The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Selena_Kitt]

My mother is dead, by the way. I'm sort of interested in what she had to say from the other side, though.

Did he actually insult your mother? Good Lord. The levels to which these two (i.e. Spoutries and Frederica) bring down the forum is beyond any bottom I can imagine. And yet... there it is.

 

[sr71plt]

Did he actually insult your mother? Good Lord. The levels to which these two (i.e. Spoutries and Frederica) bring down the forum is beyond any bottom I can imagine. And yet... there it is.

No, Freddie doesn't seem to recognize any of the boundaries of good taste.

My mother could have leveled him with just a well-gauged stare, though, so I'm not offended.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE CM 2004, 2006, & apparently 2007 are all the same person from what I've heard. And male. Vassago is also male. Why am I attempting to reason with you? I must be losing my mind…

And it’s a lovely mind. For those of you who don’t know this girl I’d just like to let you know that she has been trying to bring a little sanity and fairness to the SURVIVOR contest after years in the hands of that tyrant from England. And while not all problems are solved yet it just goes to show you what a clean living, smart thinking, NASCAR loving American mind can do… BRAVO!

So are you saying that miss serra, decayed angel and mungo are all the same person? How do you know? Why didn’t anyone tell me before this? I’m definitely going to bring this up the next time I see the QUEEN !

If they are the same person my bet is she (and I’m pretty sure it’s a she) is related to the English babe who’s been running(read ruining) the contest. Which is pretty low. And for just a few bucks.

And how do you know Vassagio’s a guy. I heard the opposite.

QUOTE Sam scouries and sarahhh are the same person

Here’s somebody I haven’t heard from in a long time.

If only I was sarahhh . My ROYALTY checks would be humongous! We did write one story together … with that other babe… you can find it under Grand_High_Poobah… its about scouries seducing a Christian teen named…

QUOTE freddie Only the difference with me is that I won't win. It's already been fixed. It doesn't matter if I have the most points and have written the most stories

Unless you can convince the two L’s that you’re a woman…

So are you a woman? C’mon, you can tell me… just whisper it…

QUOTE ace My mother is dead in a way. I'm sort of interested in what she had to say from the other side, though

Please don’t let this lead into one of those weird beyond the grave “Sci-Fi” “Incest” stories that send the protagonist (after pages/chapters of bizarre acts) into the arms of a “Gay” “Interacial” lover that you’re always writing. Try something new. Why don’t you make a RESOLUTION for the new year…

QUOTE serena The levels to which these two (i.e. Spoutries and Frederica) bring down the forum is beyond any bottom I can imagine…

After reading some of your anal stories it’s hard to believe there’s a bottom you can’t imagine (and haven’t written about). Talk about anal!

Are you out of jail yet? Get time off for good behavior or something? Please don’t tell me your pal George pardoned you…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+3]MIAMI DOLPHINS

2008 AFC East Champions[/size]​

 

[cloudy]

Lauren isn't from England. Not even close.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Did he actually insult your mother? Good Lord. The levels to which these two (i.e. Spoutries and Frederica) bring down the forum is beyond any bottom I can imagine. And yet... there it is.

Hey, it's not my fault if she's a fan. Besides, I received a feedback that read she was SR71's mother. How am I to know any differently. For all that I know, Selena, the feedback note could have been from you to make an ass out of me.

Yeah, it probably was from you because here you are acting all so innocent.

Shame on you, Selena for talking about Ace's mother like that.

"Sorry, Ace, I apologize for Selena's inappropriate behavior."

Shame on you, Selena, shame.

Ahh, I feel better now. No, there's no need to thank me, Ace. I'd do the same for anyone who was a pain in the ass asshole to me. You're welcome.

 

[sr71plt]

No, Selena, Freddie has absolutely no good taste constraints whatsoever.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

No, Selena, Freddie has absolutely no good taste constraints whatsoever.

Really it's on us... thinking we could expect any better of them in the first place. My faith in humanity is so darned persistent, though...

 

[starrkers]

*Wonders if there's anyone he's dealt with on this site that Freddie hasn't insulted*

 

[sr71plt]

Just more evidence that he's really a 14-year-old adolescent. No sense of boundaries.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Just more evidence that he's really a 14-year-old adolescent. No sense of boundaries.

You know, it would be even sadder if that wasn't the case. I sort of hope you're right.

 

[Guest]

official results in!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[size=+2]

2008 YEARLY RECAP​

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2008 was a truly rewarding year for [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]! Sales, votes, comments, e-mail, and of course ROYALTIES were all at record levels. This was the first time that annual sales have passed the three million mark. Mr. Scouries has now sold just under nine million LITEROTICA copies in his time here.

All of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the millions of readers who chose the boss’s work this year. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment. It’s truly appreciated.

Sales December 2008: 305,508

TOTAL YEARLY SALES: 3,090,431

Votes December 2008: 1,684 after loss of 700+ in sweeps

TOTAL YEARLY VOTES: 23,054 after losing 2,000+ in the various sweeps

Highlights of the year:

* james r scouries, through his timely advice to the QUUEN, has been instrumental in bringing about change and improvement to LITEROTICA.

* mr scouries now has 26 stories that have passed the 100,000 sales mark – a new record for LITEROTICA! Of these, nine have hit double best seller status by passing the 200,000 sales mark.

* The ScouriesWorld thread continued to be the #1 thread on the LITEROTICA forums.

* Two of mr scouries stories have now sold over one million copies and are now regarded by readers and critics alike as two of the greatest classics ever released on the site. They are:

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

​

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and

[size=+2]

”Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned

​

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* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica continues to be an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members. Membership is now up to 70 authors and 143 stories. A new updated list will be released shortly.

* mr scouries has been fortunate enough to have placed nine of his stories in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

* ROYALTY earnings for the year have set a new LITEROTICA record..

Thanks everyone, have a Happy, Prosperous and Healthy 2009.

Bye for 2008,

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
V.P. lesbian deprogramming services…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
freddies muse…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[TxRad]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.


[size=+2]

2008 YEARLY RECAP​

[/size]

2008 was a truly rewarding year for [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]!

Scouriesworld is a figment of Scouries Imagination and has nothing to do with Literotica in any way, shape, or form.

Sales, votes, comments, e-mail, and of course ROYALTIES (Literotica pay no royalties to anyone)were all at record levels. This was the first time that annual sales (Clicks on his stories) have passed the three million mark. Mr. Scouries has now sold just under nine million LITEROTICA copies in his time here.

All of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the millions of readers who chose the boss’s work this year. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment. It’s truly appreciated.

Clicks December 2008: 305,508

TOTAL YEARLY Clicks : 3,090,431

Votes December 2008: 1,684 after loss of 700+ in sweeps

TOTAL YEARLY VOTES: 23,054 after losing 2,000+ in the various sweeps

Highlights of the year:

* james r scouries, Had nothing to do with bringing about change and improvement to LITEROTICA.

* mr scouries now has 26 stories that have passed the 100,000 Clicksmark – a new record for Bullshit! Of these, nine have hit double best seller status by passing the 200,000 Clicks mark.

* The ScouriesWorld thread continued to be the #1 most ignored thread on the LITEROTICA forums.

* Two of mr scouries stories have now sold over one million copies and are now regarded by readers and critics alike as two of the biggest jokes ever released on the site. They are:

[size=+2]

”Daddy”, I Whispered

​

[/size]

and

[size=+2]

”Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned

​

[/size]

* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, (Is not, nor has it ever been, a reconized list by Literotica) a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica (Scouriesworld is a fantasy and has no dealings with Literotica at all) continues to be an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members. Membership is now up to 70 authors and 143 stories. A new updated list will be released shortly.

* mr scouries has been fortunate enough to have placed nine of his stories in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. Which is the truth because he makes up the list so he can be on top of something here at Lit.

* ROYALTY (Literotica pay no royalties to anyone) earnings for the year have set a new LITEROTICA record..

Thanks everyone, have a Happy, Prosperous and Healthy 2009.

Bye for 2008,

Gabrielle L. Blowup Dolly
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to no one…and
V.P. lesbian deprogramming services…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
freddies muse…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
I'veneverbeento, florida

I clarified you post for any who might have gotten it wrong.

 

[scouries]

just keep the river of ROYALTIES flowing...

I’d just like to take this opportunity to wish a

[size=+3]HAPPY and HEALTHY 2009​

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to

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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and to thousands of readers who visit this site…

My new years resolution is to promise to continue to provide you great new stories for your amusement and pleasure in 2009.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins forever… [/size]

 

[jomar]

...The levels to which these two (i.e. Spoutries and Frederica) bring down the forum is beyond any bottom I can imagine. And yet... there it is.

I dunno, Scouries sticks to his own thread from what I've seen so he's pretty harmless.

If Frederica is BFW, yeah, he spill over in bursts. But still nothing like the trolls in the GB.

And for the record, I'm impressed with Scouries stamina at this.

 

[scouries]

say a little prayer for he good guys...

[size=+4]MIAMI DOLPHINS [/size]​

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[scouries]

here i am just sitting here watching the football game...

... and somebody mentions that

DONALD E WESTLAKE is dead..

fuck!!!!

no more John Dortmunder ... or Andy Kelp... Stan and his mom... Tiny...

fuck!!!

I had a cocktail with him once... he also at one time wrote porn... gave me a few pointers about five years ago ...

james r scouries

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey scouries! You hear the sound of lightening? The San Diego Chargers are coming to eat some Dolphin sushi, dude! Muahahahaha!

 

[scouries]

A long afternoon…

…And the great irony of the result of today’s game is that our defeat was engineered by some of our favorite football players… Willis McGahee and Ed Reed and Ray Lewis… three former Miami Hurricanes who we’ve always loved.

And so we lost!

But this group of Dolphins provided us with great joy over the last four months. And is there anything in life more enjoyable than this kind of wonderful surprise… an unexpected string of victories each more enjoyable than the last. The PLAYOFFS! For a team that went 1-15 last year!

So I’ll simply say thank you to the players and coaches who made this season possible.

And hey, now that the Dolphin season is over I’ll be able to get back to writing brilliant new stories for the LITEROTICA reading public...

And there's still little sweeties prancing topless on the beach not 400 yards from my front door. So how bad could it ever be?

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+3]the Dolphins are back… [/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

[size=+3]the Dolphins are back… [/size]

At least you didn't try to say

that they lost on​

Porpoise!


Muahahahaha!​

 

[sarahhh]

A long afternoon…

…And the great irony of the result of today’s game is that our defeat was engineered by some of our favorite football players… Willis McGahee and Ed Reed and Ray Lewis… three former Miami Hurricanes who we’ve always loved.

And so we lost!

But this group of Dolphins provided us with great joy over the last four months. And is there anything in life more enjoyable than this kind of wonderful surprise… an unexpected string of victories each more enjoyable than the last. The PLAYOFFS! For a team that went 1-15 last year!

So I’ll simply say thank you to the players and coaches who made this season possible.

And hey, now that the Dolphin season is over I’ll be able to get back to writing brilliant new stories for the LITEROTICA reading public...

And there's still little sweeties prancing topless on the beach not 400 yards from my front door. So how bad could it ever be?

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+3]the Dolphins are back… [/size]

My condolences on your loss, Jim. Too bad Chad left the ball hanging. I was so looking forward to making a little bet with you on a Dolphins @ Steelers game.

Hey, I'll be needing some of your astute musing for my VD Contest story. The title is "Boys Will Be Girls" and it's Loving Wives category. A guy named Susie Dog sent me an e-mail that said, "Could you write a good story on male humiliation and that would get a good public comment from me." You know how I like good public comments.

 

[scouries]

almost in the TOP TWENTY...

...of ALL TIME!!!! Out of like three or four hundred thousand...which is pretty good....

LITEROTICA

Most Read : Stories

Rank Reads Title Author Date

1 5,507,798 'A' My Name is Alice Emmah 08/18/01
2 3,950,167 Service TryAnything 01/18/03
3 3,460,844 Cheerleader TryAnything 12/26/02
4 2,631,489 Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling brodosist 11/01/01
5 2,459,303 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn 08/15/02
6 2,149,405 Oops hornet 09/02/01
7 2,034,875 Daddy's Slut Girl Ch. 02 Dirty Slut 10/02/03
8 1,891,168 Hindsight rgjohn 07/03/03
9 1,783,344 A 'Cute' Mom Mikelh 05/03/02
10 1,738,885 A Hot Little Sister for Christmas The Duke 06/09/01
11 1,716,771 Roommates _ 05/24/02
12 1,678,697 A Brother & Sister Ch. 01-06 nikki_2021 02/02/05
13 1,654,699 A 'Not So Normal' Family Horny_9teen 01/18/01
14 1,625,437 The Red Miniskirt lancelot49 03/29/03
15 1,610,645 After School Special ZIP CODE 07/08/02
16 1,547,786 The Dream East_KaioShin 08/22/01
17 1,547,057 Hot Tub Adventure Darlene B. Sweet 06/05/03
18 1,519,596 Watching a Movie ladyofsin_98 07/26/02
19 1,512,598 A Baffling Shower jthserra 12/31/04
20 1,393,443 Not So Innocent Anymore Dark Hawk 11/09/01
21 1,392,301 "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned scouries 12/17/06

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

p.s. dear lovely miss sarahhh it will be a muse to pleasure you again... I'm going to immediately put my brain cells to work...

 

[Darkniciad]

...of ALL TIME!!!! Out of like three or four hundred thousand...which is pretty good....

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/Darkniciad/swollen_finger.jpg

 

[Guest]

[size=+2] ***** UPDATED JANUARY 2009 *****[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]Wednesday, January 7th 2009
ScouriesWorld Headquarters
Miami Beach, Florida[/size]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

By appointment from:

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

[SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

presents:​

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

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22 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS

6 CATEGORIES
FIRST TIME
HUMOR
INCEST
INTERRACIAL
LOVING WIVES
NON CONSENT

12 AUTHORS​

BY YEAR
2000 –
2001 –
2002 – 1
2003 – 1
2004 – 1
2005 – 8
2006 – 6
2007 – 2
2008 - 3​

22 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS​

447 ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
247 ”Mommy”, I Groaned scouries
198 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
171 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
164 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
154 Service TryAnything
152 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
144 Hunted furrybert
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
135 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
127 All These Years selenakitten
114 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
113 Seven Days Ch. 6 soular
111 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
110 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
110 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
106 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
105 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
105 Commando Caper sarahhh
101 I Love Dick sarahhh ​

List updated first week of January 2009
*** a story inspired by j. r. scouries

[size=+2]MEMBERSHIP LIST[/SIZE]


[size=+2]CharleyBear
DGHear
Furrybert
M-Y-Erotica
ohio
rgjohn
Sarahhh
Selenakitten
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TryAnything
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compiled and maintained by [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “100+ COMMENT CLUB”

p.s. those are very funny looking fingers you have darkboy...

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

LITEROTICA DOES NOT HAVE A TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST.

This is another List Scouries MADE up so he can be on the top of something.

 

[Guest]

methinks banana boy needs some glasses...

quote boy LITEROTICA DOES NOT HAVE A TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST.

Of course we do silly, it’s right above your last post.

Gabby