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[TxRad]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

ScouriesWold does not exist except in James R Scouries mind so it can't have any dealings with Lit or its management. This is just more of James R Scouries ego building and BullShit.

 

[sarahhh]

You think those two are the same person?

I'd laugh myself silly if that wasn't so sad.

You think scouries and I are the same person?

I'd laugh myself silly if that wasn't so sad.

 

[sarahhh]

So excited that you didn't remember to change Alts before responding to yourself?

Now, THAT is funny.

What are you smoking? I doubt anybody around this place spews Yuengling but me.

Apparently you're having difficulty determining who the real alternative identities are. Not to worry, I'll enlighten you.

 

[sarahhh]

So excited that you didn't remember to change Alts before responding to yourself?

Now, THAT is funny.

Why would I use alts when I'm try to pile up the posts so I can catch your girlfriend, the fake Indian. Only 34, 021 more to go!

 

[Darkniciad]

I don't really believe that either, TX. I haven't seen anything from scouries that demonstrates him having enough imagination to create an alternate personality that doesn't sound exactly like him. Look at "Gabby"

Two peas from the same pod, certainly. Alternate identities? Methinks thou doth give scouries too much credit.

 

[sarahhh]

JackLuis.... Joe Louis... freddie??????? Is this your new writing alias? Not bad...

Is that you [size=+2]freddie ?[/size] How are you? How's it going up there? The gabster and I were just talking about you. Beautiful day down here - too bad you're not in Miami, we'd take you out on the boat. We're going to motor down into the keys.

And hey, I'm glad you liked Pauls Baby man. Over 72,000 readers have chosen it. Got some good comments too ... you know, you might be interested in the review, it came out in 2007. Here it is as it originally appeared on this thread:

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Here’s a brand new story review. The story is just out today May 16th 2007.

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Loving Wives Category​

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Hot off the press from the great, but besieged, award winning author J.R. Scouries comes this new tale of marriage and cuckoldry in twenty first century America.

Yes, it is a ‘Loving Wives’ category story, but no, this author doesn’t cater to the sick minds of the pitiful crowd of losers who often hover around new LW stories like hungry piranhas. It’s no tale of revenge nor is it meant to assuage the pain so many of these cuckolded men, who’ve so often been left by their wives for younger, better endowed men, often feel.

Instead it looks at how a modern woman, a beautiful, sexy twenty-seven year old, faces the realities of work and love and sex in suburban America. Of how she’s often pushed into corners not of her own making. Of hard but real choices every American woman is forced to make.

It’s also a cautionary tale for those men who believe that today’s modern woman will be satisfied only with a nice home and clothes and baubles, that this new sexually wise woman will be satisfied by an inattentive and unskilled lover.

Liz Roberts, twenty-six, a nurse and happily married for five years, slowly drifts into a frustration born of her inability to conceive and her husband Johnnies seeming lack of interest in doing anything more than going through the motions when it comes to sex.

Finding it increasingly difficult to ignore the siren call of sexual freedom that seems to be blared incessantly at adult Americans through every media outlet, Liz finally finds herself lured into temptation by her best friend, the lusty, man devouring Cathy.

His name is Paul, just only nineteen, a boy/man freshman at the local university. And yet he possesses a sexual confidence and presence that belies his years. As he drives her to his den deep in the student quarter, the throbbing, motor of his Harley, which vibrates angrily between her thighs, simply presages what she’s soon to feel. COCK! Big cock. A cock that instantly drives any thought of her husband from her mind. Liz feels no guilt or regret as the pleasure rolls in wave after wave through her body.

And she knows immediately that this relentlessly spurting prick will finally deliver the seed that will wipe away her barrenness. Will Liz ultimately be able to balance her conflicting needs? Will she be able to maintain a loving, family lifestyle while still satisfying this aching need for sex the boy has unleashed?

This is a story that may also be especially helpful for many of Literotica’s most well known female authors, often frustrated women who toil all day to produce erotica for the masses and then thrash alone all night in unsatisfied need. Can Liz’s experiences signal some avenue of release for these lovely but often ill tempered creatures? God willing.

Please people, before all copies of this masterwork disappear off the shelves, rush out and read it. Early reviews have been both gratifying and bizarre.

jim

You know, I never read that one., Jim. I can't promise today, but soon. I have the Steelers game and spewing Yuenglings to be concerned about. Not to mention posting mindless drivel so I can catch up with you-know-who. I think I'll go over to that other thread now and lay the groundwork for my next drama queen moment.

Only 34,020 posts to go!!!

 

[sarahhh]

I don't really believe that either, TX. I haven't seen anything from scouries that demonstrates him having enough imagination to create an alternate personality that doesn't sound exactly like him. Look at "Gabby"

Two peas from the same pod, certainly. Alternate identities? Methinks thou doth give scouries too much credit.

I knew you wanted to be girlfriends, Danielle.

 

[JackLuis]

JackLuis.... Joe Louis... freddie??????? Is this your new writing alias? Not bad...

OMG Scouries you make me laugh with your pompusness.

I complement you on the story and you accuse me of being an Alt!

Come on JR, check out my bio and read a chapter of my "Spreading Seeds". My work is all original and is written for the fun of writing, not to self promote in a lurid and pathetic way.

Yes I admit I like to get good feedback and I like it when I get a red "H" but I am not the Lit Whore you are.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=387106

Here is the opening chapter of "Seeds" if you want to check the style. It only has a 4.26 rating and only 14,000 views but at least you'll see the story concept and if you read the other 30 chapters, you'll see I am my own man.

My story "My new Best Friend" is kind of like "Pauls Baby" an atttempt at humor. It's only ~3.92 but I think it hit the spot I was trying to hit.

Not everyone has an Alt for each of their multipal personalities.

 

[Darkniciad]

I knew you wanted to be girlfriends, Danielle.

If you want to consider it a compliment, feel free I'll certainly take the undeserved compliment of equating me to DK, TX, SW... the list goes on and defying the laws of physics on.

OMG Scouries you make me laugh with your pompusness.

That's what this thread is here for, pure amusement value

 

[TxRad]

I don't really believe that either, TX. I haven't seen anything from scouries that demonstrates him having enough imagination to create an alternate personality that doesn't sound exactly like him. Look at "Gabby"

Two peas from the same pod, certainly. Alternate identities? Methinks thou doth give scouries too much credit.

If you actually tried to read both scouries and sarahhhhhh, you will notice they both used English words and phrases early on and both hate women in general. The vocabulary that sarahhhh uses as a woman is one that not woman would use. It's pure male gutter mouth.

No, I would never give scouries that much credit but I would give Sarahhhh that much. She hates Danny and thinks we're all her alts. She would like nothing better than to do what she posts as scouries, which is to destroy the AH and the contests.

The AH rediculed and ran her off once and revenge is her game.

Just my thoughts anyway and she hates the truth. One day when I do decide to leave the AH and Lit for good I'll send you some ISP's and the posts i got them from. You'll have a laugh and a half. Some people aren't nearly as smart as they think they are.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE Jack louis OMG Scouries you make me laugh with your pompusness I complement you on the story and you accuse me of being an Alt!

Come on JR, check out my bio and read a chapter of my "Spreading Seeds". My work is all original and is written for the fun of writing, not to self promote in a lurid and pathetic way…but I am not the Lit Whore you are. …If you read the other 30 chapters, you'll see I am my own man….Not everyone has an Alt for each of their multipal personalities

Hey guy, I thought you were my pal Freddie – that’s a compliment! And now that I know you write 30 chapter stories I’m sure you’re Freddie!

But c’mon man! A LIT WHORE… PATHETIC… POMPOUS… that’s not very kind. I don’t think you’re Freddie after all. Are you miss odious by any chance?

I’m james r scouries and I accept darkboys apology…

[size=+2] Steelers look pretty good… [/size]

 

[JackLuis]

Sorry for the Lit Whore and stuff, I guess the thread is getting to my manners.

Pompus though is accruate.

 

[Darkniciad]

But c’mon man! A LIT WHORE… PATHETIC… POMPOUS… that’s not very kind.

Unkind? Perhaps.

Incredibly accurate? Beyond a shadow of a doubt *laugh*

The sad thing is that you aren't even bright enough to understand all the times BFW was mocking you. That's as funny as the mockery itself.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

To SW and the rest of you Lady Literoticans, it’s time to cast aside these false idols, its time to grow back your pubic pelts and embrace heterosexuality and respect for male erotic writers everywhere. Obedience and sexy lingerie are your best bets for future happiness and orgasmic bliss. Spend less time posting and more time pleasing is my simple suggestion to all of you lovely ladies. I beg of you, before it’s too late, look to miss pink for inspiration.

You mean like your football-lovin' linebacker boyfriend Mr. Sarah, then? What an example he/she/it sets for the rest of us... *snerk*

Where's SafeBet when you need her?

 

[sarahhh]

[size=+2] Steelers look pretty good… [/size]

Steelers sack Alts! Isn't Laurel from San Diego? The first one, anyway.

Not to worry, Jim, the Steelers will avenge your beloved Miami's playoff loss to Baltimore. Steelers love Dolphins and hate Ratbirds (and Alts)!

Wow, I really spewed a Yuengling on that early Chargers touchdown, but after that they went down real good. So good I was cloudy as a fake Indian after the game.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You mean like your football-lovin' linebacker boyfriend Mr. Sarah, then? What an example he/she/it sets for the rest of us... *snerk*

Where's SafeBet when you need her?

Darn it Selena, you interrupted some great lesbian sex I was having with the Dolphins. It took me so long to respond cuz we were having sex in the pool and the dolphins were being ever so obedient!. Wow, you haven't lived till you've been fluked by a sexed crazed lesbian dolphin (yeah, I know that lesbian dolphin is kind of redundant)

I've been staying away since I had that nightmare about Jimbo's Alts. Now I'm going to have ANOTHER nightmare, thanks to you!

Ugggh. In the first one Mr. Sarahhhhhhh (also know as right hand Alt) and Gabby (also known as left hand Alt) were made to take turns wrestling with the Grand_High_Poobah (also known as Jimmy's little dick Alt) until they choked it and it tried to spit on them (maybe Jimbo needs an alt called "Little Dribble"). They had to take turns cuz both of them couldn't get a grip on "it" at the same time.

Now I'm going to have the same nightmare but both hands, I mean Alts, are going to be dressed in sexy lingerie! I just hope he doesn't get his Alts mixed up like he did before cuz he might sprain his wrists.

I know! Maybe I can add in having a beautiful Lesbian Warrior Princess come save them by crushing the Grand_High_Poobah under her 4" stiletto heel!

Then she can set Gabby free (by pulling out her cork) and Mr. Sarahhhhh will be able to acknowledge that he is actually a gay man (who, BTW, is insanely jealous of Cloudy) that has been having an incestuous relationship with his brother named scouries (not that THAT will continue after what the Lesbian Warrior Princess did to his little pee pee - maybe if he soaks it in his Yuengling for a while it will feel better ).

Hmmmm, that's almost as believable as some of the stories that scouries writes.

 

[sarahhh]

Where's SafeBet when you need her?

That's quite the literary masterpiece by your good bud, Squirrel_Bait. She should submit it to the Valentine's Day Contest. It's right up there with the stories that typically win contests on this site.

 

[Guest]

Hi, it’s Gabby again!

QUOTE poorbet :caning: Darn it Selena, you interrupted some great lesbian sex I was having with the Dolphins.

I've been staying away since I had that nightmare about Jimbo's Alts. Now I'm going to have ANOTHER nightmare, thanks to you!

I know! Maybe I can add in having a beautiful Lesbian Warrior Princess come save them by crushing the Grand_High_Poobah under her 4" stiletto heel!

Lesbian Warrior Princess did to his little pee pee

Hmmmm, that's almost as believable as some of the stories that scouries writes.

No comment on the Chargers game my dear? Philip and the boy toys didn’t look very impressive when put in with real men did they? Apparently all the San Diego cheerleaders quit after the game and stayed in Pittsburgh – they’ve been getting steeled ever since…

And I don’t think you should be talking about all this bestiality stuff you’ve been practicing my dear. But I have to point out that it wasn’t a Dolphin that was between your legs (you’ll know when you got one of them in you I promise) it was a toy poodle. One of Philips dogs I believe.

“Lesbian Warrior Princess”? What a joke!

As to the scouries stories you were talking about – do you mean his million sellers or his 1000+ vote one?

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LITEROTICA’S SEXIEST MALE CHARACTER for 2008



Gabrielle L.

 

[Safe_Bet]

That's quite the literary masterpiece by your good bud, Squirrel_Bait. She should submit it to the Valentine's Day Contest. It's right up there with the stories that typically win contests on this site.

WOW Mr. Sarahhhh! You're every bit as good of a muse as Jimbo!

I was just thinking about what kind of story to write about for the Valentine's contest and BAM!

How does this sound? After the big game the Charger Girls invade the Dolphin Cheerleaders locker room and fist & strap -on fuck the living hell out of the Dolphin Cheerleaders (much to their great enjoyment I might add! )

So which one of these do you think is the best title - "Fisting The 'Flipper' Girls" or "Riding the Dolphins"?

BTW, any suggestions on how to work in the Dolphin Cheerleaders being obedient and being dressed in sexy lingerie?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

No comment on the Chargers game my dear?

I swear, Spoutries says "my dear" more in that patronizing way than McCain overused the phrase "my friends." And with that same insipid, clueless, dottering old man tone, too.

Should we start calling him McSpoutries... sitting around counting all his pretty colored Monopoly money? Sad sad sad...

 

[sarahhh]

If you want to consider it a compliment, feel free I'll certainly take the undeserved compliment of equating me to DK, TX, SW... the list goes on and defying the laws of physics on.

If it hissy fits like a kitten, it's a kitten. But hey, good move changing your name from Kitten to Kitt. That really fooled everyone.

 

[Darkniciad]

If it hissy fits like a kitten, it's a kitten. But hey, good move changing your name from Kitten to Kitt. That really fooled everyone.

First Danielle, and now Selena. No matter how much you try to kill me with kindness, I'm still going to think you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal

 

[Selena_Kitt]

First Danielle, and now Selena. No matter how much you try to kill me with kindness, I'm still going to think you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal

No no you misunderstood Mr. Viagra - er - Sarahhh. We're ALL Danielle. I'm Danielle. You're Danielle. Hey... maybe HE'S Danielle...!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No no you misunderstood Mr. Viagra - er - Sarahhh. We're ALL Danielle. I'm Danielle. You're Danielle. Hey... maybe HE'S Danielle...!

Actually, now that I think about it, when Dani was posting here months ago, you, Selena, were not where to be found. Now that Dani is gone, here you are making a fool of yourself while sticking your big belly in everyone's business.

I have read numerous posts where both you and Dani have posted, but I'm starting to wonder like the rest of them about you.

Further, I've come to the consensus, just as it was on Voyeur Web My Story board, which was closed down because of posters like you and your friends, that there are more identities than there are people here. What is more disburbing is when one identity of the same person argues with another identity. Now, you may think that's fun and funny, but to me, that's just nuts.

If you want my opinion...well, I'll give it anyway. I think you're all nuts. I can't imagine spending the amount of time you people spend on this board.

Get out. Do something. Live life. Step away from the cheese doodles and turn off the computer.

Hey, now that I no longer write stories for you and your friends to bash, now that I no longer enter contests for you and your friends to destroy my scores, there's nothing you can do to me but to make nonsensical and ignorant comments, which is what you and/or your friends will do as soon as I post this.

Or...you can just ignore me. Only, you're the ones that have to live with yourselves living on this forum board 24/7. Don't you feel confined? It's an feeling sitting here and posting...shit.

Wow!