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[size=+2] ***** UPDATED JANUARY 2009 *****[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]Wednesday, January 7th 2009
ScouriesWorld Headquarters
Miami Beach, Florida[/size]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

By appointment from:

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

[SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]​

presents:

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
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70 AUTHORS​

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2001 – 19
2002 – 43
2003 – 23
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2005 – 15
2006 – 11
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14,498”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
7879 "Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned scouries
6334 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn****
5672 Service TryAnything****
4894 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06 Wm_Sexspear
4697 Discovering Diane Wm_Sexspear
4624 A Little Blue Dress Wm_Sexspear*
4251 Laura's Vineyard ronde
4103 Sara’s Car Trip youbadboy
4084 Replacing My Cum Bucket Bobby T

4066 Cheerleader TryAnything****
4047 Hindsight rgjohn
3880 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 01 miss_honeypot
3068 The Private Party Snake138
2929 Two Pregnant Moms…and Sis scouries
2863 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 11-13 Wm_Sexspear
2788 Divorced Brother & Sister Holiday brandybuck
2663 Katie's Massage bilbo181
2499 A Mother-In-Law's Valentine TheScribe
2475 If The Price is Right Wm_Sexspear

2435 Valentine Siblings scouries
2383 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 14-15 Wm_Sexspear
2381 The Journey Pt. 01 rgjohn
2363 That Summer rgjohn
2342 Anal at Last! SteamyChik
2315 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 10-11 Wm_Sexspear*
2276 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
2198 Coma Slickman
2194 Blowjobs for Dummies BatsandGlamour
2164 Erin TryAnything

2044 A Baffling Shower jthserra
2042 Colleen Texas Refugee
2022 King Size Bed strickland83
2020 Dangerous Assignment rgjohn
1897 Stacey's Mom TheScribe
1893 Sybian Training Couture
1890 My Best Friend's Girl Dolma Kalem
1889 How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ BatsandGlamour
1879 A Whisper of Silk, A Scent of Lavender rgjohn
1878 A Girl Called Mickey Dunstable

1846 My Virgin Sister samslam
1845 A Brother & Sister Ch. 01-06 nikki_2021
1837 Seducing Mother & Daughter masterhypnotist
1821 Swimming With the Dolphins scouries
1820 Discovering My Nasty Wife Tony88888
1795 My Little Cheerleader youbadboy
1791 Friend's Sister is Hypnotized masterhypnotist
1778 Truth or Treat Stories by Jake
1776 Showering With My Sexy Sister Tawny T
1751 How Do You Spell Relief? Ch. 3 Bobby T

1755 Mom’s Secret Suck Toy Ch.1 bearlee
1676 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 02 miss_honeypot
1665 The Time of My Life rgjohn
1656 Morning Light Part1 rgjohn****
1640 Seduction by Hypnosis masterhypnotist
1632 A Craving for Cock Ch. 03 Erlikkhan
1588 I Know Who You Did Last Summer Ch. 01 qqnforyou6
1587 Mike Has a Family Controlled masterhypnotist
1541 Sara’s Panties youbadboy****
1540 Peeping Tom yourbadboy

1502 Cat Tail Albatross
1475 Jenny Try Anything****
1473 Cumming of Age Ch. 6 Bobby T
1466 Daddy’s Slut Girl Dirty Slut*
1428 My Sister, The Bitch TryAnything
1420 Neighbors NerfHerder
1411 Lisa Tries a Strip Club greek goddess
1409 Morning Light Part 5 rgjohn****
1407 Hunted furrybert
1399 Daddy's Slut Girl Ch. 02 Dirty Slut****

1384 deleted deleted***
1382 Front Lawn Butt Sex KillerMuffin
1374 Allison’s Ankle scouries
1371 Secret Summer with Melinda youbadboy
1370 A New Beginning HotLisaG****
1366 The Seduction of Amy rgjohn
1365 Brenda's Erotica Shale
1341 The Big Swing wiintermute
1330 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
1301 Cumming of Age Ch. 4 Bobby T

1300 Gabriella’s Daddy scouries
1296 Future Shock TryAnything
1293 In Sara’s Pants youbadboy
1292 Winter Vacation randomencounter2003
1292 Jackie's First Anal damonX
1288 Boarder Controls Family masterhypnotist
1263 Sales Team Cat5 2005
1258 Amanda Chicago Bob
1258 The Door Prize Stefan_J
1239 A Valentine Present masterhypnotist

1220 Hypno-Submission of Jenny Ch. 1 emma_sub
1228 Candy Cane Cocked Cousin…and Mom scouries
1226 Hot Tub Adventure Darlene B Sweet
1225 Girls Tennis Coach Slickman
1223 The Novice wishfulthinking
1218 Snap Shot Mad Mike
1215 Practice Date Chicago Bob
1215 Sodomizing Hannah KillerMuffin
1204 A Blizzard & the Night of Firsts the_last_high
1203 Learning Hypnosis Ch. 02 RedJohnny

1195 How Do You Spell Relief? Ch.2 BobbyT* (July 2008 figures)
1191 Hearts on Fire rgjohn
1190 Black Gold Jake Lost*
1186 Our Shared Bathroom Ch. 02 bartok_star
1176 Decent Family Biskit
1167 Becoming A Hero, & A Man Nigel
1156 Liveaboard Fun TryAnything
1155 A New Life Part 1 rgjohn****
1139 A French Virgin Ch. 01 sexual improv
1136 Colleen Ch. 02 Texas Refugee

1133 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 07-08 Wm_Sexspear*
1132 Either is Not the Only Choice Scorpio44
1123 Anal Sex (Gasp!): A Hands On Manual sweetsubsarahh
1116 Sara's Car Trip Ch. 02 youbadboy
1108 Exhibitionist Niece Moves In samslam
1106 Landlord Wants Sex Slaves masterhypnotist****
1104 A Kiss is Just A Kiss MaxSebastian
1102 A Life Changing Trip with Mother Ch. 05 rgjohn
1097 My Three Sisters…and Mom ManyFeathers (aka TheSandman)
1086 Morning Light Part 6 rgjohn

1082 Tomboy Slickman
1082 Spring Break Slickman
1080 Instructions for My Boyfriend BeautyInDarkness
1074 Ass-ignation MindFiend
1072 A Mothers Mistakes rgjohn
1072 Indian Airhostess Sister stanb
1066 A Long Night's Climb Into Sunlight ronde
1065 deleted deleted***
1058 Kiss My Ass damonX
1049 A Born Slut Dirty Slut*

1047 A Heart-On for Daddy sarahhh**
1043 Nude Dancing #2 – Mom scouries
1042 Goodbye, La, La Land MLyons
1036 Girls Tennis Coach Ch. 02 Slickman
1028 A Lifetime in One Moment C.C. Rider
1022 Lusting For Grandmother ffarkus
1020 Jessica's in Charge Ch. 01 cheerful_deviant
1019 My Wife's Fantasy Lover Tony88888
1019 How To Talk Dirty To Your Lover by BatsandGlamour
1018 Halloween Hypnosis masterhypnotist

1016 Practice On This Ch. 3 Chicago Bob
1008 A Life Changing Trip with Mother Ch. 06 rgjohn
1004 Dirty Girl damonX
1002 Mr. Mom Ch. 3 2002 Otisb



* Using older figures – awaiting updates from the authors concerned
**story received over one thousand votes before it was removed from the site
***author removed his 2 - 1000+ plus stories in September 2007
****figures from September 2008
All figures except as noted are for December 2008.

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bartok_star
BatsandGlamour (3)
Bearlee (and Dawn)
BeautyInDarkness
bilbo181
Biskit
Bobby T (5)
Brandybuck
C.C. Rider

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cheerful_deviant
Chicago Bob (2)
Couture
damonX (3)
Darlene B Sweet
Dirty Slut (3)
Dolma Kalem
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Dunstable

emma_sub
Erlikkhan
ffarkus
Furrybert
greek goddess
HotLisaG
Jake Lost
jthserra
KillerMuffin (2)
Mad Mike

Many Feathers (aka TheSandman)
Masterhypnotist (8)
MaxSebastian
MindFiend
miss_honeypot (2)
MLyons
M-Y-Erotica
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Stories by Jake
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[starrkers]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the other users of this forum.



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The lists on this thread are unofficial, inaccurate and impossible to verify by standard users.

 

[scouries]

and a Happy New Year to you my dear...

Now if only you'd bring back your blue emu picture for 2009...

 

[sarahhh]

quote boy LITEROTICA DOES NOT HAVE A TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST.

Of course we do silly, it’s right above your last post.

Gabby

Somebody should start one of those "Candles for . . ." sympathy threads for TampaxRad's blindness.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE sarahhh Somebody should start one of those "Candles for . . ." sympathy threads for TampaxRad's blindness.

do you mean boy my dear?

I'm working away on my musing for you - this one could be a tough one. BTW, did you second my nmination of freddie for poet of the year?

QUOTE poor odds How big of a clock? Are we talking one of those 6" desk top ones or one of thos monster 12" big honking clocks?

you know i think you're starting to get your groove back Charger lady! now if only we could get you to slip one of those big clocks up between your thighs you'd soon know where the big hand goes...

I’m james r scouries, and I nominate miss naughtycakes…

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE sarahhh Somebody should start one of those "Candles for . . ." sympathy threads for TampaxRad's blindness.

do you mean boy my dear?

I'm working away on my musing for you - this one could be a tough one. BTW, did you second my nmination of freddie for poet of the year?

QUOTE poor odds How big of a clock? Are we talking one of those 6" desk top ones or one of thos monster 12" big honking clocks?

you know i think you're starting to get your groove back Charger lady! now if only we could get you to slip one of those big clocks up between your thighs you'd soon know where the big hand goes...

I’m james r scouries, and I nominate miss naughtycakes…

Oh but scouries, I know where the big hand goes! It gets curled into a fist on the end of my darling spouses lovely lesbian arm! Then yes, as a matter of fact, it does go between my thighs until my alarm bells start ringing

 

[scouries]

taking it up the ass...

Hard to believe but they did it again!

[size=+2]FUCKED FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW[/SIZE]

my pal [size=+3]freddie [/size]

I didn't think the two L's would have the balls to do it!

its a travesty! freddie you shoulda declared yourself a broad a long time ago.

And lauren and laurel - you should both be ashamed of yourselves...

keep smiling big guy, everyone knows you really won...​

Thats my opinion,

I'm james r scouries

 

[TxRad]

quote boy LITEROTICA DOES NOT HAVE A TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST.

Of course we do silly, it’s right above your last post.

Gabby

No, that List is made up by Scouries and has nothing to do with the owners of Literotica. Just another one of his attempts to be on top of a list, any list, even one he has to make up.

Boy

 

[TxRad]

Somebody should start one of those "Candles for . . ." sympathy threads for TampaxRad's blindness.

Another Alt heard from or is that the other way around.

 

[TxRad]

QUOTE sarahhh Somebody should start one of those "Candles for . . ." sympathy threads for TampaxRad's blindness.

do you mean boy my dear?

I'm working away on my musing for you - this one could be a tough one. BTW, did you second my nmination of freddie for poet of the year?

QUOTE poor odds How big of a clock? Are we talking one of those 6" desk top ones or one of thos monster 12" big honking clocks?

you know i think you're starting to get your groove back Charger lady! now if only we could get you to slip one of those big clocks up between your thighs you'd soon know where the big hand goes...

I’m james r scouries, and I nominate miss naughtycakes…

Isn't it funny how all the name calling goes on when the truth comes out.

 

[TxRad]

Hard to believe but they did it again!

[size=+2]FUCKED FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW[/SIZE]

my pal [size=+3]freddie [/size]

I didn't think the two L's would have the balls to do it!

its a travesty! freddie you shoulda declared yourself a broad a long time ago.

And lauren and laurel - you should both be ashamed of yourselves...

keep smiling big guy, everyone knows you really won...​

Thats my opinion,

I'm james r scouries

Freddie didn't have enough points even before the final scrutiny came alone. He even admitted that. Give it a rest Jimbo

 

[sarahhh]

Another Alt heard from or is that the other way around.

Somebody should start one of those "Candles for . . ." for TampaxRad's monthly issue, although it seems more frequent than that.

Now listen, girlfriend, you've posted that scouries and me are the same person around a thousand times. Other than it's really b-o-r-i-n-g to read the same thing over and over and over, nobody but your alts or somebody who is bright as a black hole would believe that. Yeah, and you also post the same blurb in lipstick over and over and over and over and over.

I realize you couldn't possibly post anything witty or entertaining, but at least make an attempt to be original on occasion. Meow.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Other than it's really b-o-r-i-n-g to read the same thing over and over and over...

Someone should tell Spoutries that. Both his posts and his stories...

 

[Guest]

Study is good...

QUOTE Someone should tell Spoutries that. Both his posts and his stories...

the boss is at the GATOR game so missed your katty post miss...

...however I think he'll be happy to learn your studying his works again... its never too late to improve...

He was just saying the other day, "You know Gabby, I just hope we see the writer we saw back in early 2006 this year... you might not believe it but before started smoking all that weed she showed some real promise."

Maybe your time in the big house has given you a chance to read and study the greats again, given you a chance to reflect on why your writing has derailed over the last eighteen months.

The boss sent autographed copies of all his wonderful stories to all the womens prisons in the midwest just for this exact reason - to help female LITEROTICA authors who've gone wrong.

He's also hoping that the heterosexual story lines will help our female inmates from going over to the other side.

Gabrielle L.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

QUOTE Someone should tell Spoutries that. Both his posts and his stories...

the boss is at the GATOR game so missed your katty post miss...

...however I think he'll be happy to learn your studying his works again... its never too late to improve...

He was just saying the other day, "You know Gabby, I just hope we see the writer we saw back in early 2006 this year... you might not believe it but before started smoking all that weed she showed some real promise."

Maybe your time in the big house has given you a chance to read and study the greats again, given you a chance to reflect on why your writing has derailed over the last eighteen months.

The boss sent autographed copies of all his wonderful stories to all the womens prisons in the midwest just for this exact reason - to help female LITEROTICA authors who've gone wrong.

He's also hoping that the heterosexual story lines will help our female inmates from going over to the other side.

Gabrielle L.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

You can't help yourself can ya?

Last time I checked, I was still number one, doll. Quality, not quantity.

You'd think you might learn something, considering all the workshops, hm? Guess not...

 

[Darkniciad]

Blah. Blah. Blah.

You can't help yourself can ya?

Last time I checked, I was still number one, doll. Quality, not quantity.

You'd think you might learn something, considering all the workshops, hm? Guess not...

Learning requires a bit more brains and rationality than scouries typically exhibits. Frankly, I think the blow-up doll Gabby is probably the smarter personality of the two.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Learning requires a bit more brains and rationality than scouries typically exhibits. Frankly, I think the blow-up doll Gabby is probably the smarter personality of the two.

That's frightening.

 

[slyc_willie]

That's frightening.

You know, I find it both ironic and hilarious that Jimbo's backed himself into a tidy little hole here. On the one hand, there's been this long-standing claim of receiving royalties from Lit, which we all know is false. But he has been so vociferous in this claim that even though a real venue exists for him now -- namely, eXcessica -- he couldn't do it without outright admitting he's been lying all this time. And his ego just couldn't handle that.

I wonder what Mr. JRS must be thinking now, after all the wild lies and BS, safely committed in the view that no online publisher would accept hardcore fluff incest fiction. I wonder what he must be thinking now that it is obvious he's sunk the only boat he could ride on before it even left the harbor.

But we'll never know, because he'll never reveal it.

 

[Darkniciad]

You know, I find it both ironic and hilarious that Jimbo's backed himself into a tidy little hole here. On the one hand, there's been this long-standing claim of receiving royalties from Lit, which we all know is false. But he has been so vociferous in this claim that even though a real venue exists for him now -- namely, eXcessica -- he couldn't do it without outright admitting he's been lying all this time. And his ego just couldn't handle that.

I wonder what Mr. JRS must be thinking now, after all the wild lies and BS, safely committed in the view that no online publisher would accept hardcore fluff incest fiction. I wonder what he must be thinking now that it is obvious he's sunk the only boat he could ride on before it even left the harbor.

But we'll never know, because he'll never reveal it.

Ye gods, don't give him any ideas. Whatever poor soul got saddled with trying to fix all the grammar and spelling errors would lose their minds. Nevermind the endless streams of stuttering consenants, enough exclamation points to double as stakes for Vlad the Impaler, 'Americans' using British slang...

:: Slips into Mr. T :: I pity the fool!

 

[slyc_willie]

Ye gods, don't give him any ideas. Whatever poor soul got saddled with trying to fix all the grammar and spelling errors would lose their minds. Nevermind the endless streams of stuttering consenants, enough exclamation points to double as stakes for Vlad the Impaler, 'Americans' using British slang...

:: Slips into Mr. T :: I pity the fool!

But just think how rewarding such a job could be for an editor.

"What are your qualifications?"

"Well, I edited James Scouries' work and actually made it publishable. I even managed not to throw up in the process."

"You're hired."

 

[Darkniciad]

Don't you think the straightjacket might mar the interview a little?

 

[sr71plt]

But just think how rewarding such a job could be for an editor.

"What are your qualifications?"

"Well, I edited James Scouries' work and actually made it publishable. I even managed not to throw up in the process."

"You're hired."

Interesting topic. I wonder if matching a pseudo writer to a pseudo editor would produce a Pulitzer prize by the law of reversals.

 

[slyc_willie]

Don't you think the straightjacket might mar the interview a little?

Perhaps. But, then, most professional editors I've known were OCD enough to warrant a jacket in the first place.

Interesting topic. I wonder if matching a pseudo writer to a pseudo editor would produce a Pulitzer prize by the law of reversals.

Paging Danielle Steele . . . .

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE Someone should tell Spoutries that. Both his posts and his stories...

the boss is at the GATOR game so missed your katty post miss...

...however I think he'll be happy to learn your studying his works again... its never too late to improve...

He was just saying the other day, "You know Gabby, I just hope we see the writer we saw back in early 2006 this year... you might not believe it but before started smoking all that weed she showed some real promise."

Maybe your time in the big house has given you a chance to read and study the greats again, given you a chance to reflect on why your writing has derailed over the last eighteen months.

The boss sent autographed copies of all his wonderful stories to all the womens prisons in the midwest just for this exact reason - to help female LITEROTICA authors who've gone wrong.

He's also hoping that the heterosexual story lines will help our female inmates from going over to the other side.

Gabrielle L.

Well, I certainly don't think Jim is b-o-r-i-n-g. Neither do his millions of readers. But if others who post here think he is b-o-r-i-n-g, Jim may need a drama queen moment to grab some attention. I know. He could have a fake baby.

 

[cloudy]

Well, I certainly don't think Jim is b-o-r-i-n-g. Neither do his millions of readers. But if others who post here think he is b-o-r-i-n-g, Jim may need a drama queen moment to grab some attention. I know. He could have a fake baby.

Why not? You've already got a fake secretary, fake friends, and fake fans.