Republican Circle Jerk

[Purple Haze]

http://www.mainepuzzles.com/Images/Andy-Thomas-Jigsaw-Puzzles/7740_Grand_Ol_Gang_Jigsaw_Puzzle_lg.jpg

I actually saw this puzzle for sale at the truck stop.

It made me wonder, why wasn't Hoover invited?

But they let Tricky Dick and Boy George in?

I doubt it...

 

[Generic_chick]

http://www.mainepuzzles.com/Images/Andy-Thomas-Jigsaw-Puzzles/7740_Grand_Ol_Gang_Jigsaw_Puzzle_lg.jpg

I actually saw this puzzle for sale at the truck stop.

It made me wonder, why wasn't Hoover invited?

But they let Tricky Dick and Boy George in?

I doubt it...

He's in the kitchen replenishing the sandwiches and pickle tray.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Purple Haze]

Yeah, but Gerald Ford is there.

Might as well invite Chester A. Arthur...

 

[Morcheeba]

Awesome. That's a circle of Republicans.

Here I thought a longtime Litster like yourself would have an image of them actually fucking or jerking each other off.

Zero.Point.Zero. until then.

 

[Shugahhhh]

Awesome. That's a circle of Republicans.

Here I thought a longtime Litster like yourself would have an image of them actually fucking or jerking each other off.

Zero.Point.Zero. until then.

Loser has to pull a train.

You kids and your instant gratification!

 

[Purple Haze]

Here I thought a longtime Litster like yourself would have an image of them actually fucking or jerking each other off.

Maybe later.

But I'm still confused about the reasoning behind this, why on Earth would A. Lincoln ever want to hang with the likes of Nixon? If this is supposed to depict a collection of good Republican Presidents (I see three or four), for all the good Republican truck stop shoppers to jack off to after they complete the puzzle, why fuck it all up with G.W. Bush? Couldn't Papa find a baby sitter for the evening?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Yeah, but Gerald Ford is there.

Might as well invite Chester A. Arthur...

Good old Gerald Ford..

The only person ever to serve as President who never won any national election.

Thanks to Spiro Agnew and Tricky Dick, both esteemed Republicans that resigned in disgrace.

Appointed VP when Agnew resigned, then took over as President when it was Nixon's turn to resign.

 

[Purple Haze]

Yes, Mr. Ford was the janitor from the heavens.

He was also one of those Warren Commision guys, you know...that whole Oswald acted alone with one bullet theory?

What a guy...

 

[Wok]

Yes, Mr. Ford was the janitor.

He was also one one those Warren Commision guys, you know...that whole Oswald acted alone with one bullet theory?

What a guy...

But he lived near the golf courses. At least that accounted for something.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Good old Gerald Ford..

The only person ever to serve as President who never won any national election.

Thanks to Spiro Agnew and Tricky Dick, both esteemed Republicans that resigned in disgrace.

Appointed VP when Agnew resigned, then took over as President when it was Nixon's turn to resign.

Don't forget the pardons. Icing on the coffin.

 

[MechaBlade]

http://www.mainepuzzles.com/Images/Andy-Thomas-Jigsaw-Puzzles/7740_Grand_Ol_Gang_Jigsaw_Puzzle_lg.jpg

I actually saw this puzzle for sale at the truck stop.

It made me wonder, why wasn't Hoover invited?

But they let Tricky Dick and Boy George in?

I doubt it...

This pic makes me want to blow my brains out.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This pic makes me want to blow my brains out.

Lincoln is suggesting that the Republican party reach out to minorities...

the other gentleman in the picture are greatly amused.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lincoln is suggesting that the Republican party reach out to minorities...

the other gentleman in the picture are greatly amused.

You're close — Lincoln's words are actually captioned like this:

http://www.mainepuzzles.com/Images/Andy-Thomas-Jigsaw-Puzzles/7740_Grand_Ol_Gang_Jigsaw_Puzzle_lg.jpg

"And then — you're not gonna believe this, fellas — I not only had to free the slaves, but I had to make it look like they'd be our equals at some unspecified point in the future!"

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Yes, Mr. Ford was the janitor from the heavens.

He was also one of those Warren Commision guys, you know...that whole Oswald acted alone with one bullet theory?

What a guy...

Considering that the Warren Commission identified three shots being fired at the presidential motorcade, you've nonetheless inspired my own "one bullet theory."

A single round fired into your right temple would emerge bone dry on the left.

 

[Purple Haze]

A single round fired into your right temple would emerge bone dry on the left.

You're pretty smart for a dumbass...

 

[unregistered]

 

[miles]

Didn't they have any dogs-playing-poker prints left?

 

[Karen Kraft]

He's in the kitchen replenishing the sandwiches and pickle tray.

Well, he was already out so he went to the kitchen cabinet.

See, on the first hand, Hoover went all-in pre-flop holding a 2-8 non-suited.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Didn't they have any dogs-playing-poker prints left?

My great aunt actually had one of the original C. M. Coolidge oil paintings.

She's dead now.

But so is Coolidge.

 

[Scabbers]

http://www.mainepuzzles.com/Images/Andy-Thomas-Jigsaw-Puzzles/7740_Grand_Ol_Gang_Jigsaw_Puzzle_lg.jpg

I actually saw this puzzle for sale at the truck stop.

It made me wonder, why wasn't Hoover invited?

But they let Tricky Dick and Boy George in?

I doubt it...

I'm only surprised at letting Nixon play. He was known as something of hustler at poker in the Navy during WWI; get some young rubes from the sticks in a game, throw a couple of hands, and then clean them out.

 

[Adrenaline]

Where the hell are they: at a construction site, on top of a building, in some abandoned building? And wtf are those random blue and white stuff behind them with what looks to the be the French flag?

 

[Alt]

This pic makes me want to blow my brains out.

Abe, Ike and Teddy can empathize.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why are Teddy and W in the same metaphorical pic? Don't tell me because they're "both Republicans".

Don't tell me that.