, you lose all interest in man dick"[/COLOR]

Hey, SafeBet, What chance of getting the Flippers over for a Saturday barbie and a Sunday brunch?

 

[michchick98]

As to Didn't she die? Im sure I saw misshick mention she'd passed on...

Which was sad... she wasn't the worst kitty in the litter p.).. not by a long way...

just saying...

I'm james r scouries and I approve this message...

p.s. was that a post by miss pinks pal? now thats really worrisome...

No, you dim-witted fucktard, she didn't die. She's having some serious health issues.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE Pinky He's here, you're here, I'm here...Just like old times, eh Jim?

I guess … well maybe … as long as that other crackhead doesn’t show up

QUOTE Poorbet :caning: Yup. the Chargers lost… Hey, Jimbo, wait till you read the great story I wrote for the Valentine's Contest. I tried to write it in the same style that you and Sarahhhhhhh use… You know the saying "Once you go queer chick, you lose all interest in man dick

It’s wise to emulate the greats my dear so I can understand you trying to use the style that has made sarahhh the greatest living LITEROTICAN. But you’ve got a long, long, long way to go. I'd suggest you try to copy 's style first then try to move up...

As to the saying I’m sorry to say I’ve never heard that one before. Popular in gay circles is it? And I know it’s not true. I can think of at least seven I’ve pulled back from the dark side myself over the last two years.

“Pick, lick, then dick a sick chick,
a big wick is the trick to cure her”

is the saying I’ve heard.

QUOTE miss odious Hey, PoorBet, What chance of getting the Flippers over for a Saturday barbie and a Sunday brunch?

Another thought is to get the flippers and the rest of this chick lesbo stuff moved over to the GBLT board where it belongs. I’m going to have to start a Scouries Thread Proposition 8 soon if this keeps up.

QUOTE misshick No, you dim-witted fucktard, she didn't die

EXCELLENT! Best news I’ve heard all day. I always loved that girl. So is she having a baby?


I’m james r scouries and I accept misshicks apology…

[size=+2] Steelers still look pretty good… [/size]

 

[Daniellekitten]

Oh Jim. Does this mean you miss me?

 

[Darkniciad]

Oh Jim. Does this mean you miss me?

I know I do

 

[sarahhh]

It’s wise to emulate the greats my dear so I can understand you trying to use the style that has made sarahhh the greatest living LITEROTICAN. But you’ve got a long, long, long way to go. I'd suggest you try to copy 's style first then try to move up...

[size=+2] Steelers still look pretty good… [/size]

Oh Jim. Does this mean you miss me?

I know I do.

Steelers still look Super Bowl good . . . and like I told you, this Sunday is revenge on the Ratbirds for our Dolphins.

 

[scouries]

You’re alive! Praise the Lord!

Well it looks like [size=+2]miss sarahhh’s [/size] football team is almost as good as her wonderful stories… and that’s hard to imagine…

***

QUOTE DK Oh Jim. Does this mean you miss me?

Of course we all missed you miss k. Small, insignificant spats can never overshadow all the wonderful times we had together. You’re an angel (granted a fallen one) and news of your demise had brought tears to many a ScourianWorld eye.

May 2009 bring you health and happiness.

My prediction is that this respite from writing you’ve been forced to endure will in fact produce a reinvigorated outpouring of kittenly delight. Imagine new DK stories that capture the brilliance you displayed in your early days here, stories that combine this raw talent with the lessons you’ve learned on Mount Scouries at the feet of myself and the wonderful sarahhh …. You could become a BEST SELLER!!!! Maybe even achieve membership in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. Now wouldn’t that be nice?


I’m james r scouries and I approve of the new DK…

[size=+2] Steelers still look pretty good… [/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

Gee, scouries, I wrote that Valentine's Day story like I said, but I'm confused. I wrote it just like one of srahhhhhh's or your stories (except it actually has a plot) but they keep making comments like it's "funny" or "poor needle dicked Jimbo" or even "God, Safe_Bet don't you know sarahhhhh is an alt and Gabby is a blow-up doll!" Wonder why they are telling ME this stuff?

The story is called Fisting the Flippers and is all about how the poor Miami Flipper cheerleaders need to pay the wonderful San Diego Lightening Bolts cheerleaders for their latest loss. Some of the "characters" in the story are SARAH who loves to get fisted and have her butt reamed and GABBY, who gives up on her boyfriend JIMBO, and decides to become a full fledged lesbian. It's only about a 1,100 words long, so maybe it was just too short (kinda like my character JIMBO's dick *snerk*)

 

[scouries]

QUOTE poor bet :caning: Gee, scouries, I wrote that Valentine's Day story like I said, but I'm confused (surprise surprise!) … Everyone’s asking, "God, Safe_Bet don't you know anything!" I’m a full fledged lesbian mr scouries, why they are telling ME this stuff? I wrote a 1,100 words jim. That’s more than I’ve ever managed before…

OMG - a thousand word story! All by your little wee self? Sweetie I think you’re ready for the SURVIVOR CONTEST! Don't you sometimes you just wish that the would exercise some sort of quality control.

Dear little miss plastic prick in the pussy I’d suggest you stick to what you’re good at – maudlin lesbo poems – the shorter the better. And listen hon, leave the story writing to the big boys and girls - the real authors. You’re the fifth or sixth AHer this year who’s written a story (or poem) in which I play the starring role.

And remember young lady, ITS NOT TO LATE TO BE CURED.

I’m james r scouries and I cure lesbians in my spare time…

[size=+2]even a Dolphin dick would be better than those plastic contraptions you Lesbos use…[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE poor bet :caning: Gee, scouries, I wrote that Valentine's Day story like I said, but I'm confused (surprise surprise!) … Everyone’s asking, "God, Safe_Bet don't you know anything!" I’m a full fledged lesbian mr scouries, why they are telling ME this stuff? I wrote a 1,100 words jim. That’s more than I’ve ever managed before…

OMG - a thousand word story! All by your little wee self? Sweetie I think you’re ready for the SURVIVOR CONTEST! Don't you sometimes you just wish that the would exercise some sort of quality control.

Dear little miss plastic prick in the pussy I’d suggest you stick to what you’re good at – maudlin lesbo poems – the shorter the better. And listen hon, leave the story writing to the big boys and girls - the real authors. You’re the fifth or sixth AHer this year who’s written a story (or poem) in which I play the starring role.

And remember young lady, ITS NOT TO LATE TO BE CURED.

I’m james r scouries and I cure lesbians in my spare time…

[size=+2]even a Dolphin dick would be better than those plastic contraptions you Lesbos use…[/size]

Well gosh, JAMES, I don't know what you mean. The only male character in my story was named "Jimbo". But I 'spose if the needle dick, oops, I mean if the shoe fits, then you can go ahead and THINK it is you...

BTW, JAMES, can I use "you’re good at maudlin lesbo poems" as one of my sig lines?

 

[michchick98]

And listen hon, leave the story writing to the big boys and girls - the real authors.

Of which you are not. When you can learn to write stories in other categories besides Incest, maybe, just maybe, you can call yourself a real writer. She's more of a writer than you'll ever be.

You’re the fifth or sixth AHer this year who’s written a story (or poem) in which I play the starring role.

As she said, why did you think the male character was you? Did she hit too close to the truth with the needle-dick description? Yeah, thought so.

And remember young lady, ITS NOT TO LATE TO BE CURED.

You jealous that SB can get a woman easier than you? No, blow-up dolls don't count.

I’m james r scouries and I used to be a lesbian…

The truth shall set you free.

[size=+2]even a Dolphin dick is bigger than mine…[/size]

Now, doesn't that feel good to finally get out in the open?

 

[Guest]

Two more authors join club!!!!!!!!!

Hi, it’s Gabby again!

We found two new members! Welcome guys...

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samslam

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Blue88

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198 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
171 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
164 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
154 Service TryAnything
152 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
144 Hunted furrybert
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
135 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
127 All These Years selenakitten
114 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
113 Seven Days Ch. 6 soular
111 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
110 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
110 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
106 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
106 My Virgin Sister samslam*
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
105 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
105 Commando Caper sarahhh
101 I Love Dick sarahhh
100 But Love is Blind Blue88*​

List updated first week of January 2009
* Added January 2009
*** a story inspired by j. r. scouries

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

The above list is not an official Literotica list and is neither accurate nor verifiable.

 

[michchick98]

Ain't it funny with all the millions of supposed fans and the self proclamation of being Literotica's #1 author, not a single one of his "adoring" fans put in a single nomination for him as "Most Influential Writer" on the Lit. Reader's Choice Awards?

Even Freddie, who has alienated more people than scouries, had a few people nominate him. Even if it was in jest, he was nominated, yet scouries has yet to be.

Yeah, I know I wasn't either, but then again, I don't tout my greatness and I Iknow I'm not even close to being the most influential writer here.

So keep making your lists, scouries, they're the only things you'll ever be "king" of...well, besides being "King of the Delusional Fuck-Wits," that's one title you can wear proudly.

 

[sr71plt]

Ain't it funny with all the millions of supposed fans and the self proclamation of being Literotica's #1 author, not a single one of his "adoring" fans put in a single nomination for him as "Most Influential Writer" on the Lit. Reader's Choice Awards?

Even Freddie, who has alienated more people than scouries, had a few people nominate him. Even if it was in jest, he was nominated, yet scouries has yet to be.

Yeah, I know I wasn't either, but then again, I don't tout my greatness and I Iknow I'm not even close to being the most influential writer here.

So keep making your lists, scouries, they're the only things you'll ever be "king" of...well, besides being "King of the Delusional Fuck-Wits," that's one title you can wear proudly.

Yes, I think that's telling--combined with the bulk of forum defenders of his activities/writing seem to be his own alts (just doesn't jibe with his "favorites" rating, does it?).

I think it's a tilt on the "why does he think the story is about him?" though--my impression was that safe_bet announced she was posting a story about him to the Valentine contest. Not true? (I'd look up the line myself if I cared that much).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ain't it funny with all the millions of supposed fans and the self proclamation of being Literotica's #1 author, not a single one of his "adoring" fans put in a single nomination for him as "Most Influential Writer" on the Lit. Reader's Choice Awards?

Even Freddie, who has alienated more people than scouries, had a few people nominate him. Even if it was in jest, he was nominated, yet scouries has yet to be.

Yeah, I know I wasn't either, but then again, I don't tout my greatness and I Iknow I'm not even close to being the most influential writer here.

So keep making your lists, scouries, they're the only things you'll ever be "king" of...well, besides being "King of the Delusional Fuck-Wits," that's one title you can wear proudly.

In jest? Are you serious? But, I've already written my acceptance speech and rented my tuxedo and limousine for the red carpet event. My relatives are flying in from Boston. What am I to do with all the champagne I've ordered?

Gees, now you tell me.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

DK, I don't really know you, but I was sorry to hear of your health problems. I hope your doing well.

scurs dear, I haven't been around much... how you been? I hope you are not too disappointed that I didn't include you in my Valentine's Day story like I had done for the Halloween contest last year.

Marsh, boy, you crack me up!