Mortifying Moments

[jestersqwest]

I know that there is an Embarrassing Sex Moments thread here, but there are a lot of us who make blunders not during sex, that are equally amusing in retrospect.

I will start with one of mine:

I was late for work, so I grabbed my slacks out of the dryer, pulled them on, and was out the door. Later that day, I was sitting there, and a coworker (male) comes around, looks down and says, "You have something sticking out of your pant leg."

I looked down, and grabbed the offending thing, thinking it was a dryer sheet. Nope, I wasn't that lucky. I pulled out a pair of silky underwear that had been clinging to the inside of the pant leg. He laughed his head off, and I couldn't look him in the eye for awhile after that.

 

[Wolfking05]

ROFLMAO......that is just too funny!

 

[ChevMan69]

All I would have said to ya was that is pretty could I see how you gonna wear them!

 

[jestersqwest]

All I would have said to ya was that is pretty could I see how you gonna wear them!

ROFL, and I'm enough of a SmartAss that I would have tried to put them on over my pants.

 

[bothworldslover]

found you

let me try ------i was reading a very sexy story got carried away and started playing with my self------fingers were going hot and heavy when i said shit i'm cumming and couldn't stop,lucky i was at my desk and all i could do was sit there and make my panties soaking wet---got up went to the bathroom and took them off and put them in my purse and then went back to my desk and they was my boss she was younger than i was looking at my chair --i looked down and their was a big wet spot on it,i turned all red and my boss said next time let me know i'll help you out with your problem---then she smiled at me and left--------this was for you jestersqwest----------------------susan------kisses

 

[youngleo]

Would of loved to been there to lick the wet spot.

 

[lemmesee]

I know that there is an Embarrassing Sex Moments thread here, but there are a lot of us who make blunders not during sex, that are equally amusing in retrospect.

I will start with one of mine:

I was late for work, so I grabbed my slacks out of the dryer, pulled them on, and was out the door. Later that day, I was sitting there, and a coworker (male) comes around, looks down and says, "You have something sticking out of your pant leg."

I looked down, and grabbed the offending thing, thinking it was a dryer sheet. Nope, I wasn't that lucky. I pulled out a pair of silky underwear that had been clinging to the inside of the pant leg. He laughed his head off, and I couldn't look him in the eye for awhile after that.

....pumping-off into my lady-friend's panties....

 

[barkode33]

a really mortifying moment eh. well once i was at home having a wanking session but it wasnt to exciting so i was not into it, anyway i start getting closer and feeling better, then my sister barges in and there was so much adrenaline in me i shot big wads of cum all over her as my bed is exactly opposite the door and it flew meters, she wasnt too happy but it felt great i gtta admit....