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[snap1415]

http://www.spearshoes.com/otherProds.html
lolz!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Clown sex? Brrr-r-r-r-r . . . .

 

[Zeb_Carter]

all i saw was a bunch of clown shoes.

Sorry but I don't have a foot or shoe fetish.

 

[TE999]

all i saw was a bunch of clown shoes.

Sorry but I don't have a foot or shoe fetish.

You obviously didn't scroll down.

'slap gloves', 'santa belts', 'colorful long shoelaces' ... looked pretty kinky to me.

 

[jomar]

Pervert

 

[TE999]

Pervert

Why, thank you.

 

[snap1415]

Actually, the idea of a strip club where the dancers wind up wearing nothing but clown shoes and bozo wigs is kinda hot.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Actually, the idea of a strip club where the dancers wind up wearing nothing but clown shoes and bozo wigs is kinda hot.

Oh that image just burns, burns I tell you. My poor eyes and imagination.

 

[TE999]

Actually, the idea of a strip club where the dancers wind up wearing nothing but clown shoes and bozo wigs is kinda hot.

Yeah...and those red clown noses on their nip-nips.

 

[damppanties]

Yeah...and those red clown noses on their nip-nips.

A red painted smile coming out and up from between their legs.

 

[TE999]

A red painted smile coming out and up from between their legs.

Conceptually, I think we're onto something here...a circus themed strip club...pole dancing clown women...three rings of entertainment...it would fit right in, say in Vegas.

 

[Guest]

A red painted smile coming out and up from between their legs.

Ewwww.

 

[oggbashan]

Conceptually, I think we're onto something here...a circus themed strip club...pole dancing clown women...three rings of entertainment...it would fit right in, say in Vegas.

A nearby village's pub has just started Pole Dancing classes led by two "retired" Pole Dancers. The classes are being marketed as suitable for keep-fit exercises and for toning the body.

The idea of some of the regulars of that pub learning pole dancing is repulsive. Most weekend evenings they can't stand straight without a pole to lean on - and they've been like that for decades...

Og

PS. Some of the women are nearly as bad.

 

[damppanties]

Ewwww.

That was the reaction I was going for, thanks.
I almost hurled as I wrote it too.

 

[DesertPirate]

That was the reaction I was going for, thanks.
I almost hurled as I wrote it too.

You can be sooo baaad!