two geeky jokes;

[Stella_Omega]

It seems that Descarte was having a few drinks in a bar. Then the waiter asked him if he'd like another. Descarte said, "I think not," and disappeared.

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What did one flatlander say to the other? "Dimension of us never did get around."

 

[CeriseNoire]

It seems that Descarte was having a few drinks in a bar. Then the waiter asked him if he'd like another. Descarte said, "I think not," and disappeared.

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What did one flatlander say to the other? "Dimension of us never did get around."

The first one especially made me giggle

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Werner Heisenberg was driving along when a police officer pulled him over.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" the officer asks.

"No but I know where I was going."





God I love geek jokes.

 

[rgraham666]

Snerk. Good one(s).

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The most geeky joke I ever read was, "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary and those that can't."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The Descartes one was choice!

 

[NoJo]

What goes "pieces of seven! pieces of seven!"?

A parity error.


Cleverest geek joke ever

 

[MagicaPractica]

Bwahahahaha! Thank you! I needed that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

What goes "pieces of seven! pieces of seven!"?

A parity error.


Cleverest geek joke ever

Moi je t'ame, Joe

 

[NoJo]

Moi je t'ame, Joe

Enough foreplay, Morticia, let's baiser

 

[Elianna]

You guys are such geeks. I love you.

 

[wafflemtl]

The most geeky joke I ever read was, "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary and those that can't."

When I need a good laugh I go there thinkgeek

 

[voluptuary_manque]

When I need a good laugh I go there thinkgeek

OMG! Steampunk T-shirts. Quick, someone tell Stella!

 

[Xelebes]

Ego cogito, ergo nom

 

[gauchecritic]

I'm pretty sure I've posted this before...

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All of my base
Are belong to you

 

[banes27]

If only dead people understand base-16, then how many people understand base 16?















57005 XD XD

 

[banes27]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All of my base
Are belong to you

HAHA. I love this one!!!

 

[gauchecritic]

Van Gogh is sitting in a bar and Gaugin walks in and asks him if he wants a drink. He replies "No thanks, I've got one ear."

 

[ZoGoZo]

Bada Bing Badda Boom
All vey good


Two nuts walking down the street,
one was a salted.

 

[3113]

Hahahaha.

Geeks.

 

[banes27]

Hahahaha.

Geeks.

Yesm we ams Elle

 

[Zeb_Carter]

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

 

[banes27]

A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem. The biologist observed the chickens, concluding, "I can tell you there's something wrong with your chickens, but I don't know what's causing it." The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab, and returned saying, "I can tell you what's infecting your chickens, but I don't know how they got it." Meanwhile, the physicist had been sitting on the floor, scribbling maddly on several notebooks worth of paper. Suddenly, he jumped up, exclaiming, "I have the answer, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vaccuum."

 

[TE999]

Veni, vidi, wiwi.

 

[banes27]

Veni, vidi, wiwi.

Veni, vidi, velcro